West Ham send begging letter to Premier League's 'big five'

You've got to hate West Ham. They're like a circus in the transfer market.
David Gold on twitter every night rambling on about Bacca, Lacazette and whoever else they wanted only to end up with the lad who took the worst penalty I've seen in my life.
 
Give them felliani, Memphis.. Maybe Romero and CBJ and for our goodwill they can give us Payet? We can call it a good deal. If they can afford it, maybe rooney too. Hey I'm a reasonable man and I hate taking advantage of bottom feeders like some of you lots are.
 
After last season's bus ambush they can forget it. Wouldn't give them the steam off our piss.

Besides, don't they already get enough of a hand-up with that stadium we paid for?
 
Am I the only one that wouldn't be fully against Rashford going there on loan for half a season? :nervous:
I also think we should loan him out, but feck West Ham.
 
Give them felliani, Memphis.. Maybe Romero and CBJ and for our goodwill they can give us Payet? We can call it a good deal. If they can afford it, maybe rooney too. Hey I'm a reasonable man and I hate taking advantage of bottom feeders like some of you lots are.

Eh?! No chance.

I don't even want Payet.
 
Wouldn't mind Payet for £10m and Rashford on loan for rest of the season. I'd want first option on Reece Oxford as well.
 
Everyone turned West Ham down. Their letters lacked intensity.
 
Well the British tax payer has already gifted them a nice big stadium on laughable terms, so I guess they feel entitled to ask for more favours :wenger:
 
Tell them to get fecked and be relegated.

feck them.

They're so desperate to be a 'big club' it's unreal.

I hope they get relegated.

feck west ham.

feck them

feck them, I also hope they go down.

Feck those ubercnuts. Offer them Fellaini and Depay for £50 or tell them to get fecked. Hope they get relegated along with Sunderland.

Hope they get relegated

Bus smashing cnuts can get relegated for all I care.

I fully endorse these messages.
 
Loan out Depay and Morgan to see if they can improve and if so, bring em' back into the fold come summer.
 
Not that we should dignify the bus smashing cnuts with a reply but if we did our reply should be something like,

Dear Bus Smashing Cnuts,

In light of your recent begging request we would like to inform you our stance is hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha go **** yourselves :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Yours sincerely,
MUFC.


Seriously Chapecoense have lost their entire team and their existence is threatened and West Ham are begging for players from better teams for what reason precisely? Can they not afford to buy the likes of Lacazette etc. ?
 
I love how they asked the top five clubs in England and Spurs wasn't listed. Warms my soul
 
This must be sapping what's left of the confidence in the team.

The players they're asking for are all actually critical to their respective teams. Martial is a key player for us, and Rashford is necessary in case of injury to Ibra. Sturridge will feature more for Liverpool I reckon because of Mane leaving for the AFCON. In fact Batshuayi will probably lead the line for Chelsea in Costa's absence again Bournemouth, and again is needed as back up to Costa.

Having said all that, I wouldn't loan them any of our players anyway. They denied us 4th place last season but their fans also attacked our players. The league would be better off without that kind of disgusting behaviour.
 
Think I read somewhere the manager isn't being given any money to spend last summer and this January cause of budgets with the new stadium. Doubt we'd loan them any of our players
 
They've clearly forgotten celebrating us not winning the title in 1992 and 1995.
 
Rashford and Martial :lol::lol:

If that happens, I'm done with football.
To be fair, loaning Rashford wouldn't be crazy. I don't think West Ham would be the right loan, but there's some merit to it, if only to help him play through his recent struggles in form. Martial is another matter entirely though, lunacy to think we'd even consider it.
 
To be fair, loaning Rashford wouldn't be crazy. I don't think West Ham would be the right loan, but there's some merit to it, if only to help him play through his recent struggles in form. Martial is another matter entirely though, lunacy to think we'd even consider it.
I don't like loaning our youngsters out. I can't remember it ever being beneficial.

Maybe Lingard at Birmingham. Thats it.
 
The can borrow Rashford for a month with the charge being they sign the Afro sporting shit house we have masquerading as a midfielder on permanent basis first.
 
Sell them Memphis for 40m:devil:
 
Tell them Smalling is theirs for Payet straight up or 55m. It's high time we rip off someone else for a change.
 
Their fans smash up our bus, their owner denies that it happened, blames it all on United, claims that the match should be abandoned and West Ham awarded the points. Sure let's loan our bezzy mates West Ham some players.
Exactly. I hope they get relegated.
 
Let them take Rashford if he's going to start upfront for them.

Sell the them Fellaini.