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In all this, I actually feel really bad for Pedro here...

He is going to wake up in the morning, read the sun, and realise that if he'd have stayed in Barca, he would have got his spot back.
Can't get in the team because of Neymar, can't go to United because we are getting Neymar
 
KAPOW KABOOOOM KABLAMO SONIC BOOOOOMMMM BOOOMM BOOOMM BOOOMMMM......

Jiminy Cricket there's some serious exclusives being dropped tonight.
 
Neymar's name must have been at the top of that piece of paper that was handed to LvG at Carrington.

Glad he's taking it seriously. Us fans know more than him and his yes-men combined.
 
In all this, I actually feel really bad for Pedro here...

He is going to wake up in the morning, read the sun, and realise that if he'd have stayed in Barca, he would have got his spot back.
Can't get in the team because of Neymar, can't go to United because we are getting Neymar
Slipped up there Pedro lad.
 
I was sitting next to Woodward on the plane and he said he deliberately wound the press up because really they are targetting someone else at Barcelona whose name begins with N and ends in r

So even though there was no proof Woodward ever went to Barcelona and because posters started putting Pedro in their line-ups it must be true that we were in for him and that he must have chosen Chelsea over us - ??????????????????????????????????

What have I done:nervous:
 
Sept 1st comes around and we will be dealing with the Neymar decides to SNUB United and stay at Barca, signs new contract for LESS THAN what United offer, Neymar says that he was frightened to work for LVG, Woodward wouldn't pay the extra 10k a week he wanted...
 
If Woody did make a bid for Neymar then he needs put in a straight jacket.

Jokeshop!!!
 

I should have been a sport journalist in life..where else do you get paid to make things up that make no sense..we are going to be linked with any winger possible in the days left to the transfer market closing..I expect Robben soon..He's fast, He's Dutch and the press seem to think that Bayern want to sell us all their best players.
 
Sept 1st comes around and we will be dealing with the Neymar decides to SNUB United and stay at Barca, signs new contract for LESS THAN what United offer, Neymar says that he was frightened to work for LVG, Woodward wouldn't pay the extra 10k a week he wanted...
The meltdown :lol:
 
Journalists write a lot of crap though..Just read any old transfer forum from a few years ago to see how far off their stories..Surely there should be some regulatory body that oversees news reporting, where you cant just make stories out of nothing.
 
Neymar :lol: Goodness me. What an easy job the journals have.

Yet at the same time, I will almost believe anything they say about rival clubs buying top top players e.g. Pogba to Chelsea
 
I would be happy if we ended up signing Neymar, and I am pleased that we seem to have a good chance of doing it. Thanks, transfer tweets thread, for keeping me in the loop.
 
It's a bad sign when the journo himself makes excuses for how shit the rumour is
 
Why is the Neymar thread closed? There's threads in there based on much less than a Sun article...
 

I think there's more chance of David Moyes being appointed next Barcelona manager than Neymar coming to Utd....I can just picture the Barca fans loving those 82 unsuccessful crosses from new summer signing Yakubu into Messi with Barca at home to Sporting Gijon.....Yes Moyes will definitely manage Barca and Neymar will sign for Utd
 
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With all the dodgy dealings surrounding his move didn't he end up costing them something like 100million anyway? Nonsense.

"Transfer/Signing fee: €57.1 million (the fee reported at the time of Neymar’s presentation)

Operating costs: €29.1 million

Salary: €44 million (€8.8 million per year over the length of Neymar’s five-year contract)"
 
Thats it for me, unless the player is standing with LvG holding a United shirt I wont believe anything.

Not even then.

He has to sign, be pictured in the shirt, make his debut, score his first goal, play for us for 10 years, retire, coach the reserves for two years and do an advert for erectile dysfunction. Then, and only then, might I give some credence to these rumours.
 
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