Wayne Rooney turns 25 today. Leave him your birthday messages here.

[wr8_utd]

Errr....

 

[wr8_utd]

Rooney's staying at:

The Burj Al Arab in Dubai, where rooms cost up to £1,200-a-night

 

[Moriarty]

Google translate??

For sure. Makes me look clever though doesn't it?

 

[Moriarty]

Rooney's staying at:

The Burj Al Arab in Dubai, where rooms cost up to £1,200-a-night

What do the hookers cost there?

 

[RedThaiDevils#7]

The one on the left would cost much more than a normal hooker... hehe

 

[Sparky_Hughes]

Happy fecking Birthday.

Never mind being with the squad and supporting your teammates, enjoy Dubai.

Chicarito says Wayne Who?

 

[Lailiani]

Life's good when you've just been given a pay rise.

In the meantime, Chicharito is manifesting his spot in the starting XI. Rooney should stay in Dubai, maybe some Arab billionaire will snap him up.

 

[Sparky_Hughes]

Life's good when you've just been given a pay rise.

In the meantime, Chicharito is manifesting his spot in the starting XI. Rooney should stay in Dubai, maybe some Arab billionaire will snap him up.

If Chic and Berbalicious keep playing like this then SAF really better not just stick Judas straight in the team when he's fit. What a kick in the teeth that would be to two players who actually want to be here.

 

[Brophs]

Dear Wayne,

Happy birthday, old chum. I was going to put some money in a card but, well.......you know.

Brophs.

 

[Sparky_Hughes]

Dear Wayne,

Happy birthday, old chum. I was going to put some money in a card but, well.......you know.

Brophs.

 

[Devilton]

For he's a greedy young fellow, for he's a greedy young fellow
For he's a greedy young fellow (...), which nobody can deny
Which nobody can deny, which nobody can deny

For he's a greedy young fellow, for he's a greedy young fellow
For he's a greedy young fellow (...),
and we have to pay the price
We all have to pay the price, we all have to pay the price

(Repeat x 200,000)