Oh the irony
Tiger Woods in serious accident
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Oh the irony
Depends if it was wood on Woods or not
She'll get a good wedge after the divorce.
Let's hope they can iron out any problems, or at least putt all this behind them.
That bitch will be looking to divorce him and take half of his money, you heard it here first
I don't think you get the idea of using golf related puns.
For example, you could have said something like:
"She'll want to divorce him and skin him for everything he's got. He'll be living in a bunker if she gets her way."
Or summat like "She wants out now, but the grass is always greener on the other side."
Or perhaps even "I hope they get divorced in a fair way."
But you didn't did you?
Didn't realise this was a universal thing, thought it was just like that down here in Australia.
It's okay, my best mate's Asian.
He just has to work his way through the rough patch.
I heard she was really tee'd off with him because of the damage he did.
There is no way she'll get anything now, with Tiger being the poor battered husband, she belongs in jail the cnut
Hopefully, you never know with the justice system
Yeah imagine if it was the other way around, he'd be in a jail cell, with Women's Support Groups saying he should never be able to play golf again...
Jesus the jokes !!!Apparently the bird Tiger was cheating on his girl with was paid to talk, she only ever met him once.
Apparently the bird Tiger was cheating on his girl with was paid to talk, she only ever met him once.
Hole in one?
I tried.
hole in one?
I tried.
b+
The other women, allegedly:
Scratch what I said before, the NE were offering the reporter who could get the story 25K !!!
The bird is saying this is all bullshit... Tigers wife looks dumb as feck right now
The bird is saying this is all bullshit... Tigers wife looks dumb as feck right now
Better hope he had his wood protector on.
The other women, allegedly:
He should've asked for a mulligan after that one.
Eagle eyed posters will have noticed her nipples through the top
I'd be her caddy, etc.
She's a nice little birdie.
The other women, allegedly:
Looks to have a fabulous physique, but her face is bordering on the munter
I somehow suspect that if Tiger was putting his wood into her rough, he spent most of his time a fairway from the back of her head.
Sorry.
Sorry.
/thread.
But why? The interview and 911 calls are to be released today.
I think we're all going to get 1-up on this story
She's being made out by the media to be a real bogey man.
She looks like the kind with not alot of fair way but quite a deep bunker.
The other women, allegedly:
Hmm... is that an Adam's apple I spot?
I wonder if Tiger will make her take a 1 stroke penalty for handling balls not on the green?
Close shave for Tiger!
Interesting that out of these three:
....only Federer has avoided controversy in recent weeks!
....only Federer has avoided controversy in recent weeks!
Interesting that out of these three:
....only Federer has avoided controversy in recent weeks!
Well not everyone gets Henry. The whole of Latin America, for example, gets Messi in the advert rather than ol' Thierry.
Trouble seems to be par for the course with celeb relationships!
Breaking News: Tiger runs wild at the Mall
And you can make your own minds up about this one:
And you can make your own minds up about this one:
A local radio station in Georgia came up with this scenario, which sounds quite reasonable. Kid Kraddick also mentioned a similar scenario. Or that he was going to hit some flourescent golf balls at 3am.
The couple were having a spat over TNE article/rumor mill about his alleged infidelity, possible physical altercation, Tiger went to leave in the SUV and the wife swatted a club at the car causing Tiger to lose focus while his attention was on her and thus running into a fire hydrant and then the tree.
The couple were having a spat over TNE article/rumor mill about his alleged infidelity, possible physical altercation, Tiger went to leave in the SUV and the wife swatted a club at the car causing Tiger to lose focus while his attention was on her and thus running into a fire hydrant and then the tree.
This whole affair is going to be like an albatross around his neck.
I doubt that would cause a bloody mouth in a way that being smashed in the face by a 9 Iron would.