You gotta admit it though, that Willard Romney, or any other white Republikan for that matter, has huge cojones to even go and speak at an NAACP event.
It's like, Hi, I'm Mitt Romney, I'm seeking the presidency of the United States of Amerika, representing the Republikan party. We are the party who:
- Fought tooth and nail against Civil rights and desegregation legislation.
- We saw our Republikan ranks swell massively with angry whities after civil rights legislation was passed.
- We have successfully employed the so called "Southern Strategy" as a way of solidifying our strength in the south by exploiting fear and resentment of you black folk.
- It was our Republikan party who turned the tables of a presidential election with that glorious Willie Horton ad stoking the the decent white man's fear of the black man.
- We are the party that attracts white racists and bigots from all walks of society, be it neo nazis, KKKers, or just that grinning local southern sheriff. Coincidence?
- If you hear a white person using the N word agressively, what party do you think he belongs to?
- We have also fought tooth and nail to rid the country of the evils of Affirmative Action.
- We are the party that seeks to butcher the ranks of government employment that will negatively affect African Americans more than other species of sub Amerikans . . . whoops, I mean Americans
- We are the party of strong and tough law enforcement, building a system that proudly has almost 10 percent of young black males behind bars. And we are the party of strict sentencing and supporting the policy of private jails so that there will be economic incentives to incarcerate at greater rates.
- You can be sure that if cops are caught beating the shit out of an unarmed black subject, the policemen will have overwhelming support from the Republikan community.
- Let there be no doubt on whose side this party sympathizes with when George Zimmerman shot that unarmed black youth, or when Rodney King went through a drumbeat of old bill batons.
- We absolutely support racial profiling.
- And we are fully in line with the stop n' search methods employed by the NYCPD that profile minorities.
- We are the party of Rush Limbaugh and find nothing wrong with his little "Obama the Magic Negro" diddies over the air waves.
- When you see effigies of a lynched Obama or other racial insinuations on posters and placards at political rallies, you can be sure of the the political affiliation of these enraged white victims.
- We are birthers, race-baiters . . . we are Fox Nation!
- When my friend and supporter, that real Amerikan Ted Nugent, remarks that maybe the US would've been better off had the South won, you can be sure he was echoing the sentiments of many in our Republikan party ranks, and I shall not denounce him.
- You can be sure us Republikans are busy breaking down funding for public education, and you all know what that'll mean for the African American community. Booya!
- And you can be sure of who the voter ID campaign championed by Republikans is aimed at excluding. That's right, take a good look at yourselves.
- What party was it that fought against making Martin Luther King day a national holiday? Take a wild guess.
- What party has no qualms with flying the confederate flag? Tired of guessing? Yes, the Republikans.
- And whose party was it that had elected officials wag an admonishing wet noodle of a finger in the face of a black president, or heckle at him, "LIAR!" in the middle of a nationally televised state of the union address? These were proud Republikans.
- And I belong to the Mormon church, the lily whitest religion on earth, and nearly entirely Republikan, and did you know that until 1978 blacks were barred from the priesthood due to the color of their skin and for being the cursed descendents of Cain, that biblical murderer?
- And I stand before you today and will say it to your face, "OBAMACARE," instead of its proper name, the affordable care act, knowing full well that it will piss you off so that I can rally my Republikan base showing that I'll stand up to the black man.
So I, Willard Mitt Romney, stand before you today and in the name of the Republikan party, seek your black support. Thank you!