Doevle
Full Member
What was Elin Nordgren doing at 2.30?
Clubbing.
He could have slept with 2000 women and contracted aids 'Magic Johnson anybody?' and still be a hero. People don't care after the first.
Cheating on his wife with several women does not make him any more human, it makes him a scumbag.
What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common?
Both were clubbed by a Scandinavian.
He's handling it like a big fanny, I must say.
He fecked up big time and made himself look like a cnut. The best thing he could've done would have been to apologise but get back to what he does best. 'Taking a break' from the game only makes it look like he's cowering away.
I didn't know he's only 33 and a billionaire. What an idiot.