Want to loan me VDV Levo? He can replace Lampard
Beat Scunthorpe 3-0.
Be afraid, Zarlak. Be very afraid.
Bitch please. 9-1.
How much for VDV?
Bristol City are hoping to tie up a deal for Gianluigi BUFFON of Swansea City
Bristol City are said to be interested in 93 rated Ferreira PEPE from Swansea City
I've perma-shotgunned him. Get in line Robo. There's a good chap!
How much for VDV?
i have called a press conference at London Road for about 22.15
Be looking at £20,000,000 so I could get a decent replacement in.
I'll give you £188k + the rest when and if I make it. I'm guessing we have a deal?
No dice.
Swap him for Ramires & Sturridge?
Do you still want that player on loan we talked about Joe?
Not sure now. I thought he'd a be a good loan signing but seeing other division 2 teams it seems the standard is much higher.
Do loans come through straight away?
I'll leave it. Thanks anyway.
Is there any way to search for players? Or see a list of players available for transfer? At the moment I'm just going through the teams.
It is too late to join and get transfers through now right?
It is too late to join and get transfers through now right?
It is too late to join and get transfers through now right?
How do you find all these stats?
Well those figures have reassured me a little. At least I'm not in the bottom 5 in terms of squad value and average rating but I bet I'm not far off.
Don't ask... if you open up a squad menu (where you see all the players listed in the squad) then there are totals right at the bottom. I copied those totals from each team and then produced a filtered table in excel. Didn't take that long, took longer to type it out on here actually
I used to be Nottingham Forest long back - RS I see you have got that - but it was AI v AI only.
Highest squad value:
Manchester City (318,7M)
Manchester United (300,3M)
Chelsea (278,6M)
Arsenal (263,7M)
Tottenham (213,6M)
Highest wages:
Chelsea (1,100,805)
Manchester United (987,105)
Manchester City (957,705)
Arsenal (900,150)
Liverpool (857,705)
Lowest squad value:
Swansea (121,4M)
Blackburn (138,5)
Wigan (138,6)
Norwich (141,4M)
Sunderland (142,8M)
Lowest wages:
Bolton (559,310)
Norwich (560,430)
QPR (574,785)
Wigan (580,455)
Fulham (584,835)
Highest average age:
Stoke (29)
Swansea (28)
WBA, Chelsea, Blackburn (27)
Lowest average age:
Bolton (23)
8 teams (24)
Highest average rating:
Arsenal, Chelsea, Man City and Tottenham (89)
Everton, Man Utd and WBA (88)
Blackburn & Stoke (87)
Aston Villa, Fulham and Swansea (86)
Lowest average rating:
Bolton, QPR and Sunderland (83)