Gaming The SM RedCafe League

AN!; How did you like my open bus parade after my victory? :D

The Middlesbrough Press Office has been too busy today to respond with an officiall release... but rumour has it that Mr. Now has disclosed that it is a "clear indication of Swansea's ambitions for the season if they take this much pleasure in beating that fecking shower of shit... all whilst having less shots on goal then a team who was playing all out defence no less"

But that's just rumours at this juncture.... ;)
 
You never clicked on the third tactics tab?

I keep setting up subs but my scorelines haven't activated them. It's the same system that they used to use for those old Play By Mail games from the 90's.

Yep.



Nah. The In-Game Instructions tab brings with it a whole new world of tactics to get your head around.

Mind... blown.

I'd just left everything exactly as it was.
 
The City is blue when United are wearing their away kit.

I still have 15 members of Uniteds original senior squad. 16 if you include Bebe. But nobody includes Bebe.

Also the irony of managing a squad killed off like it was a personal plaything, accusing another manager of doing the same!

Yeah, 15 members of United's original senior squad tossed out to rot in the reserves, brilliant, you're really keeping the dream alive there, mate, good going, SAF would be so proud.

As a lifelong United fan I had big reservations about taking on the City job, but not anymore, oh no; You've taken one club away from Manchester, well I'm here to resurrect the other like the phoenix from the flames. The city will fall under one banner from now on, one badge... I hereby rename Manchester City...

City of Manchester United
 
Yeah, 15 members of United's original senior squad tossed out to rot in the reserves, brilliant, you're really keeping the dream alive there, mate, good going, SAF would be so proud.

As a lifelong United fan I had big reservations about taking on the City job, but not anymore, oh no; You've taken one club away from Manchester, well I'm here to resurrect the other like the phoenix from the flames. The city will fall under one banner from now on, one badge... I hereby rename Manchester City...

City of Manchester United

Rotation. I think you'll find United members have featured heavily in every game I've played so far. At least 4/5 per game!

Pfft. You're fooling nobody, you applied for the biggest muppeted club in Manchester! We're going from strength to strength. The kids of United will grow into world beaters in the company of the best players in the world. Don't act all moral because your club spent feck tons on the best players in the world in order to beat us, only to find we've gone and done the same back in order to match. The city is red and blue come to think of it, since our home is red and our away is blue, and your home is blue but your away is red.

We will see what the Premier League table says come the end of the season.
 
Rotation. I think you'll find United members have featured heavily in every game I've played so far. At least 4/5 per game!

Pfft. You're fooling nobody, you applied for the biggest muppeted club in Manchester! We're going from strength to strength. The kids of United will grow into world beaters in the company of the best players in the world. Don't act all moral because your club spent feck tons on the best players in the world in order to beat us, only to find we've gone and done the same back in order to match. The city is red and blue come to think of it, since our home is red and our away is blue, and your home is blue but your away is red.

We will see what the Premier League table says come the end of the season.

When Stoke City win the league?
 
Rotation. I think you'll find United members have featured heavily in every game I've played so far. At least 4/5 per game!

Pfft. You're fooling nobody, you applied for the biggest muppeted club in Manchester! We're going from strength to strength. The kids of United will grow into world beaters in the company of the best players in the world. Don't act all moral because your club spent feck tons on the best players in the world in order to beat us, only to find we've gone and done the same back in order to match. The city is red and blue come to think of it, since our home is red and our away is blue, and your home is blue but your away is red.

We will see what the Premier League table says come the end of the season.

I'm gonna win the league, and you can quote me on that.
 
When Stoke City win the league?

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I'm gonna win the league, and you can quote me on that.

I admire your optimism, it's something your squad are going to need plenty of in the coming months.
 
DALVI TARGETED BY "WITCH HUNT"

New Everton boss, Syd Martinez has told the media to go easy on young upstart Omar Dalvi after the Blackpool manager received bad press leading up to and after his clubs tie with Manchester United.

Martinez stated "It is easy for some people to have a pop at the young boy but it is characters like that the make the sport that little bit more interesting". Martinez went on to say "Yes he got taught a few things tonight on and off the pitch but he is young and learning and he certainly won't be getting an ear bashing from myself. My door is always open if he wants a word of advice, my first one would be to keep himself to himself though and concentrate on his own club for now". "The media love a good witch hunt though don't they?"

EVERTON KROOS TO VICTORY WHILST MARTINEZ HAILS YOUTH

Martinez, who unveiled new signing Toni Kroos at half time during his sides 3-1 home victory to Darlington, seems satisfied with his business so far.

"We have a couple of deals lined up but that is more squad wise. I think the first team is sorted in my head now, it is just about assembling the right squad for the long term, not simply an instant fix".

Martinez' signings so far have included big names such as Kevin Prince Boateng, Fernando Llorente, Jerome Boateng and Paul Scholes but true to his word his has brought in some of the finest young talents in world football.

"People are banging on about the big names. Of course they help. I think the most exciting thing about being an Everton fan is seeing the likes of Lucas, Alba, Kroos, Rodwell, Oscar, Maher, Thievy, Bartra and Peybernes all develop".

Peybernes recently completed a loan move to Middlesbrough where he has made a solid start. When pushed on possible loans for his young guns Martinez said "Anything is possible.If the right club comes in and the deal is right for us then why not"

Interesting piece in the Guardian
 
Could have been a dream debut, but he fecked it up.

Sylvan EBANKS-BLAKE has his head in his hands, after he blasts wide infront of an open goal!!!!

Sylvan EBANKS-BLAKE carves through the defence with some quick give-and-go passes

Sylvan EBANKS-BLAKE blasts the ball towards the goal, but somehow it just goes wide
 
Soon as I took over the City of Manchester United, I got down to business and set to work bringing back Cristiano Ronaldo, the city's favourite prodigal son. What did you do? You bought some Argentinian show-pony (as if the people of Manchester haven't had their fill of fecking Argentinians!); I'd like to see him on a rainy day against Stoke. Then what did you do? Oh yeah... you sent the legend Paul Scholes packing off to Liverpool.

You're an absolute fecking disgrace.
 
Soon as I took over the City of Manchester United, I got down to business and set to work bringing back Cristiano Ronaldo, the city's favourite prodigal son. What did you do? You bought some Argentinian show-pony (as if the people of Manchester haven't had their fill of fecking Argentinians!); I'd like to see him on a rainy day against Stoke. Then what did you do? Oh yeah... you sent the legend Paul Scholes packing off to Liverpool.

You're an absolute fecking disgrace.

Paul Scholes has gone to Everton. Thanks to a long standing relationship between myself and the manager of Everton Football Club on a season long loan and not a transfer. You will see the Argentine on a rainy day against Stoke on the first game of the season.

The fact that Cristiano Ronaldo has signed for City will do little to improve his standing as the prodigal son. Leaving the United fans for his favourite club, only to sign for their closest rivals is hardly the behaviour that endears to fans. Meanwhile, I brought the best player in the world to the best club in the world. Long may we reign. Dress it up all you like, you put your CV into a side that spent far more money than I have and sent its own legends packing.
 
Code:
[LIST=1]
[*][B]Arsenal (maniak)[/b] WWW(11-1)
[*][B]Aston Villa (Varun_Utd)[/B] WWW (8-2)
[*][B]Blackburn Rovers (Berbasbullet)[/B] LWD (3-4)
[*][B]Bolton Wanderers (IrishLegend)[/B] DWW (11-3)
[*][B]Chelsea (Urban-Ned)[/B] WWL (5-2 GD)
[*][B]Everton (TheReligion)[/B] LWW (7-2)
[*][B]Fulham (TheBest)[/B] DDW (6-1)
[*][B]Liverpool (Irwinwastheking)[/B] WWL (9-7)
[*][B]Manchester City (ciderman9000000)[/B] WWW (12-2)
[*][B]Manchester United (Zarlak)[/B] WWW (7-0)
[*][B]Newcastle United (Mr Anderson)[/B] WLW (9-4)
[*][B]Norwich City (fanutd)[/B] WDW (6-1)
[*][B]Queens Park Rangers (KM)[/B] WWW (15-0)
[*][B]Stoke City (duffer)[/B] DWW (19-5)
[*][B]Sunderland (Lastwolf)[/B] WWW (7-2)
[*][B]Swansea City (Burrow)[/B] WWW (7-0)
[*][B]Tottenham Hotspur (Levo91)[/B] WWW (8-1)
[*][B]West Bromwich Albion (rcoobc)[/B] DLW (7-7)
[*][B]Wigan Athletic (Crustanoid)[/B] LWW (6-3)
[*][B]Wolverhampton Wanderers (zlatan_ish)[/B] WDD (6-5)
[/LIST]

Best goal difference:
QPR (+15)
Stoke (+14)
Man City, Arsenal (+10)
Bolton (+8)
Swansea, Man Utd, Tottenham (+7)

Worst goal difference:
Blackburn (-1)
WBA (0)
Wolves (+ 1)
Liverpool (+2)
Chelsea, Wigan (+3)

Most impressive so far:
QPR (KM)
Stoke (duffer)
Swansea (Burrow)
Bolton (IrishLegend)
Norwich (fanutd)

Underperforming:
Chelsea (Urban-Ned)
WBA (rcoobc)
Everton (TheReligion)
Blackburn (berbasbullet)
 
Wow, QPR doing nicely.

And my record should be WW, not DWW. I had just taken over the club and was in the stands watching the team for that draw. I promptly binned 9 of that team.
 
@OptaJoe - Every single player taking part in the RedCafe Soccer Manager League has logged on to the website today. Addiction.
 
Paul Scholes has gone to Everton (Yeah, in Liverpool). Thanks to a long standing relationship between myself and the manager of Everton Football Club on a season long loan and not a transfer. You will see the Argentine on a rainy day against Stoke on the first game of the season.

The fact that Cristiano Ronaldo has signed for City will do little to improve his standing as the prodigal son. Leaving the United fans for his favourite club, only to sign for their closest rivals is hardly the behaviour that endears to fans. Meanwhile, I brought the best player in the world to the best club in the world. Long may we reign. Dress it up all you like, you put your CV into a side that spent far more money than I have and sent its own legends packing.

Whilst you've been hiding yourself away, wanking over a copy of FM, I've been out there on the streets, speaking to fans of both Manchester City and of the former football club Manchester United (deceased); they're delighted to have Ronaldo back at their club, all of them are.

P.S.
They think your club should move out of Old Trafford, they say you're no longer welcome in their stadium.
 
Whilst you've been hiding yourself away, wanking over a copy of FM, I've been out there on the streets, speaking to fans of both Manchester City and of the former football club Manchester United (deceased); they're delighted to have Ronaldo back at their club, all of them are.

P.S.
They think your club should move out of Old Trafford, they say you're no longer welcome in their stadium.

:lol:

We shall see come the end of the season. We shall see. I know the prospect of all the money your club spunked originally like excited muppets now seems pointless given that we've done the same, but it's not the end of the world. You still get decent money for second place. You can still take solace from the jump you made from shite mediocrity to second best in the league as a result of sending your own legends packing and signing everyone like excited muppets (hypocrites). That's an achievement on its own.
 
Competition in the lower leagues will be far more exciting ;)

Well what do they always say? The Championship is the more competitive league anyway?

Looks like it'll be true to life here... would be great if those other teams get taken up in the next few days too. There must be some newbies who want to take part?? Should get a mod to open a thread up down there.
 
Code:
[LIST=1]
[*][B]Arsenal (maniak)[/b] WWW(11-1)
[*][B]Aston Villa (Varun_Utd)[/B] WWW (8-2)
[*][B]Blackburn Rovers (Berbasbullet)[/B] LWD (3-4)
[*][B]Bolton Wanderers (IrishLegend)[/B] DWW (11-3)
[*][B]Chelsea (Urban-Ned)[/B] WWL (5-2 GD)
[*][B]Everton (TheReligion)[/B] LWW (7-2)
[*][B]Fulham (TheBest)[/B] DDW (6-1)
[*][B]Liverpool (Irwinwastheking)[/B] WWL (9-7)
[*][B]Manchester City (ciderman9000000)[/B] WWW (12-2)
[*][B]Manchester United (Zarlak)[/B] WWW (7-0)
[*][B]Newcastle United (Mr Anderson)[/B] WLW (9-4)
[*][B]Norwich City (fanutd)[/B] WDW (6-1)
[*][B]Queens Park Rangers (KM)[/B] WWW (15-0)
[*][B]Stoke City (duffer)[/B] DWW (19-5)
[*][B]Sunderland (Lastwolf)[/B] WWW (7-2)
[*][B]Swansea City (Burrow)[/B] WWW (7-0)
[*][B]Tottenham Hotspur (Levo91)[/B] WWW (8-1)
[*][B]West Bromwich Albion (rcoobc)[/B] DLW (7-7)
[*][B]Wigan Athletic (Crustanoid)[/B] LWW (6-3)
[*][B]Wolverhampton Wanderers (zlatan_ish)[/B] WDD (6-5)
[/LIST]

Best goal difference:
QPR (+15)
Stoke (+14)
Man City, Arsenal (+10)
Bolton (+8)
Swansea, Man Utd, Tottenham (+7)

Worst goal difference:
Blackburn (-1)
WBA (0)
Wolves (+ 1)
Liverpool (+2)
Chelsea, Wigan (+3)

Most impressive so far:
QPR (KM)
Stoke (duffer)
Swansea (Burrow)
Bolton (IrishLegend)
Norwich (fanutd)

Underperforming:
Chelsea (Urban-Ned)
WBA (rcoobc)
Everton (TheReligion)
Blackburn (berbasbullet)

ummm....I'll have you know my goal difference is 11-3! (W 6-1, L 1-2, W 4-0)