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Plechazunga

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This thread is for poems written in the form I'm calling the 'Twentysixther', named after his celebrated (well, by me) effort in his thread of last month

26th May 1999 said:

West ham Stan is a fat Dutch man...

Get past him if you feckin' can.

Try and nick his chips and he'll kiss you on the lips....

Big fat gay twat...

Dutch Stan.
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So, the rhyme-scheme goes:

.........A.........A
....................A
.........B..........B
......C......C
......A

Though following the example of the original C should be either identical to or at least reasonably close to A in sound.

I'll start:

Big Gay Nate's in a big gay state...

Cos his big gay boyfriend's late.

See a corpse's nob and he'll stuff it in his gob...

No mates, not straight...

Gay Nate.
 
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Post one in a minute, cos i'm off out to buy a new keyboard.......this one's fecked. Geeek boy across the road is flogging them at a fiver..........have to get access to the 'dogging' site. feck, ive gotta meet Karan in three hours to buy my fulham ticket............most sober up, or start acting sober.......before i get 'dogging'.
 
Plechazunga said:
This thread is for poems written in the form I'm calling the 'Twentysixther', named after his celebrated (well, by me) effort in his thread of last month




So, the rhyme-scheme goes:

.........A.........A
....................A
.........B..........B
......C......C
......B

Though following the example of the original C should be either identical to or at least reasonably close to A in sound.

I'll start:

Big Gay Nate's in a fecking state...

Cos his big gay boyfriend's late.

See a corpse's nob and he'll stuff it in his gob...

No mates, not straight...

Gay Nate
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You thick cnut, your Nate rhyme doesn't fit in with 26's rules at all..

Something like this would work...

Pletch is tight, and he just can't fight...

But his dancing kicks are a real delight...

He pirouettes around, elegantly leaves the ground...

No pork, soft dork

Sad sight

Get it now?
 
That's exactly the same as mine, except that your 'C' words aren't very close to your 'A'. 26 is a bit ambiguous about this, but the similarity of 'twat' to 'Stan' adds a definite punchiness which is lacking in yours. Also, I forgot to mention, the person's name should come at the end and ideally in the same place at the beginning, i.e.

.......Name........Name
.............................
..................
..........
...Name

Also, yours doesn't scan, unless you put the emphasis on the 'ant' syllable of 'elegantly', which sounds rubbish.

Good try though otherwise
 
Plechazunga said:
That's exactly the same as mine, except that your 'C' words aren't very close to your 'A'. 26 is a bit ambiguous about this, but the similarity of 'twat' to 'Stan' adds a definite punchiness which is lacking in yours. Also, I forgot to mention, the person's name should come at the end and ideally in the same place at the beginning, i.e.

.......Name........Name
.............................
..................
..........
...Name

Also, yours doesn't scan, unless you put the emphasis on the 'ant' syllable of 'elegantly', which sounds rubbish.

Good try though otherwise
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Don't change the rules now you've fecked up...

The rules clearly are

.......A........A
................A
.....B........B
.....C.....C
...A

as per your opening post....and then you went and ignored C's...replacing them with A's

There's no need for the name to appear at the end again....plus Pletch is crap for rhymes

Mine works fine....
 
I didn't feck up you tool, I wrote

Though following the example of the original C should be either identical to or at least reasonably close to A in sound.
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I'm allowing some leeway over whether people want to keep it the same or only close, so lump it fatso.

And there's plenty of rhymes...if you insist on pronouncing it 'Pletch', there's fetch, wretch, etch, kvetch, stretch, sketch...

Also yours doesn't scan properly, did I mention that?
 
Plechazunga said:
Though following the example of the original C should be either identical to or at least reasonably close to A in sound.
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Unfortunately you were of the impression that "man" rhymes with "fat" and "twat"

Using this initial feck up as a base, its no wonder your first attempt was a balls up

Your attempt was

.......A........A
...............A
.......B.......B
......A.......A
.......A

and hence totally wrong

Unlike my excellent example....

Oh aye...Pletch/Plech..only just noticed that...too late to change now
 
Nah, the closeness in sound (not necessarily rhyme) between lines 4 and 5 add impact:

Big fat gay twat...

Dutch Stan.

Ideally it should link between the preceding and following rhyme, as mine below does. But maybe you're right that using 'A' itself again takes away a bit of variety. Anyway, do what you like, we'll have to wait for 26's arbitration.


Maltese Dev, madder than King Kev...

Tell us why God made him, Rev.

Tell him where you live and he'll come and groom yer kids...

Blood's red, kills threads...

Mad Dev.
 
Melvinyeo is a fecking 'ho

12 years old and he's got BO

His post count is his love, and he's got a wanking glove

more spam, oh no

Melvin Blows.
 
Plechy he is fat an big

That is why he's named after a pig

He smells like he sleeps in a pile of shit

He's always sick, looks like a prick

Christ Plechy you're a T!T
 
Stanley Road is a big slimey toad
Sucking down flies in his damp abode
Tell a little joke and he'll give a little croak
Swimming with the pond life
Stan Road
 
Car park Rams is from Amsterdam...

Goes out dogging whenever he can.

Pull up in your ride...He'll be wanking by your side...

No bird...wants thirds.

Car park Rams.
 
Noggie Boring likes exploring...

Met his missus while out whoring.

Show the cnut a fjord and he'll tell you that he's bored

Half-breed, knock-kneed...

Boring.



Salford Weaste is a randy beast

Is the lanky twat deceased?

Haven't heard a peep now for half a fecking week...

Dank lank rank Manc...

Weird Weaste.



DJS is in great distress...

Cos his life's a fecking mess.

Arguing with Murt wearing knickers and a skirt

No house, not Scouse...

Sad Syd.
 
Asian Spin likes diving in the bin
Bats eyes cat pies its all scran to him
You'll find him in the bog throwing up a dog
feck endangered species
Thats Spin
 
Wobblybobs got a right curly knob
Spends all day trying to get it in his gob
He's handy at a do when they've lost the corkscrew
Wibble wobble cock gobble
Thats Bob
 
Honest John's been set up with Liv,

By some scouse cnut, acting like a spiv,

But John dont care, coz he's gettin a bit of spare,

Fist F*ck, Good luck,

Honest John


(couldn't remember which trim Davo was trying to set you up with, so i guessed)
 
Pletch likes words, but can he talk the talk,

Likes Liam Miller, but cant stand pork,

he'll only buy a round, if its under a pound

No god, Phlegm wad

Pletcher
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:lol: :lol: :lol: very true all that actually


London Charlie, looks like Dali...

Orange tash like a stick of barley.

Weeks since he was paid and it's years since he was laid...

6-inch, wears minks...

RedCharlie
 
WobblyBob said:
Honest John's been set up with Liv,

By some scouse cnut, acting like a spiv,

But John dont care, coz he's gettin a bit of spare,

Fist F*ck, Good luck,

Honest John


(couldn't remember which trim Davo was trying to set you up with, so i guessed)
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:lol: :lol:

Deary me.

Wobblybob = zero post count
Wobblybob = nice new status
Wobblybob = Bobblywob in the Newbies for at least a month
 
Plechazunga said:
:lol: :lol: :lol: very true all that actually


London Charlie, looks like Dali...

Orange tash like a stick of barley.

Weeks since he was paid and it's years since he was laid...

6-inch, wears minks...

RedCharlie
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Bastard, Plech! Who told you I wear mink and look like Dali? I'll have you for that.
 
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