Arsenal haven’t played a match since the transfer window closed.
Weird feelings of football
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WHU and Liverpool have scored from a header in every game this season.
A manager will only ever rotate a goalkeeper during a cup game and never a league game. If you a reserve goalkeeper at a top club you have more chance of playing in the Champions League then against a bottom on the table league side you will beat easily.
Every team has a physio who's male, around 40 years old with shaved head and slightly below average height.
Even after the final round of fixtures and the season drawing to a close, Everton will still have a game in hand.
We haven’t won a game all season.
Marseille are only allowed to play at night.
Mahrez has never scored a penalty for City.
Goalkeeper tips long range effort round the post = great save
Goalkeeper actually holds onto it = save for the cameras
Goalkeeper actually holds onto it = save for the cameras
90% of the Wolves squad is Portuguese.
it’s not as much a feeling but more of a prediction, with next 2 transfer windows, ETH will get rid of either the Portuguese gang or English gang, with Portuguese looking more likely. I would love Bruno to stay at United for long.
He'll get rid of both and then replaces it with the Dutch contingent.
Haha. Good one
Never when you want him to anyway
Three minutes is the only acceptable amount of added time at the end of a match. Anything more or less is met with a strong reaction by the crowd/commentators
Despite the reputations of Super Agents like Raiola and Mendes, whenever you hear of an incredible contract being negotiated for a player it is almost always done by the players parents.
England play Hungary every international break
Like Ezequiel Garey, Nicolas Gaitan, and Oliver Torres before him, Sven Botman is an imaginary footballer created by journalists to pad out their transfer rumour mill reports.
Whenever a GK makes an incredible world class save resulting in a goalmouth scramble. The attacking team player will completely mis-kick the ball in the follow up and the defending team will clear it
Jota scores for Liverpool every weekend but ends the season with 15 goals in all comps.
Roy Keane sands his oak worktops with his chin.
Patrick Vieira is shorter now he’s a manager.
Eric Ten Hag's head is getting bigger
that’s because he’s learning more and more about our current squad week on week and doesn’t feel the need to dip into the transfer market.
Nah cuz Van Gaal had a go at a system
Crystal palace have had the same starting lineup for the last 5 years
Bournemouth never went down
Gabriel Jesus became R9
Man Utd are stuck in their very own Groundhog Day.
Paul Ince's mum is called Pauline and his sister is called Paula.
Morata scored a hattrick in the game between Juventus and Atletico yesterday but no one knows for what team
Any United player who selects a shirt number above 25 is guaranteed to flop
A team promoted to the PL after having been absent for a long time is guaranteed to win their first home game back.
My weird football feeling for today is that Germans don't have a sense of Hazard.
These guys are all pretty knowledgeable about football (maybe not so much Kaiser
), but these takes are just bad, both misunderstanding the nature of the actions involved and the context of the teams he was playing in. It seems like the staple German view of Hazard.At Chelsea, players are loaned to progressively worse clubs/leagues from age 18-26 until they eventually leave on a free, never to be heard from again.
I had no idea that Cavani’s name is EdiNson and not Edison until the other day. Say it out loud (both first and surname)…it does not even roll off the tongue smoothly!
Ancelotti's Everton beating Liverpool was collectively erased from our memories by the New Scouse Order
Atletico and Porto play each other in the CL every year