And the opposing team usually is a big part of the reason. You can call that 'tying yourself in knots trying to blame anyone but Rooney' if you want, or you can call it a 'lame excuse', I just call it straight forward analysis of his performance and the game.
If you have the match taped, I would advise to go back and watch the close-up replay. The ground under the ball really did rise up when Rooney planted his foot, and you can see it clearly. The commentators remark upon it as well. So no, I don't think it was down to poor technique. It was down to the ball unexpectedly moving at the moment he was about to strike it, leading to a mishit.
Utter bobbins again. Most of our players, especially the high profile ones, have their fan boys and girls, who'll defend them whenever they come in for criticism.
And if anything, it's Rooney who tends to 'get slaughtered' at the first sign of a poor performance or run of form when compared to certain other players. If some of us are over-protective (for want of a better word) it's because plenty of others are overly critical.
No-one is disputing he played shite. Some of us are just offering reasons as to why, beyond 'because he just did'.
Well yes, when good players perform poorly, there are usually reasons beyond 'because they just did' (which seems to be your 'explanation'), and people will expound on those reasons. That's not making excuses. Again, it's called 'analysis'.
I think I just proved my point.