I'm not sure anyone is taking this thread seriously in fairness. Just a bit of fun.
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Barca, City and United should just co-own him Italian style.
BluesChronicle Abramovich's Chelsea already paid £55.8m in compensation for managers & director of football. AVB & Hiddink could take total to £72.9m.
That's just crazy
That's just crazy
Like in Salo?
I would otherwise agree, but my account got quoted a couple of pages ago so I think it's about time you treated this thread with the gravitas it deserves.
He just won't give up 
TransferUpdate The chance are, if Barcarole don't improve their bid for Sanchez by tomorrow Noon, he will move to Manchester United. #MUFC
TransferUpdate The chance are, if Barcarole don't improve their bid for Sanchez by tomorrow Noon, he will move to Manchester United. #MUFC
What the shit is Barcarole?
Maybe he meant mini rolls?
Relentless.No it wasn't, this was,Funniest thing I've read all day!
you just didn't get it
Transfer_Spy Transfer Spy
#MUFC Have made a bid of 36m plus John O'Shea for Gareth Bale of #THFC. Redknapp has accepted this and talks between player and club start.
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All his tweets are regarding Gareth Bale coming to us and argueing with people who are calling him a fake.
According to Twitter, we're signing Sanchez, Bale on top of Ashley Young.
#MUFC Have made a bid of 36m plus John O'Shea for Gareth Bale of #THFC. Redknapp has accepted this and talks between player and club start.
All his tweets are regarding Gareth Bale coming to us and argueing with people who are calling him a fake.
According to Twitter, we're signing Sanchez, Bale on top of Ashley Young.
And soon we ll have mata too.... :lol
So actually we just try to sign every CB and winger that's out there
Who is that? Seriously.. Own up.. He just said this:
I know nothing on Gareth Bale or Ashley Young. I made it all up. Now, lets take this as a small lesson. I joined at 4pm. Since then I have gathered 121 followers. I started with 0, and tweeted a message about Gareth Bale joining. NOBODY on twitter knows anything concrete. It's all a bunch of cockwallop. The other transfer insider bloke has 1000 followers in a day.
I love the way people - and there are a few in this thread - try to convice themselves their Twitter wums have some sort of profound satirical undertone. "I just shone a mirror of truth upon your transfer muppetry, and it is ugly".
When actually they're just a bunch of feckheads.
When actually they're just a bunch of feckheads.
We're Manchester United. We do what we want!
Wow, what happened to this thread?
This will be my first and last time entering it, that's for sure!
This will be my first and last time entering it, that's for sure!
Nothing wrong with this thread, it is doing its job perfectly.
This is what I expected from this thread anyways. It was always meant for the hardcore transfer muppets here.
101greatgoals AS report that Raphael Varane is on the verge of signing for Real Madrid, Man United miss out
Exactly. I don't know why people complain about the thread when we all know this was just meant for Twitter rumours.
Posting rumors from twitter is not a problem, but creating fake twitter id's, writing fake twitter stories and continuing to copying stuff from an account which is 100% bullshit is fairly annoying.
The last two pages have been filled by that transferupdate guy despite all of us knowing that he is talking utter tripe.
The last two pages have been filled by that transferupdate guy despite all of us knowing that he is talking utter tripe.
It's a good thing you posted that because I was just about to post an update by him on Adam
It's a good thing you posted that because I was just about to post an update by him on Adam
I guess most of them is just that. As long as its in this thread and not in the other threads, I have got no problem with it.It's a good thing you posted that because I was just about to post an update by him on Adam
Surely you can also see it's useless to post updates from him, my fellow twitter loving friend.
Surely you can also see it's useless to post updates from him, my fellow twitter loving friend.
Yes it is but it's still interesting following his bullshit!
He said one this morning saying John O'Shea won't be going to Liverpool like it was some secret insider knowledge.
Surely you can also see it's useless to post updates from him, my fellow twitter loving friend.
Any updates from your prefered ITK?
I'm sorry but it's Mr. Transfer Update. What an idiot
and then
TransferUpdate I've just receieved the latest on Sanchez. All I can say now is Sanchez can't decide which team he want to play for. More at 9.30am #MUFC
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TransferUpdate Sanchez will decide his own fate. Whether Barca or Manchester United. Udinese want him to go #MUFC as they will receieve more cash. #MUFC
I'm sorry but it's Mr. Transfer Update. What an idiot
TransferUpdate I've just receieved the latest on Sanchez. All I can say now is Sanchez can't decide which team he want to play for. More at 9.30am #MUFC
This guys is ridiculous.. Even if he is genuine he is making it so hard to believe him! Not that I think he is genuine for even one second..
Ok, so Benjamin got the news Sanchez won't be Udinese player next season.
You'll see in August he's right and reliable!
You'll see in August he's right and reliable!
Well his latest tweets are obvious.. He has covered his angles well.. Anything is possible and he has also highlighted the fact that this saga could go on until the Copa America finishes.. Something which was quite evident as Chile's boss said that they would be liable to pay an x amount of money were he to get injured during the tournament.. so they were obviously trying to get a deal arranged before the tournament started.. However if that were to fail to materialize one would assume that the move would only be completed after the tournament got over! Also it was quite obvious that Sanchez would rather go to Barcelona or United and would also rather stay at Udinese (and hope for a transfer at a later date) rather than join City!
I don't give a shite about that tweet. But if Sanchez has set his mind on Barca, we should withdraw our bid (if any) and concentrate on someone else instead. Imagine if we got him using us as a stop gap and it's Ronaldo all over again after 2 years
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Sanchez did tell Udinese that he favour Manchester United. But now he's tempted by playing with the likes of Messi, Xavi, Iniesta..
Sanchez did tell Udinese that he favour Manchester United. But now he's tempted by playing with the likes of Messi, Xavi, Iniesta..
So there is literally nothing happening, both in the press and the twitter gutters?
The window has turned very boring indeed.
The window has turned very boring indeed.
It's been a dead last week or so. Gill apparently is going on holiday next week too.
MirrorAnderson Alexis Sanchez's agent claims the Udinese winger is joining Barcelona.
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