Wait... KKK... Oh Wayne 
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That's a hideous name to give to a human being. Klay isn't much better, but this one takes the cake.
Maybe his next two children will be named 'Boots' and 'Armband'.
What the feck is on your mind when you name your child Kit?
May as well have called him vag
Seriously...is Kit an actual name?
The question is, who will shed more fat quicker? Coleen's baby fat or Wayne's beer fat? I know who my money is on.
GoT fan
Nah, he's clearly named his son after a sentient Trans Am.
Oh yeah, thought it was very weird to begin with, but Kit Harington pulls it off.
Actually we're both wrong, he's clearly in love with that bloke from American Horror Story.
Calling it now: If he gets a daughter, he'll name her Kunt. Or Klit.
Kit! He named his son Kit! Brilliant!Can't wait for Wayne to dress him in a full kit.
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FKW
Breaking on Sky - Wayne Rooney embarrassed as kit is found full of piss.
I'm Rooney's biggest critic - I don't particularly like the guy, given his previous attempts to leave the club, so having him as captain doesn't sit well with me, however, his performances this season have been woeful but in part to the way the team is set up and his role in it. I'd love to blame Rooney for much of the performance issues but you have to say, playing as a forward in this side you need to put away the half chance you get every game - find me a player that will.
Rooney is one of the biggest reasons why we must change our playing style. He will never be the player of 5/6 years ago, but he is a damn sight better player than the one we have seen this season.
I suppose, I could read this across for most of the players at the moment. Mata, Herrera, Carrick and Sweinsteiger (Sp!) have all been well below what we expect and know they are capable off and it's the god awful tactics that have them shackled like slaves.
Harry Rednapp's comments about the squad being average is true to an extent but this team is very capable of getting top 4, but change needs to happen quickly. If LvG is staying (I don't see him leaving), then the style needs to change.
Rooney is one of the biggest reasons why we must change our playing style. He will never be the player of 5/6 years ago, but he is a damn sight better player than the one we have seen this season.
I suppose, I could read this across for most of the players at the moment. Mata, Herrera, Carrick and Sweinsteiger (Sp!) have all been well below what we expect and know they are capable off and it's the god awful tactics that have them shackled like slaves.
Harry Rednapp's comments about the squad being average is true to an extent but this team is very capable of getting top 4, but change needs to happen quickly. If LvG is staying (I don't see him leaving), then the style needs to change.
Wayne: Darling, can you get my kit?
Coleen: Thank God you asked. He was creating a mess in the bedroom. Here, take him.
Coleen: Thank God you asked. He was creating a mess in the bedroom. Here, take him.
Kit
It's a slip of the tongue waiting to happen; "Kai, Klay & Kli..... Kit!"
Still, the lad's got nothing to worry about when he goes to school. Nothing crude rhymes with Kit... right?
Still, the lad's got nothing to worry about when he goes to school. Nothing crude rhymes with Kit... right?
KKK, he's going for his weekly wages, isn't he?
Keeping Up with the KRooneys
Kai is somewhat passable
Klay and kit are fecking awful names.
Klay and kit are fecking awful names.
Typical chav names for all his kids.
Wayne is just really passionate about kit-kats.
Some of these comments.
I am sure he named it out of respect for Albert the kit-man. And with name like that at least he'll get a job at any club, Wayne's been thinking about his future fair feck to him.
They probably got the idea from Kit Harrington of Game of Thrones fame.
Knightrider?
kai, klay, and kit... where is he getting those names from?
It's all building up to Kunt Rooney, the 4th.
Derby 1:3 Man Utd
14th goal of the season so far, by far our leading scorer. He was shite in the first half of the season but he's quite simply still our best goalscorer. Simple as
If Martial could finish like that we'd be 2 up already.
He's been by far our best player for the last month, still there are posters on here who thinks he shouldn't be starting for us.
That happens when you take penalties and the manager insists on playing you as our only forward.
In a decent run of form in goal though, let's hope that helps him sort out the rest of his game.
Perhaps it's time to accept that he might not actually be shite for good? Though I know it will be hard to take for many on here.
He's showing great technique with his finishing so far in 2016! I think most PL keepers probably would have saved that one tonight but great effort
Only on Redcafe would shit like this happen
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