excellent ideaSuresh said:
...That's quality work, Suresh.
The Kippax Kid said:
KK. but GB
KK. your not listening
KK i will sulk
KK thats it im paddying
KK pady,paddy
GB. thinking....."wish the potty cow would go to bed"
marcosdeto said:
you can't post here if you don't use the word "rim" in the modologue.
The Kippax Kid said:i have edited it
The Kippax Kid said:
KK. but GB,stop rimming wibs and listen
KK. your not listening you rimmer
KK i will sulk
KK thats it im paddying
KK pady,paddy,paddy,paddy
GB. thinking....."wish the potty cow would go to bed"
Suresh said:
KK: Geebs?
GB: Yes?
KK: Let me post in the newbies.
GB: NO!
KK: Oh, come on. Pretty please.
GB: NO!
KK: This is not fair! You told me I could.
GB: When did I say that?
KK: Just now, when I let you bone me.
GB: I don't remember that.
KK: Why does all the men I go out with say that? I'm not that bad.
GB: ...
KK: Oh, come on now. You did me and I can prove it.
GB: No, you can't.
KK: Oh yeah? Have a look at how ruffled my tailfeathers are!
GB: That doesn't mean anything. You could have sat down wrongly.
KK: Geebs, I have your feathers up there as proof. You were so rough.
GB: Oh.
short pause
KK: Geebs?
GB: Yeah?
KK: You really won't allow me to post in the newbies, will you?
GB: Citeh have a better chance at winning the title than that ever happening.
KK: Ok.... uhmm Geebs?
GB: Hmmm?
KK: Remember what I said earlier about that lovely beak of yours?
GB: Hmmm?
KK: Would you, like... you know...
GB. What?
KK: Rim me?
GB: Only if you promise to shut up.
KK: 'k.
The Kippax Kid said:
suresh..fookin ell mehro
mehro .. sorry please rim me
suresh..go on then seeing as though were newbies
i am catagorically unfunny and very bitterjasonrh said:
The Kippax Kid said:
suresh..fookin ell mehro
mehro .. sorry please rim me
suresh..go on then seeing as though were newbies
The Kippax Kid said:
suresh..fookin ell mehro
mehro .. sorry please rim me
suresh..go on then seeing as though were newbies
Suresh said:
Mehro: Weaste?
Weaste: Mehro?
Mehro: This is the last time, right?
Weaste: er...uhmm.. maybe...
Mehro: But you said you'll send Suresh here if I did this three times.
Weaste: Unghh.. unghh.. I... unngghh.... may have... unnghhh... lied....
Mehro: What? You tricked me?!!
Weaste: Shut up..uunngh... bitch! You...ungggh....like it...
Mehro: Weate! You lied to me!
Weaste: Unnghhh.. gnaaaah!
a brief pause
Mehro: Weaste, you broke my heart, you know?
Weaste: feck if I care. You think we are a couple or something?
Mehro: I thought, you know, since we've been so close and all...
Weaste: Shut up. You're just my bitch, that's all.
Mehro: Sniff. Ok.
another brief pause
Mehro: Weaste?
Weaste: What?
Mehro: You didn't really demote Suresh, did you?
Weaste: No.
Mehro: You're mean.
Weaste: That's how you like me. Now shut up and let me rim you!
Mehro: Sniff.............'k
The Kippax Kid said:
smashed:im biggest
noods: easily me
suresh:your joking look at me
weastie:as anyone heard me say pork sword
ALL:group rim then
Suresh said:
You're responsible for our conditions, you know.
Suresh said:
Mehro: Weaste?
Weaste: Mehro?
Mehro: This is the last time, right?
Weaste: er...uhmm.. maybe...
Mehro: But you said you'll send Suresh here if I did this three times.
Weaste: Unghh.. unghh.. I... unngghh.... may have... unnghhh... lied....
Mehro: What? You tricked me?!!
Weaste: Shut up..uunngh... bitch! You...ungggh....like it...
Mehro: Weate! You lied to me!
Weaste: Unnghhh.. gnaaaah!
a brief pause
Mehro: Weaste, you broke my heart, you know?
Weaste: feck if I care. You think we are a couple or something?
Mehro: I thought, you know, since we've been so close and all...
Weaste: Shut up. You're just my bitch, that's all.
Mehro: Sniff. Ok.
another brief pause
Mehro: Weaste?
Weaste: What?
Mehro: You didn't really demote Suresh, did you?
Weaste: No.
Mehro: You're mean.
Weaste: That's how you like me. Now shut up and let me rim you!
Mehro: Sniff.............'k
True Treble Reds said:
Noodle: Wibbs?
Wibble: Noods?
Noodle: Who's your favourite Footballer?
Wibble: Jimmy Rimmer
Noodle: Of course!
Wibble said:
Suresh said:
Mrs Marcos: Marcos?
Marcos: Yes, honey?
Mrs Marcos: Will you please stop squeezing me.
Marcos: I've got a crush on you.
Mrs Marcos: Stop it!
Marcos: You're so juicy.
Mrs Marcos: I said stop it! Those jokes are not funny.
short pause
Marcos: Honey, I've got a problem here.
Mrs Marcos: Not again. You say that every time.
Marcos: Honey, I don't think you understand...
Mrs Marcos: Just go and take one of those blue pills, will you.
Marcos: But honey, that's not my problem this time. And I've already taken the pill...two of them.
Mrs Marcos: Oh, for crying out loud. What now? Do you want me to dress up like Richter again? It's getting so you are never able to get it up if I don't.
Marcos: That would be nice... but no, honey. This is different.
Mrs Marcos: FFS! What is it.
Marcos: Well, I want to rim you...
Mrs Marcos: And...
brief pause
Marcos: Where do I do it?
Suresh said:
Mrs Marcos: Marcos?
Marcos: Yes, honey?
Mrs Marcos: Will you please stop squeezing me.
Marcos: I've got a crush on you.
Mrs Marcos: Stop it!
Marcos: You're so juicy.
Mrs Marcos: I said stop it! Those jokes are not funny.
short pause
Marcos: Honey, I've got a problem here.
Mrs Marcos: Not again. You say that every time.
Marcos: Honey, I don't think you understand...
Mrs Marcos: Just go and take one of those blue pills, will you.
Marcos: But honey, that's not my problem this time. And I've already taken the pill...two of them.
Mrs Marcos: Oh, for crying out loud. What now? Do you want me to dress up like Richter again? It's getting so you are never able to get it up if I don't.
Marcos: That would be nice... but no, honey. This is different.
Mrs Marcos: FFS! What is it.
Marcos: Well, I want to rim you...
Mrs Marcos: And...
brief pause
Marcos: Where do I do it?
Dr. Dwayne said:
ShootfighterX: YEAHARGGGG!! I'm ShootfighterX!!!
Noodle: I know who you are, I promoted your sorry ass!
ShootfighterX: Do you think I care, you Welsh freak? Darren Fletcher sucks ass!
Noodle: [chuckling]: That's why I promoted you.
pause
Noodle: Have you ever heard of Tristain Finkleberry III?
ShootfighterX: Check out this move....
Noodle: Wha..? Hey, cut it out...
ShootfighterX: That is what I'm going to do to Darren Fletcher the next time I see him....
Noodle: Impressive, but let's get down to why I promoted you.
long pause...
ShootfighterX: Why did you promote me, noods. Is it because I've been to Wales?
Noodle: Erm...nope.
ShootfighterX: Because of my enlightening contibution to football debate?
Noodle: Try again.
ShootfighterX: So I could espouse my views on Darren Fletcher?
Noodles: Wrong again.
longer pause...
ShootfighterX: Was it so I could...
Noodle: Rim me?
ShootfighterX: Yes.
Noodle: Yes.
