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United announce a global multi-year partnership with Mondelēz International (brands include Cadbury, Oreo, Toblerone)
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Have a break. Have a kit kat.
I am all for sponsorships, but this one takes the biscuit.
Knew Popcorn would appear to try and steal the limelight. Just can't be happy for Chocolate this once can you? Can you? Butterkist bastard.
What's the point of that if Ole can't use the money generated from the partnership to sign players ?
To be fair, I am a bit salty about it.
I think its mint.
Well I was exaggerating a little but yeah man, I fly a lot for work and to be honest it's usually travelers from the far east, but I would see them buying shite loads of Cadbury's and Galaxy etc.erm... do they though? I mean, I'm British and grew up with all the classic British Cadbury's stuff, but isn't it common knowledge that most mainland European countries have better quality chocolate than U.K?
And besides, in this day and age now, with 70% plus coco chocolate available in Supermarkets all over the developed World - is anyone really gonna come on holiday to the U.K to stock up on low coco, high sugar chocolate from Cadbury's etc?
Again, I grew up on this stuff, nothing but good memories and fondness for it as a youngster.
I always assumed it was because most of them were being subjected to the horror that is Milka chocolate.
And yeah Belgium, Germany etc make much better Chocolate. I'm talking about budget holidays in Spain in the 90's when Milka was my summer cryptonite
People acting like our on field dross effects the galvanisation of our off-field sponsorships are delusional. The club is an advertising hoarding that millions look at twice a week. Probably one of the best in the game.
First of all this is just a partnership deal, which means we will get 1-2m a year by allowing them to sell chocolate at our premises. How much will you get for 1-2m, not enough to hire a Director of Football, so we need to wait for another deal before this saga is closed. The only good news is that there is 1 less potential sponsor for City....
I C the ITK's knew SFA about this.
DO NOT WANT! Sports-washing at its finest, are we really to believe football players eat chocolate?!
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Not even the albino creme egg.
Some of these are really, really bad... I'm so sorry lads...
--------------------------------------David Milk Traya---------------------------------------------
Wan 'Boost' Saka-----Milk-guire-------Picnic Lindelof------Brandon Mini-rolls
--------------------------Freddo-----------------------Nemanja Mat-twix----------------------
---------Daniel Flakes-------Bournvillle Fernandes------------Pog-Bar---------------
---------------------------------------Anthony 'Mars'-ial----------------------------------------------
--------------------------------------David Milk Traya---------------------------------------------
Wan 'Boost' Saka-----Milk-guire-------Picnic Lindelof------Brandon Mini-rolls
--------------------------Freddo-----------------------Nemanja Mat-twix----------------------
---------Daniel Flakes-------Bournvillle Fernandes------------Pog-Bar---------------
---------------------------------------Anthony 'Mars'-ial----------------------------------------------
I mean, I laughed, so job done.
With the money from this deal we should be choc full of new players next season.
If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our Club
Another soft centered signing to go along with Lindelof
Rooney come back we need some of your chocolate chip shots
New sponsors. Sweeet..
So we're going to sell cake to children, seems like an Ed sort of thing to do. Presumably Shaw will be the poster child.
So what’s this all worth a year then?
I'll have a bite of Orio Ighalo myself
As a semifat person i have to admit i like all brands.
Oh no you didn’t
We still to find out the value of the Alibaba deal.
Ah, but the question is... are you a semi-fat person because you like all brands?
Or do you like all brands because you're a semi-fat person...?
Sport-washing the poor Orangutangs out of their trees as they burn them down to make room for palm trees.
Well I was exaggerating a little but yeah man, I fly a lot for work and to be honest it's usually travelers from the far east, but I would see them buying shite loads of Cadbury's and Galaxy etc.
I always assumed it was because most of them were being subjected to the horror that is Milka chocolate.
And yeah Belgium, Germany etc make much better Chocolate. I'm talking about budget holidays in Spain in the 90's when Milka was my summer cryptonite
Fair enough mate, although I used to really like Milka chocolate back in the early 00s! Not tried it in over a decade - I'd be really interested to try it again now that my chocolate taste is a fair bit more refined and I can't stand cheap / overly sugary chocolate.
Mostly because i like things made out of chocolate with coco inside.
Eating Toblerone right now while watching MOTD to celebrate the deal.
What about savoury junk-food?
I've kind of grown out of sweet junk food, but savoury junk-food I still Love in moderation.
Did you watch those videos about street food in Asia? I think if i move to Japan or Taiwan, i'm going to weigh 120 kilos after one month.
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