Weird feelings of football
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Manchester United have won every 3pm kickoff they've ever played, but have only won 12% of all other kickoffs
All the matches I've watched these past few weeks, I keep hearing the song When the Saints Go Marching In from the fans. I've no idea why though.
An english striker who scores 5-6 goals during a full season is consider a deadly striker and should definitely be in the national squad, while if a random midfielder, like Stillan Petrov, does the same - no one will raise an eyebrow.
Doubly so if he plays for a newly promoted club.
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Lee Hendrie and Matty Taylor have only ever scored goals from 30 yards or more.
Every small midfielder ever, regardless of ability is known as a technician.
Adam Johnson has that in his locker.
Every small midfielder ever, regardless of ability is known as a technician.
Adam Johnson has that in his locker.
Ajax play against Barcelona every year and lose all the time.
There's always one striker every year who's on form in the first half of the season, only to turn shit for the rest of his career and lives off that six months.
There's always one striker every year who's on form in the first half of the season, only to turn shit for the rest of his career and lives off that six months.
Until around 2007 you could only play for the italian national team if you had long, beautiful hair.
There was a 2 month period at the beginning of 2010 when Wayne Rooney scored a headed goal every match he played. He hasn't scored one since.
Giovinco is still a future star at Juventus.
Paul McShane is a Colin Hendry re-gen
St Mary's, Southampton has never had a less-than-perfect pitch for any match.
All Scandinavian midfield players in the Premier League are dead ball specialists.
St Mary's, Southampton has never had a less-than-perfect pitch for any match.
All Scandinavian midfield players in the Premier League are dead ball specialists.
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We never seem to have trouble when were not on the tele, probably because its a smaller game but once we kick off at 12 or 1 on a saturday were guarenteed to drop points
Every time Arsenal play on BT Sport, they end up losing by a large margin.
So trueDrogba scores in every cup final he plays.
Harry Redknapp is only alive at 31st January (or 2nd February) between 8PM and midnight. He manages to sign 10 players in those 4 hours.
Harry Redknapp is only alive at 31st January (or 2nd February) between 8PM and midnight. He manages to sign 10 players in those 4 hours.
Tony Pulis is still the manager of Stoke City.
Liverpool genuinely went about a decade without winning Monday Night Football
Sky will call the Premier League the best and most exciting one in the world regardless of what goes on in any games.
Harry Redknapp will say he can't talk about something, then will talk about it. Or buy it.
Harry Redknapp will say he can't talk about something, then will talk about it. Or buy it.
There hasn't been a single signing during their transfer window and zero speculation about any player moving.
Stoke draw 1-1 every match they play
It still feels like Blackburn are in the premier league.
QPR are relegated every year, somehow they come back the next year only to be relegated again.
QPR are relegated every year, somehow they come back the next year only to be relegated again.
Spanish football is either very early or, much more often, in the middle of the night.
Italian teams always loan a player before buying them
John Dykes is ageless.
When there's a good player coming up somewhere or i have to check the nationality of a player i'm unsure of, he is always from Belgium.
You'll never really ever be able to escape football. It will follow you until your death.
Blackburn, Bolton, Fulham, Middlesborough, Norwich, Portsmouth and Wigan are still in the Prem. I have no idea who has replaced these teams because Leeds and Forest don't seem to be in the Prem either.
Has the Prem gone down to 18 teams?
Has the Prem gone down to 18 teams?
Whenever somebody doesn't have a fecking clue about a defender's ability but are pretending they do, they always say something like "quite good defensively and can play it out from the back well but he's prone to concentration lapses"
Unless it's a fullback, in which case they are "quite good going forward but suspect defensively".
Everyone who's played for Milan has at some point also played for Inter.
Full backs are the most useless players in the modern game. Even more than has been historically true.
And there are now its than 5 decent defenders and 3 decent full backs worldwide
And there are now its than 5 decent defenders and 3 decent full backs worldwide
Not one player in Pep Guardiola's Bayern team is playing in their actual position.
Yes
Manuchu is 31 now...
You're doing it wrong.
I'm surprised at Rosicky's age.
Evans, Smalling and Jones have never been fit all at the same time.
Rosicky has been 33 for the last five years.
Mignolet has never caught a cross or shot, he can only push it away.
Alexandre Pato has been 25 years old for forever.
RAWK is actually a United forum in disguise to mock Liverpool fans.
RAWK is actually a United forum in disguise to mock Liverpool fans.
Marcelo Salas only existed for one year in 1998 then disappeared.
British pundits are told that they will be fired if they don't utilize the word 'efficient' during an international friendly involving Germany.
Michael Owen sounds like the most boring bastard ever because he's not actually watching the games he's commentating on, he's busy filling out his Lucky 15's and Scoop 6 for the day.
British pundits are told that they will be fired if they don't utilize the word 'efficient' during an international friendly involving Germany.
Michael Owen sounds like the most boring bastard ever because he's not actually watching the games he's commentating on, he's busy filling out his Lucky 15's and Scoop 6 for the day.