The Neviller
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"So, Louis van Gaal, you've just signed Mats Hummels. How do you see your defence shaping up next season?"
"Louis van Gaal will play Hummels and Evans together, and it will be SexyVoetbal. Yes?"
"Ok Louis, and what about Smalling and Jones, they'll have a fight on their hands getting games."
"Louis van Gaal will play Smalling when Evans gets injured, Jones, Louis van Gaal will sell, yes?"
"Are you saying Jones wants to leave, Louis?"
"No, when did I say that? Jones is happy to stay and play SexyVoetbal with Louis van Gaal, but I sell him and buy Clint Hill to replace him."
"Why ever would you do that, Louis?!?"
"For balance. Ideally in SexyVoetbal you have two good players in defence, one not so good and then one even less good. In Louis van Gaal team, Jones is too good to be that even less good player, so I sell him and sign Clint Hill. Easy peasy lemon squeezy".
"Thanks for your time, Louis. It's always insightful"
"SexyVoetbal! Louis van Gaal! Yes?"
"Indeed, Louis. Indeed".
"Louis van Gaal will play Hummels and Evans together, and it will be SexyVoetbal. Yes?"
"Ok Louis, and what about Smalling and Jones, they'll have a fight on their hands getting games."
"Louis van Gaal will play Smalling when Evans gets injured, Jones, Louis van Gaal will sell, yes?"
"Are you saying Jones wants to leave, Louis?"
"No, when did I say that? Jones is happy to stay and play SexyVoetbal with Louis van Gaal, but I sell him and buy Clint Hill to replace him."
"Why ever would you do that, Louis?!?"
"For balance. Ideally in SexyVoetbal you have two good players in defence, one not so good and then one even less good. In Louis van Gaal team, Jones is too good to be that even less good player, so I sell him and sign Clint Hill. Easy peasy lemon squeezy".
"Thanks for your time, Louis. It's always insightful"
"SexyVoetbal! Louis van Gaal! Yes?"
"Indeed, Louis. Indeed".