Arsenal is always described as a young team, even when their average age of their team is older than their opponents.
Ozil always seems to be subbed off every game.
Ozil always seems to be subbed off every game.
Weird feelings of football
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To add on to that, players don't mind falling onto the same pitch that has been spat/snotted on tons of times in the same match.
Every season there will be an amazing CB partnership for a mid table club(in the PL). Proceeding next season one will get sold to a better performing club for a big transfer fee, will immediately turn out to be crap and the other CB will remain at the former club, only to be relegated.
There are certain words that are now only really ever used by football commentators and pundits. Like "adjudged", "gaffer", "journeyman", "stalwart", "stonewall", "powerhouse", "profligate", "clattered", "dinked", "Exocet", etc
Andy Townsend is very often in an eBay bidding war while he commentates on a game - prompting the occasional "Get in" that people take out of context.
The Exocet (French for "flying fish"[1]) is a French-built anti-ship missile whose various versions can be launched from surface vessels, submarines, helicopters and fixed-wing aircraft.
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I know. But commentators use the word to describe an unstoppable shot. "Pick that one out! Like an Exocet missile!"
Exocet!! haha, creasing.
England's top striker at the moment is called Kane.
As in, Kane and Undertaker, or Kane Joseph Kucan, or Kane and bloody Abel!
Kane!
As in, Kane and Undertaker, or Kane Joseph Kucan, or Kane and bloody Abel!
Kane!
English teams don't aim to win, they aim to do better than Manchester United - you can see it in the league, heck even this seasons CL which United didn't qualify for, they basically said.... "meh, feck it... not really bothered tbh, United aren't here so we don't have to look good".
Ivanovic is the BPL top scorer.
We haven't played in the Champions League for five years.
We haven't played in the Champions League for five years.
The majority of footballers dont possess usual booger, but water fountains.
Jonathan Walters scores a brace every three games.
FIFA 12 never existed. EA Sports went straight from 11 to 13.
I thought FIFA 12 was their better games, recall finesse shots were so OP. Excellent memories of raging on UT and Seasons though
Anderson is still at our club. Even though I've just recently seen him sitting with an oxygen tank, somewhere in Bolivia (I think).
English clubs always beat Italian clubs.
Italian clubs always beat German clubs.
German clubs always beat Spanish clubs.
Spanish clubs always beat English clubs.
Italian clubs always beat German clubs.
German clubs always beat Spanish clubs.
Spanish clubs always beat English clubs.
Loanees and those who are nearing the end of their contract always play brilliantly, then turn to absolute shit when they renew their contract or sign on a permanent deal.
If this is Falcao playing brilliantly, I'd hate to see him on an off day
Any cross that moves across the six yard box is automatically described as a brilliant ball in by the player crossing, even if the entire rest of his team is 50 yards behind the play. It becomes even better if it goes out for a throw in rather than getting cut out.
We never get more than a few shillings for our players and Chelsea get over 30 million for all theres
It's always sunny when we play at Anfield
Throwins deep inside the half always end up in the oppositions possession.
Good one.
Sky Sports pundits on La Liga can never speak English.
Mark Noble has been 27 years old for his entire career.
There is a title celebration only when United win the league, the other teams just get a pat on their backs.
See, I feel like there's an open-top bus for everything nowadays.
Didn't Arsenal do one for coming 4th back to back?
Hah, yeah it seems like it always is!
Probably.
I don't remember there being any between ours in 99 after the Treble, and City's FA Cup one, but I swear every league, FA Cup, League Cup, Promotion, Play-Off, Johnstone's Paint and Golden Gloves has had one since.
Kieron Dyer is still injured.
Titus Bramble is a non-league player who somehow managed to play for several different PL clubs.
Titus Bramble is a non-league player who somehow managed to play for several different PL clubs.
Emmanuel Adebayor's level of play is inversely proportional to the amount of time left on his contract.
Every inform club going into an international break ends up with an injury to a key player.
Chelsea may be right to sell them in the end, but none of the players that Chelsea sell have a bad first season at their new club.
Johnson and Dann surely the gold standard here.
Alba is injured. I just know we are next.