Pogue Mahone
Closet Gooner.
A bit lenient, but still enough to just pacify most. What about mandatory therapeutic treatment. That little interview with Oliver Kahn was quite to the point: Suarez can't handle pressure. He explodes. And the likelihood of re-offending in the same manner is quite high. He seriously needs help.
Oh he'll be getting that alright. He's a very expensive asset and his club (whoever that might be) will do everything they can to sort his head out. Won't do any good, mind you. He's bad, not mad.