Gaming The SM RedCafe League

:lol: Sorry Phil. 4 straight defeats before tonight. feck knows what happened there!
 
By my calculations (which are probably wrong) the top 6 in Division 2 are as follows:

1st - Leeds United (74 pts)
2nd - Coventry City (65 pts)
3rd - Ipswich Town (63 pts)
4th - Millwall (62 pts)
5th - Blackpool (61 pts)
6th - Derby County (59 pts)

Playoffs:

Ipswich Town - Derby County
Millwall - Blackpool
 
Dont believe I managed to sneak in there. Unlucky RS.
 
Urgh! fecking lost again...thank god Stoke didn't take advantage so I held on to 10th.
 
Right, time for me to step aside and let someone else play. That's soul destroying. Didn't have any injuries in my last two games, yet lost both even though I had fecking buckets of shots on target. Just feck off. :(
 
Link to division tables at half-way point.

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Horrendous second half of the season for me, 32 points in the first 19 which wasn't brilliant anyway.

Only got 19 in the 2nd half of the season, pathetic.
 
Ended the season with 98 points and on a 27matches unbeaten run.

Afobe 20 goals & 6assists in 17matches. Buy of the season for me.

Special mention to Vidal & Tello(heh cider).

Edit - Also a mention to Koro Kone.
 
Division 2 play-offs
Ipswich Town v Derby County
Millwall v Blackpool

Division 3 play-offs
Sheffield United v Preston North End
Southampton v Charlton Athletic

Division 4 play-offs
Milton Keyne Dons v Tranmere Rovers
Exeter City v Plymouth Argyle

Division 5 play-offs
Crawley Town v Barnet
Accrington Stanley v Swindon Town
 
What do you have to say about finishing below West Brom?

Meh, I guess that's what happens when a forward planning club in transition such as City meets a team of newly signed, has-been dinosaurs. Needless to say, my squad is by far the best in the competition, with a wealth of talent, surefire potential and an extremely well developed academy; I've been pipped to the title by clubs with no integrity and no future, clubs with no regard for the plight of the intelligent, paying supporters who care much more about growth and solidity than they do for any immediate success, tainted as it is with the stench of dilapidation, decay and recession. My fans know full well that complete dominance of every competition is just around the corner, they've watched these silly clubs sign all their ageing stars with slipping ratings and we've had a good chuckle at their expense. As I'm sure those of you who respect the hard work and dedication I've put into building this magnificent squad will know all too well; The age of Manchester City is ripely upon us!
 
Position of each team after each game in Division 2 along with highest position, lowest position and average position:

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Possession of each team in each game in Division 2 along with highest possession, lowest possession and average possession:

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There ought to be some virus out there that can normalise Damien.

:lol:

Wow, Coventry which ended 2nd, never been 2nd in the entire campaign before.

Yep. They've had the highest average possession over the course of the season. They came out of nowhere to take it on the final day.

And if you look at the four teams top of the average position chart:

Leeds United (Promoted)
Ipswich Town (Play-offs)
Millwall (Play-offs)
Middlesbrough (Not promoted)

It is entirely possible that only one of those will be promoted.
 
Final stats for Division 1

Division 1

Goalscorers

Lionel Messi - Manchester United - 23
Cristiano Ronaldo - Manchester City - 21
Franck Ribery - Chelsea - 20
Karim Benzema - Aston Villa - 19
Radamel Falcao - Stoke City - 19

Assists

Franck Ribery - Chelsea - 20
Lionel Messi - Manchester United - 16
Alexis Sanchez - Aston Villa - 15
Gaucho Ronaldinho - Blackburn Rovers - 15
Rodriguez Pedro - Newcastle United - 14

Average Performances

Didier Drogba - Chelsea - 8.13
Andrey Arshavin - Swansea City - 7.83
Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Manchester United - 7.83
Hernandez Xavi - Liverpool - 7.81
Alberto Gilardino - Wigan Athletic - 7.75

Man Of The Match

Franck Ribery - Chelsea - 9
Karim Benzema - Aston Villa - 8
Robin Van Persie - Arsenal - 8
Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Manchester United - 8
Hernandez Xavi - Liverpool - 7

Yellow Cards

Fabio Coentrao - Tottenham Hotspur - 9
Gareth Bale - Tottenham Hotspur - 9
Moussa Sissoko - Bolton Wanderers - 8
Luis Gustavo - Wolverhampton Wanderers - 8
Gaucho Ronaldinho - Blackburn Rovers - 8

Red Cards

Georginio Wijnaldum - Arsenal - 2
Nicolas Lombaerts - Aston Villa - 2
Seydou Doumbia - Newcastle United - 2
Dejan Stankovic - Blackburn Rovers - 2
Kyle Walker - Tottenham Hotspur - 2
 
Cider

HAHAHAHAHA

Laugh all you like, Darlington.

My fans amongst you will know too well what I'm talking about. Confidence and excitement around my entire squad is at an incredibly high level, a notion supported by the fact that all but three of my entire squad, at every level, have been subject to bids and approaches from those of you who know your football. I'm not talking about cheat forumers like yourself, Trionz, I'm talking about proper football people who know my players and know exactly what they're capable of in the coming seasons. It's going to be funny looking at these other teams full of retiring statesmen in a couple of years and thinking back to a time when a few idiots thought that they were the teams to beat.

:lol:
 
Cider, that's a good attempt of hiding your embarrassment.

What have I got to be embarrassed about? A Semi-Final and a Final of the domestic cups, Semi-Finalists in the Champions League and Fourth place in the Premier League is more than satisfactory for a team in major transition such as we are. I don't see anybody else competing on all fronts like that...