feck y'all muppet-haters right up in our shiiiit y'all... Break yo'self fooooo's...
Thiago Alcantara | Signed for Bayern Munich
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feck y'all muppet-haters right up in our shiiiit y'all... Break yo'self fooooo's...
The main muppet a bit behind.
Let's be honest, this is a Fergie signing. It's been common knowledge that we've been after this kid for the past 2 years.
I love you David Moyes.
Best Muppetry ever
Right, I'm going to bed. Waking up at 5:30 tomorrow for a golf game at 6:30. When I return at 9am, I will expect this thread to gain an extra 10 pages at least.
Good luck lads. Let the muppet-force be with you.
Good luck lads. Let the muppet-force be with you.
Fair enough, that could be I suppose. I'm not sure it's the wisest path to go down, guaranteeing players starting berths irrespective of form or circumstances, but hey, who am I to argue?
It may be something as bland as 'You're in the starting 11' to be honest.
Yes Tancredi Palmeri, whoever the feck you are 
Posh twat.
He sounds like a United fan who has named his tweeter after his two favourite players.
Yes Tancredi Palmeri, whoever the feck you are
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He'd need a guaranteed place in the starting 11 since he and big Dave can never leave each others side.
Yes Tancredi Palmeri, whoever the feck you are
That guy is the King of the Muppets, so much so that he actually makes us look civilised in this forum. The guy is a sheer muppet.
279 retweets already
You might as well. There are pictures being posted left, right and centre anyway.
Live a little.
More than that. He's a muppet king. His twitter feed is fantastically transfer orientated. He puts a rumour up as soon as he can "source" it regardless of likelihood. He also blocks a lot of people.
Click each of that links. Tanc doesn't have the best rep.
He must have Fergie's dirty pictures somewhere.More than that. He's a muppet king. His twitter feed is fantastically transfer orientated. He puts a rumour up as soon as he can "source" it regardless of likelihood. He also blocks a lot of people.
Click each of that links. Tanc doesn't have the best rep.
Fair enough - still if its not just pushing out Hunter's earlier tweet its a 2nd source!
Has anyone asked how it was possible for Moyes to simultaneously be on vacation and also take a United related phone call?
Yeah, it does seem as though we have concrete interest in him now. Anyways, Tanc's a good laugh.
Would he not be the majority of United fans' first choice mid-field alongside Carrick anyway?
He'd certainly be mine if he signs - so whats the problem, the lad wants to play all the time & is leavin Barca because of not gettin games with them because they're stacked in mid-field - we're not & he'll walk into our mid-field & many other top European teams mid-field also, so if he signs for us - be thankful for Christ sake!
He still had minutes left on his Everton PAYG mobile.
Congratulations starman, you have found the internet.
Nothing posh about a game of golf at 6:30, that is what time they send the riff raff out before all the people with money get there.
Of course he will, but he'll be after leading us to 3 or 4 Champions League wins by that time (minimum) so he'll go with my blessing.
TBH I'm now totally over Thiago. Its obvious he is coming, so the appeal of the chase is now gone.
We now need a new muppet target.
We now need a new muppet target.
Being first choice and being giving a guarantee that you'll start every match are two different things. What if he has a dip in form, or the situation calls for a different set-up than one which accomodates him?
It may be a throw away statement, but I'd be stunned if he has been given some form of official guarantee to always start.
Don't get cocky fella. Imagine how you'll feel if you wake up in the morning and there are quotes from him or his agent putting the move in doubt.
I think he's likely to want to go back than the others who have left Barca. He doesn't seem to be as fiercely loyal to Barca, which may be due to his Brazilian/Italian background. He said this two years back;
http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/9...ncertain-over-barca-future?src=mobile&cc=5739
"I would be lying if I said that my dream is to succeed at Barca," he told EFE. "My dream is to succeed in football. I want to be a player who people remember forever."
http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/9...ncertain-over-barca-future?src=mobile&cc=5739
"I would be lying if I said that my dream is to succeed at Barca," he told EFE. "My dream is to succeed in football. I want to be a player who people remember forever."
Oh, the thrill of the chase will be back on and hence then I'll be wanking furiously again.
I would imagine Moyes has told him he'll be a first choice starter. I would imagine the only legal guarantee of this would be a minimum number of minutes to avoid a release clause being activated a la his Barca contract. United aren't going to agree to something they aren't comfortable with. This is a match made in heaven.
I'm not even going to entertain the thought of him and Kagawa linking up, playing one-two's. I'd faint with a muppet fever.
I think you guys are taking 'promised' far too literally. 'Minimum minutes clause'? United have never gone for that sort of thing, and I don't think a managerial change means we're going to start doing it now.
I don't think Moyes' would 'guarantee' Thiago a starting spot, but then he wouldn't have to, would he? Let's face it, Thiago is going to get a starting spot, and a guarantee-free conversation about what he can expect at United would make that very clear.
I don't think Moyes' would 'guarantee' Thiago a starting spot, but then he wouldn't have to, would he? Let's face it, Thiago is going to get a starting spot, and a guarantee-free conversation about what he can expect at United would make that very clear.
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