A quick search on twitter shows that it's come from absolutely no where. United Report completely making up shite again. feck knows why it was posted on here anyway.
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Mendes isn't even Griezmann's agent. 
united report go an feck yourselves you are supposed to be our side.
Sleep with your bum in the air do you?
Jesus Christ, if this is true you need to sort yourself out.
I'm a shit husband
It crossed my mind yesterday but I'm much calmer now.
Just embarrassing that the English media spends so much time criticising managers and yet they are absolutely awful at their own job
Mendes isn't even Griezmann's agent.
feckersBuy her a gift and be done with it so you can put SSN back on.
I'm a shit husband
United Report can't even be United fans can they? Literally just wums.
United report are known bullshitters. Should be more careful.
Surely we can't be letting Hernandez go if we don't have someone else lined up? Our options up front will be Rooney (who seems to have suffered from burnout) Wilson (who is not good enough yet) Januzai (who is not good enough full stop). Surely this can't be it for the season?
The Express were the first ones to mention Greizmann yesterday I think? I know they are banned and talk bollocks but just saying.
I would highly doubt it would happen anyway even if we meet buyout clause. Can't see their star player jumping ship on deadline day.
I would highly doubt it would happen anyway even if we meet buyout clause. Can't see their star player jumping ship on deadline day.
Have you been missing for the past 24 hours, we're signing Martial. What more interesting is that we seem to be letting Januzaj go out on loan, thus freeing up the 11 shirt.
The report on the FFF website says he was released 'to go sign a contract in Manchester'. Looks like it's well and truly on.
I have spent a fortune on her. She's ok at the mo as she's slightly hungover so I've got a bit of man time before she perks up
If Januzaj is off to Dortmund, I'd say there needs to be one more on top of Martial.
Buy her a United shirt.Buy her a gift and be done with it so you can put SSN back on.
There are already some cracking posts today. At least there should be some humour over the next couple of days.No but im sure woody can hire him to broker a deal between the two clubs.Mendes isn't even Griezmann's agent.
He is on our payroll for a reason.
I am not just any random guy on the internet - I am THE random guy off the internet
If we sign Griezmann as well you owe me £20 - if we sign Bale, Müller, Ronaldo or Kane as well as Martial - I'll let you off the tenner
Signed Martial..He is on his way for a medical as informed by FFP( French FA)(
Mendes isn't on our payroll ffs!
Martial in, Chicharito out.. fair enough. But if we are letting Januzaj go out on loan, we must have at least one more signing lined up? We're light up top as it is
Whenever you think we may lose out on top four remember if there is one team that has looked worse than us it's liverpool
They lost to west ham at home, they're shit and Rodgers is clueless.
This is how i get by
Sounds good to me.
I am not just any random guy on the internet - I am THE random guy off the internet
If we sign Griezmann as well you owe me £20 - if we sign Bale, Müller, Ronaldo or Kane as well as Martial - I'll let you off the tenner
Out of interest, can't help but notice you're located in France. Views on Martial?
Woody does this shit on purpose IMO. he wanted united to be the most talked about club in the world, and what better way to do that than some massive deals on deadline day
Sorry i got too excited, the tweet is gone. Griezmann would be my muppet signing. I saw the name and MUFC and i was like it all makes sense. I did cum a little too.
Not a tweet but on SSN they said there are rumours of Coleman to Bayern. Be amazing if true
I decided yesterday I'll quit redcafe and read as few United news as possible for a while cause it isn't good for my health and here I am again.Whenever you think we may lose out on top four remember if there is one team that has looked worse than us it's liverpool
They lost to west ham at home, they're shit and Rodgers is clueless.
This is how i get by
We could be getting mendes to act on our behalf for a transfer.
Didn't work then. Hopefully you will sleep tonight.
I don't know, I'll get drunk to sleep better.Didn't work then. Hopefully you will sleep tonight.
Apparently not. The UnitedReport tweet was clear bullshit and there was no mention of it in Onda Cero or anywhere else.
Haha you're def a bigger muppet than me Zeus, I'll never forget the Vidal thread last year. You and Pexbo were hilarious
Sounds good to me.
Out of interest, can't help but notice you're located in France. Views on Martial?
Although I live in France I don't watch Monaco that often (but who does?) - the kids got potential and is highly rated but is less proven than Kane for example although he has played a lot for the French u16s right thru to u21s and scored lots of goals for them . Sounds a lot of money for someone fairly unproven at the top level but we can hope he develops as expected
Otherwise known as the false offense.
Don't remember that.
Oh I remember going from the gym and reading Conte resigned being all happy and stuff.Martial has great potential (huge money mind if reported fee true) like Depay but he really is not going to be an answer to our current problems.
He will no doubt have to learn the art of sideways and backwards passing in quick time and then have all his attributes restrained to fit the process of the philosophy or what not.
Still hoping we bring in a proven player as well. But highly doubt it. My inner muppet is on his death bed.
He will no doubt have to learn the art of sideways and backwards passing in quick time and then have all his attributes restrained to fit the process of the philosophy or what not.
Still hoping we bring in a proven player as well. But highly doubt it. My inner muppet is on his death bed.
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