Television The X Factor 2011

'Cheeky Chappie' basically he's a bit of a twat, who teenage girls fancy.
 
Literally just said the same thing to my dad.

And that's actually literally, not Jamie Redknapp literally.

Great minds. I'm listening to Tom Jones on youtube now, while vaguely watching this show. Ohooh She's a lady. Woooahhohoho, talking about my little lady.
 
Also Kelly's little swagger outburst shows how extremely confused she is about reality and semantics. Even if she is kinda fit.
 
That wasn't too bad. They need to start giving him more serious songs though.
 
Did they pick people who can't sing this series on purpose?
 
He's not as bad as I thought he was going to be
 
Not great. I'd have liked him to have maybe gone to another level towards the end. Pitch shift, holding notes more?
 
Oh yeah, they have a great recording voice. Oh wait...I'm not tone deaf.
 
Please stop with this "they represent women" crap, Tulisa. You're making them sound like a musical version of those awful Boots adverts.
 
She's murdered Charles & Eddie. I swear one of them had died previously, but she's killed him again, regardless.
 
This must be the funniest X-factor in recent times. Full of absolutely shite acts who genuinely revel in the fact that they are shite.