Wayne Rooney turns 25 today. Leave him your birthday messages here.

Nice work getting a bog payrise.

Score goals for us and feck off for real next time.
 
Yes it is



No it isn't



No it wasn't



Yes he is



Yes he is



No he hasn't



No it shouldn't



No we can't

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How can he be? Coleen is giving a big party today at their mansion. Guests of honor are Stevie G and Alex Curran, oh and Paul Stretford. Wonder how many team mates will turn up.
From someone on twitter

"I am looking for a glimpse of Wayne Rooney in the 7-star Burj Al Arab hotel in Dubai, where he landed for a five-day holiday. Local media reports that he cancelled a scheduled birthday bash in Cheshire and rushed to Dubai with Coleen."
 
From someone on twitter

"I am looking for a glimpse of Wayne Rooney in the 7-star Burj Al Arab hotel in Dubai, where he landed for a five-day holiday. Local media reports that he cancelled a scheduled birthday bash in Cheshire and rushed to Dubai with Coleen."

Hmmm. Strange.
 
Wayne, Wayne, go away
Javier wants to play
If you see a prostitute
Don't forget to pay
Hey!
 
How can he be? Coleen is giving a big party today at their mansion. Guests of honor are Stevie G and Alex Curran, oh and Paul Stretford. Wonder how many team mates will turn up.

That's probably why he went to Dubai, only a few fellow cnuts where willing to attend.

It would be a rather depressing bash not to have your teammates there, and it would be depressing for them if they did go and see the greedy twat celebrating his payrise after all that shitstorm.

feck you Wayne, twice over. I was fecked off about the whole thing, but even more so now that it will continue to fester. It just won't go away.
 
Happy Birthday Wayne, work hard to reclaim your place now.
 
score goals for us on the pitch and you be forgiven, while maybe not all but some fans are fickle-minded.