As a poster said above, how long can the list be?
It’s like we should have a top 100 list and then start whittling through and ranking them.
Managers: I’ve seen a lot of Moyes here. I don’t even know if Moyes would crack my top 50 worst decisions to be honest. He wasn’t here long, and he basically left what was an already aging Ferguson team + Fellaini and Mata. I’m fearing that ETH, more than any of the managers left a worse squad with more failed signings than any other.
Failed transfers: Where to begin. First, it looks like we just acknowledge that are the undeniable choices - the unmitigated disasters. These include: Sanchez, Sancho and Anthony. The unholy trinity. Satan’s version of Law, Best and Charlton. Di Maria! Probably more deserving than Anthony…
Schniederlein, Schweinsteiger…
We could spend a week ranking our transfer failures.
Successful transfers: This where things get even muddier and murky. Who was our most successful in the last 12 years?? Arguably I guess we’d have to say … Bruno Fernandes?!!! I mean who is the competition with? After Bruno … who? De Gea? Herrera? Shaw? Maguire? Dalot? Fellaini? Garnacho? Martinez? Danny Blind? Pogba? Dan James?
Players who don’t fit anything:
One of our biggest mistakes is that we occasionally seem to buy players for no reason, with no idea how they fit into the team, much less make the team better. Kagawa, Mata, Mount, Zirkzee, Eriksen, etc. Every once in awhile, we’ve just bought a player for unfathomable reasons and try to shoehorn them into the side. Proper clubs typically don’t do this.
We overrate our academy and youth players and then overplay them and ultimately ruin them: Rashford, Januszaj, etc.
We have underrated players who could’ve at least done a job for us and sold them off and replaced them with crap. Johnny Evans, M. Keane, Herrera, Fred, the twins, Gomes, McT, Hernandez, etc. We have this uncanny ability to scapegoat or not appreciate what could be decent squad players on acceptable salaries.
Wages and contract extensions:
Now we get to the big one. I feel this the crux of it, and dare say almost more than the ownership, although I agree Glazers probably sit firmly at #1. I dare say our football on the pitch and current predicament really comes down to this.
United have a reputation for:
1) Paying over the odds to bring a player in, to the point of being suckers and massively overpaying. Antony, Maguire, etc.
2) Having a squad on massive wages, where the top end earners are paid world class wages. Our goalkeepers (De Gea, Onana) were some of the highest players on the planet. We buy backup fullbacks and put them on like 125,000 a week. I saw where Rashford’s stats at 287 games were comparable to Jermaine Pennant and Steed Malbranque. Yet we are paying him like he’s Mbappe.
3) Because we pay above the odds for our entire squad wages, anytime anyone is relatively successful, we have to give them a massive contract extension and wages.
4) It’s terribly difficult to shift players because of the wage structures.
5) The players we can easily shift, end up being homegrown, or useful and can do a job for us on reasonable wages. So we sacrifice and lose our depth - and always have to focus all our efforts every transfer window to desperately get rid of the over-compensated crap we have. I mean honestly, how many times have we viewed getting rid of, Ronaldo Mk.2, Rashford, Sanchez, Rojo, Anthony, as “wins” for the transfer window?
I think it’s too simple to just say “Glazers”, “Woodward”, “Moyes”, “EtH”, etc. I’ve seen things like “Rooney’s contract extension” or “Phil Jones” mentioned over the years. Rooney was the last world class, or near world class player, we had who even had an argument to be anywhere near deserving top end wages - even if he was nearing the tail end of his career. Phil Jones didn’t cause this, Moyes didn’t cause this…
Buying players we didn’t need on big wages. Having all the squad players on wages bigger than Real Madrid would pay.
Giving massive contract extensions and raises to players the moment they perform.
Neglecting to buy players we do need, in positions we need, for players and spunking it on crap.
Having a reputation to overpay in the market - and then continuing to perpetuate that by doing the same damn thing over and over.
Our terrible habit - most likely leftover from Robin van Persie - to think there’s “one magic signing”, “one golden bullet” that will restore us to prominence. We do it over -and over - and over again. Sneijder, Sanchez, Pogba, Sancho, Anthony, etc. Newsflash. Van Persie was actually a pretty crap transfer considering he won a title and then downed tools, pouted and fecked off.
Ultimately, it’s our wage structure. We can’t pay our squad like we’re Real Madrid winning the Champions League every year. We have to clear it out. We’re in the bottom half of the premier league. We’re worse than Crystal Palace, Fulham and Forest.
Lower the wage bill.
Buy players who actually want to play here.
Buy players we need, in positions we need, on decent wages.
Only pay world class player wages for real, proven world class players. Goalkeepers are a dime a dozen.
Keep homegrown and reasonable talent for depth, on reasonable wages
Don’t keep “pushing out the boat” to try to buy the “silver bullet”.