Gaming The SM RedCafe League
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Zarlak: Accept my friendly challenge and I won't ask for Cleverley on loan again.
It's less effort for me to just click no. I'll log in and have a look.
Glad you accepted. I want to try out a tactic against a top side. And since cider looks like a paper tiger...
Damien 1990 was unable to prevent a Leeds United defeat to Manchester City.
Leeds United slumped to a 2 - 0 defeat to Manchester City in their The Red Cafe League Cup Round 2 fixture.
I'm very happy with that. The side I put out was very poor. Was expecting to lose by more.
Leeds United slumped to a 2 - 0 defeat to Manchester City in their The Red Cafe League Cup Round 2 fixture.
I'm very happy with that. The side I put out was very poor. Was expecting to lose by more.
For feck's sake! Knocked out of ANOTHER cup by a 3rd division side winning via penalties.
Through to round 3 of the cup with a 2-1 win over Colchester. Malbranque got sent off after 56 minutes as well but managed the win. Team didn't make any subs even though I have them set up or at least I thought I did.
Got a decent amount of money from that game too. Very happy all things considered
Beat Scunthorpe 4-1 with a much weakened side. My 75 rated player scored 2!
Messed up my subs somehow. Ryan Nelsen came on in the 60th min and was then subbed off in the 75th min.
Messed up my subs somehow. Ryan Nelsen came on in the 60th min and was then subbed off in the 75th min.
Won 1-0 against Blackburn. Good money too. Pretty happy with that. Just hope the squad recovers sufficiently.
Who do I play next? Or when does it get drawn?
Forest away for my next cup game. Beat them in the league, hope to do the same again.
Check your schedule.
Away to Burnley. Will probably lose.
Actually Preston have only won 1 away match and that was against Rochdale. Will definitely lose.
Form counts for feck all in this game, my last 2 games I've won 3-0 and 4-0. Doesn't mean I won't get tonked by Newcastle tomorrow.
What the feck kinda tactics did you try to pull? Your team were a fecking shambles and needless to say you shat a brick when facing the bigger boys.
He played like this until the 60min mark:
Seriously, wft?!
On the hour he made some feeble attempt to attack me which was utterly pointless after the above bollocks.
His team acheived ratings of: 5, 6, 7, 5, 6, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6, 6
You're very happy with that, are you, Damien? It was fecking pathetic. You tried to play me with your crappy mindgames and failed miserably, all I had to do was to sit back and watch as your entire outfield sprinted in a state of outright terror into the back of their own goal like a bunch of retarded chicken-rabbit-bitches. You're shit.
Oh feck. I meant to be defensive throughout the whole match. There was no way in a trillion years I was gonna win this and I knew that. I prefer losing 2-0 to a side featuring players like Neuer than 10-0.
4-1 win against West Brom
I forgot to rotate though so a few of my players are fecked for the next league game.
I forgot to rotate though so a few of my players are fecked for the next league game.
Another Premier League scalp for Watford tonight, beat Wigan 3-2 away from home. Not performing too good in the league lately, but the cup seems to motivate my mediocre squad somewhat.
Easy 2-0 win away to AFC Wimbeldon. 'Boro are up for the cup!
Away to Manchester City in the next round?? bring it on!
I'll show Damo how you play against a Premiership side...
I'll show Damo how you play against a Premiership side...
3-0 vs Aldershot. Who's next?
What the feck kinda tactics did you try to pull? Your team were a fecking shambles and needless to say you shat a brick when facing the bigger boys.
He played like this until the 60min mark:
Seriously, wft?!
On the hour he made some feeble attempt to attack me which was utterly pointless after the above bollocks.
His team acheived ratings of: 5, 6, 7, 5, 6, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6, 6
You're very happy with that, are you, Damien? It was fecking pathetic. You tried to play me with your crappy mindgames and failed miserably, all I had to do was to sit back and watch as your entire outfield sprinted in a state of outright terror into the back of their own goal like a bunch of retarded chicken-rabbit-bitches. You're shit.
The bus was parked by the looks of it. May have forgot the handbrake though!Yeah, that's why you lost, because you attacked a bit at the end. Nothing to do with the fact of you opening with the most ridiculous attempt at a defensive setup I've ever seen in my life.
Next time, don't try to blag me with your "Cider, why you no bla bla bla. I'm just gonna have to play my usual tactics now boo hoo" bullshit; I knew as soon as you posted it that you were gonna be trying to come up with some shitty special formation, you may as well have typed *wink wink* after it. I knew immediately that I could afford to rest practically my whole first-team and just set out with something patient and normal to achieve an easy victory whilst you loaded a number of guns and proceeded to shoot yourself in your stupid face a number of times.
You properly fecked up; don't give us that "I'm very happy" bollocks, you tool.
Cambridge United 0 - 11 Everton
What were you thinking Damo, incredible set up.
Its hilarious how seriously Cider takes these games though. Be it this or werewolf.
Don't worry Cider... you'll get a proper challenge in the next round, and a real representation of the quality that Division 1 has to offer.
ciderman9000000;11497888 You properly fecked up; don't give us that "I'm very happy" bollocks said:
Good look against Ronaldo, Busquets and Neuer. Though they only managed to scrape to a 2-0 win against my side so if you use decent tactics you should easily beat them.
I certainly hope so. I'm genuinely rooting for some of you lower leagues sides, but Damien has embarrassed Div2 today with his shambolic and pronounced ignorance of the tactical game.
FAO Damien
'Tell Damo he's a bottler for me will ya? He had a big chance for a cupset, but he decided to accept his loss. Shit management. What a ridiculous tactic to play. Bottler'
From BD.
'Tell Damo he's a bottler for me will ya? He had a big chance for a cupset, but he decided to accept his loss. Shit management. What a ridiculous tactic to play. Bottler'
From BD.
Ronaldo who'd just come back from injury and was sitting happy on 100%? Yeah, shocking that I played him eh!
You're quite right about the insane part though; your poor chairman is fecking insane if he keeps you in charge, bumbling your way through the tactics boards like a autistic chimpanzee on acid. Your players must be fecking pissing themselves laughing, at least, I hope so; you're so fecking terrible, the abject tragedy of your defensive advice to them may well prove to emotionally scarring for them to ever look at a football again without them each proceeding to puke up their own pelvises.
I may lose Damo, but I'll lose the right way.
Please refrain from calling Leeds United just "United" ever again... thank you.
Please refrain from calling Leeds United just "United" ever again... thank you.
feck him. I'm pretty sure he asked me advice a few weeks ago and I helped him then he shits in his hand and throws it in my face. I'll remember this if/when you get promoted BD!
What the feck kinda tactics did you try to pull? Your team were a fecking shambles and needless to say you shat a brick when facing the bigger boys.
He played like this until the 60min mark:
Seriously, wft?!
On the hour he made some feeble attempt to attack me which was utterly pointless after the above bollocks.
His team acheived ratings of: 5, 6, 7, 5, 6, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6, 6
You're very happy with that, are you, Damien? It was fecking pathetic. You tried to play me with your crappy mindgames and failed miserably, all I had to do was to sit back and watch as your entire outfield sprinted in a state of outright terror into the back of their own goal like a bunch of retarded chicken-rabbit-bitches. You're shit.
What the feck?FAO Tranmere Manager. I'll accept your loan bid for Willems, but am using him for the friendly tomorrow first.
That directed at me Cider?
"Choco, Gregoric, Planas, you're in defence. It's gonna be a tough game today so give it your all and play with your hearts, ok?
"Sure thing, boss, what do you want us to do?"
"Run over to Neto and hug him until the bigger boys go away"
"Sure thing, boss, what do you want us to do?"
"Run over to Neto and hug him until the bigger boys go away
"