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This has to be one of the top five funniest threads ever.

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So, UTDLover, what you like in real life ?
Sad or what ?
Face like a Bulldog chewing a wasp ?

Something has made you angry

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Originally posted by Raoul:
<STRONG>This has to be one of the top five funniest threads ever.

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As Utdlover would say: They don't cum much beeter than thissss!! <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">
 
Originally posted by R A Softlad:
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No I meant 'bial', you fool! Look it up in the dictionary. </STRONG>

um ... "bile"?

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Oh grow up <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">


fancy spending a whole thread arguing over pointless things *tut* <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">
 
Originally posted by txred:
<STRONG>um ... "bile"?

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Thanks mate! <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">
 
Thats a point.

What are we arguing over ???????

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ABUs, Man Yoo forums, LFC forums, Visitors from outer space, illegitimate Scousers and their Man Yoo friends..... oh and Utdlover is a T!T. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
 
Just sitting here watching U ABU bastards going at it .. Any one of U by the way Related to Dennis Wise !? do U all love bananas !?
 
Originally posted by UTDlover:
<STRONG>Just sitting here watching U ABU bastards going at it .. Any one of U by the way Related to Dennis Wise !? do U all love bananas !?</STRONG>

<IMG SRC="smilies/lol.gif" border="0"> Hooray, Captain Delusional is back! <IMG SRC="smilies/houllier.gif" border="0">
 
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Originally posted by UTDlover:
Just sitting here watching U ABU bastards going at it .. Any one of U by the way Related to Dennis Wise !? do U all love bananas !?
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Hooray, Captain Delusional is back!
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I thought we had some loonies on the Leeds site but this beats us hands down!!
What are you on UTDLover??
 
TRUE STORY-
Two summers ago I was in Amsterdam ,when I was stopped by of all people ,a guy (around 20 yrs old), half drunk and wearing a Liverfool shirt ,he asked me if I know where he could buy drugs from ,so I pointed him to a plain clothed officer in an unmarked police car that was checking somebody’s ID few min. ago when I passed by it , and told him to go ask there .He walked away toward that car and I thought that was the end of it , and stayed there watching , but he came back and asked me if I can spare some money , I said no ,so he offered me the shirt for $20 , but then we agreed on $10 (I thought of my brother who likes liverfool),then he opened his big mouth and said that $10 are not enough since the shirt has Fowler’s name on the back, so I changed my offer to $5 ,any way I ended up buying it for $10 . He did go to the officer and they spoke to each others and I saw him walk away though. As for the shirt I thought the best of it and decided against giving it to my brother (I did not want him to go deeper in shite). I still have this shirt ,but I have no Use for it ,and the price was really steep for such a shirt ,$10 over priced if U ask me,so This was in the end the worst piece of business I have conducted , the only positive thing coming out of all of this is that at least one of LFC shirts is out of commission . This might be silly but what the heck , the whole thread is getting to be like that ,this will keep the AUB bastards glued to this post though and get them off the backs of my fellow UTD fans on the other posts .
 
Ahh, another one who doesn't understand! It's all to do with the quantum flux in the space time defibulator! See?! <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">
 
Originally posted by UTDlover:
<STRONG>TRUE STORY-
Two summers ago I was in Amsterdam ,when I was stopped by of all people ,a guy (around 20 yrs old), half drunk and wearing a Liverfool shirt ,he asked me if I know where he could buy drugs from ,so I pointed him to a plain clothed officer in an unmarked police car that was checking somebody’s ID few min. ago when I passed by it , and told him to go ask there .He walked away toward that car and I thought that was the end of it , and stayed there watching , but he came back and asked me if I can spare some money , I said no ,so he offered me the shirt for $20 , but then we agreed on $10 (I thought of my brother who likes liverfool),then he opened his big mouth and said that $10 are not enough since the shirt has Fowler’s name on the back, so I changed my offer to $5 ,any way I ended up buying it for $10 . He did go to the officer and they spoke to each others and I saw him walk away though. As for the shirt I thought the best of it and decided against giving it to my brother (I did not want him to go deeper in shite). I still have this shirt ,but I have no Use for it ,and the price was really steep for such a shirt ,$10 over priced if U ask me,so This was in the end the worst piece of business I have conducted , the only positive thing coming out of all of this is that at least one of LFC shirts is out of commission . This might be silly but what the heck , the whole thread is getting to be like that ,this will keep the AUB bastards glued to this post though and get them off the backs of my fellow UTD fans on the other posts .</STRONG>


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I have no idea what the point of this story is..... <IMG SRC="smilies/houllier.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/houllier.gif" border="0">
 
<IMG SRC="smilies/rolleyes.gif" border="0"> You don't?...you must try harder to keep up with this intellectual animal!! <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">
 
Originally posted by marchingontogether:
<STRONG> <IMG SRC="smilies/rolleyes.gif" border="0"> You don't?...you must try harder to keep up with this intellectual animal!! <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0"></STRONG>

I think his point is, that he is a cnut

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Hilarious <IMG SRC="smilies/lol.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/lol.gif" border="0">

First thread that has kept me interested all the way through for ages !
 
Originally posted by beycont:
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I have no idea what the point of this story is..... <IMG SRC="smilies/houllier.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/houllier.gif" border="0"></STRONG>

Nor me. I think he's the one on drugs. (Nearly fell off the bleeding chair laughing at this thread).
 
Originally posted by UTDlover:
<STRONG>For Davo,the Soft Guy ,Txred ,NWR and Geordie , the more U bastard have a go at me the stronger I feel .So keep at it bastards, I'll try to drive U out of this forum to the liverfool Fu..ken club one or to englishliterature.com web site since u are all interested in it .</STRONG>

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Feck, how did I miss this gem ?

I have a vision of you sat at your PC, hair all tangled and pulled out tufts all over the floor, <IMG SRC="smilies/mad.gif" border="0"> yea bit like that, thrashing your Keyboard and screaming as you type.

Ive sussed out why your grammer is so bad.Your typing with your nose arnt you ?
Do they ever take the straight jacket off ??

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Originally posted by Raoul:
<STRONG>Ahh, another one who doesn't understand! It's all to do with the quantum flux in the space time defibulator! See?! <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0"></STRONG>

AHHHHHH! A fellow fan of the Hitch Hickers Guide To The Galaxy (or you could just be talking total shite <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0"> )

On that note I think that UTDlover must have drunk a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster which has made him drunk. But what is so bad about being drunk you may ask? Just ask a glass of water <IMG SRC="smilies/lol.gif" border="0">

God I love DNA (although not in the biblical sense).
 
Originally posted by beycont:
<STRONG>I have no idea what the point of this story is..... </STRONG>

And what has this TiT ever posted that suggested that he a)ever has a point and, b) knows what a point is <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">
 
Originally posted by UTDlover:
<STRONG>For Davo,the Soft Guy ,Txred ,NWR and Geordie , the more U bastard have a go at me the stronger I feel .So keep at it bastards, I'll try to drive U out of this forum to the liverfool Fu..ken club one or to englishliterature.com web site since u are all interested in it .</STRONG>


Maybe he spotted you at Kraptalk NWR
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Originally posted by Raoul:
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Maybe he spotted you at Kraptalk NWR
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Doh!!

Thats not me, its me brother

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This thread's too deep for me (and shit who in their right mind going to read 104 earlier messages)
Tygo's hypothesis: the longer the thread, the more likely the last message bears absolutely no resembalnce to the origianl topic.
 
Originally posted by beycont:
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I have no idea what the point of this story is..... <IMG SRC="smilies/houllier.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/houllier.gif" border="0"></STRONG>
I knew I should have been more clear since U were all booted out of the Liverfool's club forum because of the low IQ (low even for that site) ,The points are:
1-U are all here
2-Liverfool shirts are not worth $10(Can.)
3-U will all be happy to give the shirt up for that amount ..HAHA

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Raoul ,Glad u are having Fun <IMG SRC="smilies/devil.gif" border="0">
Now I have to Take my family fishing ...
 
Originally posted by UTDlover:
<STRONG>Raoul ,Glad u are having Fun <IMG SRC="smilies/devil.gif" border="0">
Now I have to Take my family fishing ...</STRONG>

Not going to wait til the end of the game UTDlover ??
 
Originally posted by Raoul:
<STRONG>Not going to wait til the end of the game UTDlover ??</STRONG>

<IMG SRC="smilies/lol.gif" border="0"> Good point Raoul.
 
Originally posted by Raoul:
<STRONG>Not going to wait til the end of the game UTDlover ??</STRONG>
Both games Today are SDD(so I am taping them)will also get the scores on the pager ,the UTD game is not on TV .
As for the Fishing , The water was as Shallow as NWR ,and his Scouse bodies.
 
Originally posted by NWR:
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You taking the bait ????
With more than 100 response to what is rapidly becoming a silly thread, WHO IS TAKING THE BAIT smart Ass!!!??

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May this thread live long and prosper.
 
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One for Canadian Reds there i think!

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Originally posted by 26 may 1999:
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One for Canadian Reds there i think!

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True enough

but then again, none of my posts have been serious
 
Originally posted by Livvie20:
<STRONG> <IMG SRC="smilies/lol.gif" border="0"> Good point Raoul.</STRONG>

OH NOOO , they brain washed U too ...??come back son come baaaaack ...
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Originally posted by UTDlover:
<STRONG>OH NOOO come back son come baaaaack ...
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I hope you don't mean me?!!!!
 
Originally posted by Livvie20:
<STRONG>I hope you don't mean me?!!!!</STRONG>

Think you've got a friend there, Liv <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">

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Classic stuff - what a plonker <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
 
Originally posted by NWR:
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Face like a Bulldog chewing a wasp ?

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Oi!
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