UK General Election - 12th December 2019 | Con 365, Lab 203, LD 11, SNP 48, Other 23 - Tory Majority of 80

How do you intend to vote in the 2019 General Election if eligible?

  • Brexit Party

    Votes: 30 4.3%
  • Conservatives

    Votes: 73 10.6%
  • DUP

    Votes: 5 0.7%
  • Green

    Votes: 23 3.3%
  • Labour

    Votes: 355 51.4%
  • Liberal Democrats

    Votes: 58 8.4%
  • Plaid Cymru

    Votes: 3 0.4%
  • Sinn Fein

    Votes: 9 1.3%
  • SNP

    Votes: 19 2.8%
  • UKIP

    Votes: 6 0.9%
  • Independent

    Votes: 1 0.1%
  • Other (BNP, Change UK, UUP and anyone else that I have forgotten)

    Votes: 10 1.4%
  • Not voting

    Votes: 57 8.3%
  • Undecided

    Votes: 41 5.9%

  • Total voters
    690
  • Poll closed .
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Not as much point criticising the Tories if we all already agree that they are a bunch of incompetent arseholes.
You left out the word 'heartless'.
 
What are early predictions here then? Labour to strike a freekick top bins over the Conservative wall?
 


As expected.


Yeah like I said earlier, Farage is currently on WhatsApp with Boris and Cummings explaining that he will get them victory if they promise a hard Brexit and Farage's name in next year honours.

Lord Farage. Get used to it.
 
Yeah like I said earlier, Farage is currently on WhatsApp with Boris and Cummings explaining that he will get them victory if they promise a hard Brexit and Farage's name in next year honours.

Lord Farage. Get used to it.


 
Blame Private Eye.

Been called that by them for at least 25 years that I know of.

No idea why....
Ah, right. I found a piece on the local rag's website saying how back in the 90's they started calling it that when it was struggling hugely economically. Cost of living due to all the rich cnuts here is the issue these days. Something like the seventh most expensive city in the UK now.
 
I assume they’ll still be standing in lots of seats where the Tories have no chance? Which won’t help Labour much.
I think their plan is to stand in around 25 Labour seats in the Midlands and the North where Tories do have a chance, where they reckon they'll take far more Labour votes than Tory ones.

EDIT - Think I got that from an FT article.

Anyway, they're not gonna either win or hand all those to the Tories. If the Lib Dems can eat the Tories in the South West, Labour in London and the SNP in Scotland, then they're in trouble (them all beating the Tories, I mean, I'm not dreaming of a Lib Dem landslide).
 
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Who are the 7 idiots who are voting for the SNP? Scottish Nobodies Party.
 
We need them to wipe out the Tories in Scotland, seeing as Labour have no chance.
Personally I'm voting for them because I like things like my politicians having fishy names and not dying because there's only £2.50 in my bank account.
 
Tories dropping like flies, mainly women too.

They're looking more and more right wing by the day.
 
SNP will clearly be going on a Scotland voted remain message...
Can see labour loosing up there... Even swinson might be under threat for the libs
Stop it. There's a physical limit to how erect my penis can get.
 
SNP will clearly be going on a Scotland voted remain message...
Can see labour loosing up there... Even swinson might be under threat for the libs

I don’t think Swinson will survive this election. It’s going to be an absolute gut wrencher for her because despite her party making strong gains all over the country, she will buck the trend and lose her seat. You hate to see it.
 
Tactical voting could see all sorts of odd results. Election night might be more interesting than usual.

I think the magic figure is 30% of remain voters voting tactically to deny the Tories a working majority.
 
I don’t think Swinson will survive this election. It’s going to be an absolute gut wrencher for her because despite her party making strong gains all over the country, she will buck the trend and lose her seat. You hate to see it.
I feel really sorry for her. When the news come through I'll be sure to solemnly drink a glass of horrible Laphroaig and eat a disgusting steak stuffed with lobster and venison dipped in champagne. I'll have a sad face on, obviously. Then I'll shake my fist at the sky and cry out to God "why have you done this?!" and return to my solar to finish off two tubs of Ben & Jerry's new flavour; Clegg Mayonnaise.
 
I feel really sorry for her. When the news come through I'll be sure to solemnly drink a glass of horrible Laphroaig and eat a disgusting steak stuffed with lobster and venison dipped in champagne. I'll have a sad face on, obviously. Then I'll shake my fist at the sky and cry out to God "why have you done this?!" and return to my solar to finish off two tubs of Ben & Jerry's new flavour; Clegg Mayonnaise.
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