It would be excellent, think of the expectation, the levels of unrealistic ambition will be through the roof.
Transfer deadline day
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£30M for Carroll? Is that a joke?!
If it's true that Newcastle turned down £30m for Carroll, then they are mad. Not that that's news, but still.
Well apparently crime statistics have fallen in Liverpool, so bringing him in might level things back out again.
If Carroll is worth £30million then surely Liverpool would want to hold out for at least £120million for Torres
I suppose if you're selling a girl, you replace him with another girl. If they fail with the bid for Carroll, I reckon they'll bid for Jo.
Is Rod Fanni a girl's name, or just an indication of what he likes to do in his spare time?
It's advice. Like Rodwell.
Or David Goodwillie. Although he's recently been arrested for a rape, so perhaps the less said the better.
Unusually active transfer window
Goodwillie Arrested for Rape.....I bet The Sun salivate at such a possible headline.
danroan Unlikely one for you - hearing that Man City are about to take Sebastian Larsson on loan from Birmingham until end of the season 
Carroll latest: doesn't want to leave but #NUFC will accept £35 million apparently. Negotiations this afternoon. Interesting #LFC
35 bloody hell. We should have sold Ronaldo for 200
35 bloody hell. We should have sold Ronaldo for 200
1320: Sources in Spain are reporting that Tottenham have made a bid for Atletico Madrid striker Diego Forlan. Redknapp recently watched him at at the Vicente Calderon. He was mugged on the trip.
He'll be mugged again by AM
He'll be mugged again by AM
An agent moaning about players families etc. causing a lack of transfers in the window. Boo fecking hoo. 
Purple monkey dishwasher
Beattie having a medical at Blackpool.
Aguero signs a new contract.
If the scum pay £35m for Carroll I will laugh my tits off.
Who would have thought that 2 weeks later it would look like Darren Bent was an absolute steal at 24 million
Surely they're not bidding anywhere near that.
There's a report on BBC Sport that £30m was turned down.
BBC Sport - Football - Liverpool's £30m Andy Carroll bid rejected by Newcastle
I know.
BBC Sport - Football - Liverpool's £30m Andy Carroll bid rejected by Newcastle
I know.
Er, has anyone seen my tits?
Newcastle have announced 35m is the minimum.
That's a pretty brave bit of brinkmanship by the geordies. They must have been tittering under their breath when they said no. Assuming their tits hadn't already fallen off.
Apparently Torres has left Melwood on a Pogo Stick#Liverpool#******#Mid 60's childrens toy#
35 million for Carroll.
Now I hope Torres goes and Liverpool splurge a large portion of that on him.
I thought 50 million would be a good deal for them for a perma crock but only if they spent it wisely.
Now I hope Torres goes and Liverpool splurge a large portion of that on him.
I thought 50 million would be a good deal for them for a perma crock but only if they spent it wisely.
"Ah tuald 'em it's thirdy-fave or nothin' fer wor Andy!"
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Thiv got till mid-dee tomorra like... Ooar noah me tits!"
"Ah tuald 'em it's thirdy-fave or nothin' fer wor Andy!"
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Torres has been spotted on the M6 on a back to the future hoverboard, awaiting confirmation.
Torres-Drogba.
35 million!? No fu-in weay! Awa' me tits, like!
"Why aye, good job Ah wore an extra pier like!"
Wonder if everyone in the Newcastle boardroom is shirtless.
How am I supposed to get work done when it's transfer deadline day?
Let's play a 'Arry the muppet sweepstake.
Which player will he be rejected by next?
I say:
Lionel Messi
Which player will he be rejected by next?
I say:
Lionel Messi
Bojan or Robbie Keane.
I hope they don't get him. I'm still incredibly fond of Diego, I'd hate to see him play for another prem club.
Funniest thing I heard on the way to work this morning was that we were in for Charie Adam to replace Scholes...
Its fair to say I laughed so much I nearly crashed the car...
Its fair to say I laughed so much I nearly crashed the car...
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