Plechazunga said:
Hey that wasn't even my story, i just.... 'modified' it
The Sphincter Modologues
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Hey that wasn't even my story, i just.... 'modified' it
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This should be compiled into a stageplay.Plechazunga said:
Oh go rim Wibble
no
Plechazunga said:
poof
I think the time is ripe for a playlet with sheep in it, wouldn't you agree Plech?
That's an interesting point
Can't be arsed, just at the minute, but who knows what the future will bring (apart from cancer, obviously)?
Can't be arsed, just at the minute, but who knows what the future will bring (apart from cancer, obviously)?
Probably full blown AIDS, but let's stick to playlets, sheep and SmashedHombre.
Oh yeah, I forgot AIDS
AIDS isn't funny anymore though, remember?
AIDS isn't funny anymore though, remember?
suresh said:
why me spazmoid?
SmashedHombre said:
Why not. And you're always such a good sport.
What's a spazmoid?
suresh said:
I don't really know i just made it up. Plech probably will though
Clever use of the edit function there.
In any case, you could immortalise an animal picture or three with your rhymes, you know.
In any case, you could immortalise an animal picture or three with your rhymes, you know.
suresh said:
I could but i don't have photoshop at work.
And if i did i wouldnt know how to use it. I can draw stickmen using cad programmes but its not really the same
Plech: Smashed?
Smashed: Plech?
Plech: Is AIDS funny any more?
Smashed: Yes
Plech: Are you sure?
Smashed: Yes. Unless you have it?
Plech: Rigtht.
long pause
Smashed: Do you have it?
Plech: I don't think so.
Smashed: Shouldn't we take precautions to be sure?
Plech: I am.
Smashed: Good. Excellent.
long pause
Smashed: Plech?
Plech: Yes Smashed?
Smashed: What precautions are you taking?
Plech: I bought a lucky heather from a gypo at the station this morning.
Smashed: I am now reassured.
Plech: Good
Smashed: Plech?
Plech: Yes Smashed
Smashed: Pull out and rim me.
Plech: Yes.
Wibble said:
Plech: Smashed?
Smashed: Plech?
Plech: Is AIDS funny any more?
Smashed: Yes
Plech: Are you sure?
Smashed: Yes. Unless you have it?
Plech: Rigtht.
long pause
Smashed: Do you have it?
Plech: I don't think so.
Smashed: Shouldn't we take precautions to be sure?
Plech: I am.
Smashed: Good. Excellent.
long pause
Smashed: Plech?
Plech: Yes Smashed?
Smashed: What precautions are you taking?
Plech: I bought a lucky heather from a gypo at the station this morning.
Smashed: I am now reassured.
Plech: Good
Smashed: Plech?
Plech: Yes Smashed
Smashed: Pull out and rim me.
Plech: Yes.
christ.Thats a great picture by the way..
Wibble said:
Plech: Smashed?
Smashed: Plech?
Plech: Is AIDS funny any more?
Smashed: Yes
Plech: Are you sure?
Smashed: Yes. Unless you have it?
Plech: Rigtht.
long pause
Smashed: Do you have it?
Plech: I don't think so.
Smashed: Shouldn't we take precautions to be sure?
Plech: I am.
Smashed: Good. Excellent.
long pause
Smashed: Plech?
Plech: Yes Smashed?
Smashed: What precautions are you taking?
Plech: I bought a lucky heather from a gypo at the station this morning.
Smashed: I am now reassured.
Plech: Good
Smashed: Plech?
Plech: Yes Smashed
Smashed: Pull out and rim me.
Plech: Yes.
Now that's what I'm talking about. Wibbles, thou art a genius.
That photo is not part of your private collection though, is it?
Good thread this
suresh said:
Not anymore.
Wibble said:
Plech: Smashed?
Smashed: Plech?
Plech: Is AIDS funny any more?
Smashed: Yes
Plech: Are you sure?
Smashed: Yes. Unless you have it?
Plech: Rigtht.
long pause
Smashed: Do you have it?
Plech: I don't think so.
Smashed: Shouldn't we take precautions to be sure?
Plech: I am.
Smashed: Good. Excellent.
long pause
Smashed: Plech?
Plech: Yes Smashed?
Smashed: What precautions are you taking?
Plech: I bought a lucky heather from a gypo at the station this morning.
Smashed: I am now reassured.
Plech: Good
Smashed: Plech?
Plech: Yes Smashed
Smashed: Pull out and rim me.
Plech: Yes.
I've got a new desktop background
Plechazunga said:
I've got a new desktop background
plech you told me you would keep that photo to yourself you bastard
Wibble said:
Plech: Smashed?
Smashed: Plech?
Plech: Is AIDS funny any more?
Smashed: Yes
Plech: Are you sure?
Smashed: Yes. Unless you have it?
Plech: Rigtht.
long pause
Smashed: Do you have it?
Plech: I don't think so.
Smashed: Shouldn't we take precautions to be sure?
Plech: I am.
Smashed: Good. Excellent.
long pause
Smashed: Plech?
Plech: Yes Smashed?
Smashed: What precautions are you taking?
Plech: I bought a lucky heather from a gypo at the station this morning.
Smashed: I am now reassured.
Plech: Good
Smashed: Plech?
Plech: Yes Smashed
Smashed: Pull out and rim me.
Plech: Yes.
when you think you cant get any funnier ...
Noods: Wibble?
Wibble: Noods.
Noods: Are you sure this is part of the mod initiation?
Wibble: Yes. Now stop talking.
long pause
Noods: Its just...
Wibble: What?
Noods: Well...why are the other mods watching?
Wibble: They're next.
Noods: Oh.
long pause
Noods: Wibble?
Wibble: What noodle?
Noods: Wibble, you won't let geebs...you know
Wibble: What?
Noods: Well...he gets carried away. Sometimes it hurts
Wibble: Don't worry. You'll be well lubed by then, Weaste is next.
Short pause
Noods: Wibble, can i....well you know?
Wibble: Rim me?
Noods: Yes.
Excellent work, Smashed.
It just gets better and better!!
Plech: Noods?
Noodle: Yes Plech?
Plech: I'm really pissed.
Noodle: You look totally bladdered.
Plech: I am. I'm also in the doghouse with the missus.
Noodle: Why is that Plech?
Plech: Some bloke stuff. I got pissed and wasn't home to let her in.
Noodle: Your doors were attatched to the frames?
Plech: Yes
Noodle: How odd.
long pause
Noodle: Are you sure it isn't because you are brutally sodomising me where the neighbours can see us.
Plech: I'd never thought of that.
Noodle: Women eh?
Plech: Indeed.
long pause
Noodle: Plech?
Plech: Yes Noodle?
Noodle: When you have finished ..... ?
Plech: Yes Noodle?
Noodle: Could you use your huge probosis to ... ?
Plech: Yes Noodle?
short pause
Noodle: Rim me?
Plech: Yes
Christ on a bike
A gift for the mods, use it to good effect, please.
Noodle: Oh yeah thats the spot
Wibble: you have such soft skin noods. I'm glad Weaste let you into our secret mod group.
Noodle: Thanks Wibbs....Wibbs?
Wibble: Yes noods?
Noodle: Wibbs, its all very well you anal loving me everyday but...
Wibble: What?
Noodle: Well...we never talk anymore.
Wibble: FFS Weaste has been at you again hasn't he? Look let me finish here first. Now tell me- whose the daddy...
7 and a half seconds later
Noodle: You done now?
Wibble: ohhhh yeah.
Noodle: Can we talk now then?
Wibble: Not now Noods I'm tired.
Noodle: You always say that! Yesterday it was 'yes noodle we can talk about your mother in law just as soon as me and the penguin finish gang banging you' and what happened when you were done yo-
Wibble: Noodle?
Noodle: Not now Wibbs! I'm serious I...no stop that. stop it. Wibbs please, we really need to talk i...oh that tickles...
Wibble: Noodle?
Noodle: Yes Wibbs?
Wibble: Would you like to rim me?
Noodle: Yes.
SmashedHombre said:
Noodle: Oh yeah thats the spot
Wibble: you have such soft skin noods. I'm glad Weaste let you into our secret mod group.
Noodle: Thanks Wibbs....Wibbs?
Wibble: Yes noods?
Noodle: Wibbs, its all very well you anal loving me everyday but...
Wibble: What?
Noodle: Well...we never talk anymore.
Wibble: FFS Weaste has been at you again hasn't he? Look let me finish here first. Now tell me- whose the daddy...
7 and a half seconds later
Noodle: You done now?
Wibble: ohhhh yeah.
Noodle: Can we talk now then?
Wibble: Not now Noods I'm tired.
Noodle: You always say that! Yesterday it was 'yes noodle we can talk about your mother in law just as soon as me and the penguin finish gang banging you' and what happened when you were done yo-
Wibble: Noodle?
Noodle: Not now Wibbs! I'm serious I...no stop that. stop it. Wibbs please, we really need to talk i...oh that tickles...
Wibble: Noodle?
Noodle: Yes Wibbs?
Wibble: Would you like to rim me?
Noodle: Yes.
Noodle: Not now Wibbs! I'm serious I...no stop that. stop it. Wibbs please, we really need to talk i...oh that tickles...
Wibble: Noods?
Noodle: Whghhhhh?
Wibble: Don't you want to chat anymore?
Noodle: Msggh eh dwuuu
Wibble: Pardon?
Noodle: Msssgggggh ehh dwwuuuuu
Wibble: What?
Noodle: ugh fuurfussuuaaakkkk.
long pause
Wibble: Ahhhhhhhhh!
short pause
Wibble: Noods?
Noodle: uh huh?
Wibble: Could you ... ?
Noodle: eughhhhh?
Wibble: Rim me?
Noodle: Uhhh huhh
SmashedHombre said:
Noodle: Oh yeah thats the spot
Wibble: you have such soft skin noods. I'm glad Weaste let you into our secret mod group.
Noodle: Thanks Wibbs....Wibbs?
Wibble: Yes noods?
Noodle: Wibbs, its all very well you anal loving me everyday but...
Wibble: What?
Noodle: Well...we never talk anymore.
Wibble: FFS Weaste has been at you again hasn't he? Look let me finish here first. Now tell me- whose the daddy...
7 and a half seconds later
Noodle: You done now?
Wibble: ohhhh yeah.
Noodle: Can we talk now then?
Wibble: Not now Noods I'm tired.
Noodle: You always say that! Yesterday it was 'yes noodle we can talk about your mother in law just as soon as me and the penguin finish gang banging you' and what happened when you were done yo-
Wibble: Noodle?
Noodle: Not now Wibbs! I'm serious I...no stop that. stop it. Wibbs please, we really need to talk i...oh that tickles...
Wibble: Noodle?
Noodle: Yes Wibbs?
Wibble: Would you like to rim me?
Noodle: Yes.
Finally. That's nice work, Smashed.