Transfer Tweets - Summer 2015 | Stop Spamming - Discussion Should Relate to Tweets

[Phil]

100% this. He's an absolute tool.

Mods, Could we just ban the guy? Has he ever provided the internet anything of value? @Damien

Edit - Castles that is

 

[Skywarden]

The taste of his bitter, salty tears...I'll open a pack of crackers in his honour.

 

[RDCR07]

I want to marry him.

Woody or Robson?

 

[Mr Pigeon]

A lot of responses to this tweet, but nothing tops this one;


6m6 minutes ago
IU ‏@IconicUnited
@DuncanCastles You're bald.

 

[PvsNP]

And he goes on...

 

[Riz]

Some of the replies to Castles on Twitter are gold:

Hahahahahahaha crying!

 

[Earthquake]

The best thing about this weekend is that the 4 signings were each in arguably our biggest personnel issues last season. We now don't have to rush and we can spend the next month or so focusing on targeting the correct players in defence and attack. Absolutely brilliant work, and the new signings can now bed in for a month or so before the beginning of the season instead of a month after the first kick off.

Our defence may not be as weak as we think either, with a better midfield in front of it now.

Of course, we should always be stepping up.

 

[Sweet Square]

Some of the replies to Castles on Twitter are gold:

The second one is both a compliment and insult at the same time. Brilliant

 

[Irrational.]

Seriously, those blood samples tweets just transformed the social media.

And breaks every rule of patient confidentiality, but at this point, who cares?

 

[MkPaul]

Castles is bitter as feck haha, worse than bloody Carragher

 

[Bubz27]

What a bellend.

 

[Pexbo]

Big Fee

 

[gerrydaly]

A lot of responses to this tweet, but nothing tops this one;


6m6 minutes ago
IU ‏@IconicUnited
@DuncanCastles You're bald.

 

[Riz]

A lot of responses to this tweet, but nothing tops this one;


6m6 minutes ago
IU ‏@IconicUnited
@DuncanCastles You're bald.

I don't know why that's so funny but feck me hahaha.

 

[LazyRed-Ninja]

Duncan Castles has got himself in a situation he probably did not intend to be in. The jokes are piling up.

 

[HabeasC]

It seems the only good bit about allowing Castles' tweets here is the replies. I don't think he has ever offered any truthful insight in terms of transfers and seems to spend his whole life finding the smallest negatives in anything we do. Don't think we would lose much if we banned him to be honest.

 

[RDCR07]

 

[dsch]

And he goes on...

I see no reason not to ban him.

 

[shabadu84]

He's building up a tremendous body of work for the cnut of Year awards

 

[VanGaalEra]

Woody or Robson?

Was talking about Woody, but right now I'd marry anyone, so both

 

[Ayush_reddevil]

Can't believe that Caf's flight radar muppetry got beaten the very next day by the new blood sample muppetry. Caf needs to be prepared for something new for the next transfer

 

[Riz]

Further replies to Duncan Castles include but are not limited too:

"Not as big as your head though"

"Van Gaal shat on your mom"

"How did it feel when you failed to kill Harry?"

 

[Pexbo]

And he goes on...

Expert view

The gift that keeps on giving.

 

[RDCR07]

Further replies to Duncan Castles include but are not limited too:

"Not as big as your head though"

"Van Gaal shat on your mom"

"How did it feel when you failed to kill Harry?"

They are comparing him to Lord Voldemort?

 

[Riz]

They are comparing him to Lord Voldemort?

They're calling him Lord Baldermort.

 

[diarm]

Can't believe that Caf's flight radar muppetry got beaten the very next day by the new blood sample muppetry. Caf needs to be prepared for something new for the next transfer

Have you seen how close Salzburg is to Munich? They were probably both on the same flight!

 

[MDFC Manager]

Holy feck, I just went offline for a few hours and shit has completely gone down! Jeez Woody, there's only so many times a man can knock one out in excitement!

 

[Riz]

Holy feck, I just went offline for a few hours and shit has completely gone down! Jeez Woody, there's only so many times a man can knock one out in excitement!

Welcome to the party!

 

[Rado_N]

 

[shabadu84]

 

[RedStarUnited]

Duncan Castle is doing it on purpose, to get the reaction from the most supported team in the land. Whats worrying is he doesn't care about how he is perceived as a professional.

 

[MkPaul]

Just Ramos would do

 

[Scorpy]

Poor PSG (if they indeed want Di Maria). Judging by United's stance in the De Gea negotiations, Woody would demand the fecking owner of PSG as part of the Di Maria deal.

 

[Raw]

Woodward's on a rampage

 

[DatIrishFella]

Can he be put on the ban list?

 

[Godfather]

Just Ramos would do

Real was probably already willing to let him go but Eddie was having none of it.

 

[Earthquake]

Have you seen how close Salzburg is to Munich? They were probably both on the same flight!

Now we know who was taking all those pics of Schweini in the plane and such!

 

[cyberman]

There should be a dedicated thread quoting the twitter gold responses that Castles tweets get.
The plank

 

[MkPaul]

Poor PSG (if they indeed want Di Maria). Judging by United's stance in the De Gea negotiations, Woody would demand the fecking owner of PSG as part of the Di Maria deal.

I wouldn't say no to Veratti

 

[Offside]

Just try and keep De Gea for another year.