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Southend Utd La Liga players

Prediction (and very optimistic one)

Name​
Current Age/Rating​
Prediction​
Actual Change (Age/New Rating)​
Yeray Alvarez24/89no change
Santiago Arias27/89no change
Federico Valverde21/86+2
Emerson20/83+2
Riqui Puig20/82no change
Ousmane Dembele22/91-1
 
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I'll wait until tomorrow before posting my Bundesliga reviews. If Zakaria really isn't rising, I've got some choice words for SM.

@green_smiley didn't know you could get players with a rating of 2. There is no way Dembele will get a -1.
 
Sabitzer not rising is yet another joke. His stats shits all over Brandt, Leipzig doing better than Bayern and yet Brandt rises and Sabitzer doesnt. :lol:

Even more of a joke given Havertz went up 1.
 
Stats aren't everything (Brandt has been involved in a ridiculous number of goals without getting the assist, a bit like Eriksen and Dele's goal yesterday... Eriksen didn't get the assist but he was key in the build up), and Brandt doesn't play for Bayern.
 
Damien said:
Stats aren't everything (Brandt has been involved in a ridiculous number of goals without getting the assist, a bit like Eriksen and Dele's goal yesterday... Eriksen didn't get the assist but he was key in the build up), and Brandt doesn't play for Bayern.
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Dortmund whatever, thats even worse. They're even lower down. 7 points behind and have been all season. Sabitzer shits all over Brandt this Season.

He's Leipzigs 2nd highest scorer and yet remains on fecking 90 rating.,
 
Damien said:
And Brandt plays as a deeper midfielder whereas I believe Sabitzer is more of a forward for Leipzig. In a fair world, both would have risen but hey ho.
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It's a joke when they rise Forsberg and Kampl last season and yet don't reward Sabitzer for doing the same when they've been even better this season. Yet they reward players much lower down in the league with worse stats. :lol:
 
Heatmaps - Sabitzer (winger with not great stats):

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Brandt (deeper midfielder with loads of responsibilities, plays everywhere and has a respectable contribution for his position):

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Damien said:
You're the one who said Brandt was 'much lower' down the league! When the review was done, the gap was something like four points and Dortmund were third.
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I can barely see Dortmund they're so far down the table while Leipzig stand proud as number 1, shitting on everyone else. Sabitzer their 2nd highest goal scorer with 11 goals and 7 assists. I won't bother posting Brandts, they're embarrassing and one of the reasons why Dortmund have been so shit this year.

But its ok, I own Sabitzer so naturally SM will shit on him like all my other players. Dickheads.
 
RedSky said:
I can barely see Dortmund they're so far down the table while Leipzig stand proud as number 1, shitting on everyone else. Sabitzer their 2nd highest goal scorer with 11 goals and 7 assists. I won't bother posting Brandts, they're embarrassing and one of the reasons why Dortmund have been so shit this year.

But its ok, I own Sabitzer so naturally SM will shit on him like all my other players. Dickheads.
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Fine, go into the Bundesliga thread and tell the Dortmund fans that Brandt is the reason they're doing so badly.
 
Top Scorers in Bundesliga:

Heatmaps - Sabitzer (winger with not great stats):
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Swivel on it @Damien :D

Looks like Thuram should get a rise tomorrow unless they've somehow decided he doesn't deserve an increase...?? So a little hope for Sabitzer and others not reviewed.

Lewandowski and Werner are so far ahead of everyone else in terms of goals, crazy.

Player​
Bundesliga​
Champions League​
Europa
Pokal​
TotalChangeRating
Lewandowski​
19​
10​
-
1​
30-96
Werner176-225+192
Sancho92-111+191
Gnabry​
6​
4​
-
1​
11+192
Sabitzer62-311-90
Reus9--110-93
Thuram62-210+288
Forsberg43-18-91
Coutinho
6​
1​
-
-​
7-94
Alcacer​
5--17-90
Volland51-17-89
Alario5--16-89
Harit6---6-89
Raman4--26+187
Serdar6---6+288
Hakimi24--6+290
Brandt22-26+191
Herrmann5-1-6-88
Embolo6---6+188
 
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Damien said:
He's been injured the last couple of month and, Werner aside, hardly any of their other players are higher than 90 rated so he was never going to rise.
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Fair enough, was hoping their league position and his performance till he played could get a sneaky rise. Embolo is still 87 too but that I'm happy with because it'd just complicate my rotation issues.
 
Damien said:
I'd say no, purely because 90 is the highest rating any Gladbach player has. Might get one at the end of the season as a special thing if Gladbach continue their form and finish in the top two, but 91+ rated CBs are fairly rare.
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It's a weird system they have, Gladbach are 2 points off no.1 spot, there shouldn't really be a cap. You're right they are stingy with defenders, was hoping Pavard would get a +1. Was also hoping for a Sule +1 but he got a bad injury :(
 
RedSky said:
Top Scorers in Bundesliga:



Swivel on it @Damien :D

Looks like Thuram should get a rise tomorrow unless they've somehow decided he doesn't deserve an increase...?? So a little hope for Sabitzer and others not reviewed.

Lewandowski and Werner are so far ahead of everyone else in terms of goals, crazy.

Player​
Bundesliga​
Champions League​
Europa
Pokal​
TotalChangeRating
Lewandowski​
19​
10​
-
1​
30-96
Werner176-225+192
Sancho92-111+191
Gnabry​
6​
4​
-
1​
11+192
Sabitzer62-311-90
Reus9--110-93
Thuram62-210-86
Forsberg43-18-91
Coutinho
6​
1​
-
-​
7-94
Alcacer​
5--17-90
Volland51-17-89
Alario5--16-89
Harit6---6-89
Raman4--26+187
Serdar6---6+288
Hakimi24--6+290
Brandt22-26+191
Herrmann5-1-6-88
Embolo6---6-87
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I have lost complete hope this review. Was one of the worst since I took over Forest. Dont think even 5 of my players have raised this time.
 
Manchester United Bundesliga players

Player​
Age​
Rating​
Club​
Prediction​
New Rating​
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David Alaba​
27​
93​
Bayern Munich​
No Change​
No Change​
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Joshua Kimmich​
24​
93​
Bayern Munich​
No Change​
+1 (94)​
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Jerome Boateng​
31​
92​
Bayern Munich​
-1 (91)​
-1 (91)​
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Leon Goretzka​
24​
91​
Bayern Munich​
No Change​
No Change​
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Julian Brandt​
23​
90​
Borussia Dortmund​
No Change​
+1 (91)​
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Jadon Sancho​
19​
90​
Borussia Dortmund​
+1 (91)​
+1 (91)​
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Nico Elvedi​
23​
89​
Borussia Monchengladbach​
No Change​
+1 (90)​
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Ibrahima Konate​
20​
88​
RasenBallsport Leipzig​
No Change​
No Change​
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Denis Zakaria​
23​
88​
Borussia Monchengladbach​
+1 (89)​
+2 (90)​
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Panagiotis Retsos​
21​
87​
Bayer Leverkusen​
No Change​
No Change​
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Ridle Baku​
21​
83​
Mainz 05​
No Change​
No Change​

  • Worse than predicted
  • Predicted
  • Better than predicted
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UPMR = United Player Minutes Ranking (out of 42)
CR = Club Ranking in their respective league

Disclaimer: Minutes only take the league into account. A few play in other competitions which might also be taken into account when SM do their ratings.

Merry Christmas to me.
 
Manchester United La Liga players

Prediction (and a very optimistic one)
Player​
Age​
Rating​
Club​
Prediction​
New Rating​
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Sergio Ramos​
33​
95​
Real Madrid​
No Change​
-​
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Toni Kroos​
29​
95​
Real Madrid​
No Change​
-​
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Antoine Griezmann​
28​
95​
Barcelona​
No Change​
-​
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Jose Gaya​
24​
91​
Valencia​
No Change​
-​
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Santi Mina​
24​
89​
Celta Vigo​
No Change​
-​
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Enes Unal​
22​
87​
Real Valladolid​
No Change​
-​
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Vinicius Junior​
19​
87​
Real Madrid​
No Change​
-​
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Ander Guevara​
22​
80​
Real Sociedad​
+2 (82)​
-​
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UPMR = United Player Minutes Ranking (out of 42)
CR = Club Ranking in their respective league

Disclaimer: Minutes only take the league into account. A few play in other competitions which might also be taken into account when SM do their ratings.
 
Leagues that have been reviewed

2016
  1. Romania (Apr)
  2. Croatia (Apr)
  3. Poland (Apr)
  4. Serbia (Apr)
  5. Denmark (May)
  6. France (May)
  7. Italy (May)
  8. Germany (May)
  9. England (May)
  10. Spain (May)
  11. Brazil (Jun)
  12. Australia (Jun)
  13. USA (Jun)
  14. Argentina (Jul)
  15. Japan (Jul)
  16. Colombia (Jul)
  17. England Championship (Aug)
  18. Netherlands (Aug)
  19. Turkey (Sep)
  20. Portugal (Sep)
  21. Russia (Sep)
  22. Ukraine (Oct)
  23. Belgium (Oct)
  24. Czech Republic (Oct)
  25. Australia (Oct)
  26. Croatia (Oct)
  27. Greece (Oct)
  28. Austria (Oct)
  29. Romania (Oct)
  30. Denmark (Nov)
  31. Poland (Nov)
  32. Scotland (Nov)
  33. Serbia (Nov)
  34. France Ligue 2 (Nov)
  35. Germany 2. Bundesliga (Nov)
  36. Italy Serie B (Nov)
  37. Spain Segunda Div (Dec)
  38. France (Dec)
  39. Italy (Dec)
  40. Germany (Dec)
  41. England (Dec)

2017
  1. Spain (Jan)
  2. Mexico (Jan)
  3. Colombia (Feb)
  4. Chile (Feb)
  5. Uruguay (Feb)
  6. Netherlands (Feb)
  7. Portugal (Mar)
  8. Japan (Mar)
  9. USA (Mar)
  10. China (Mar)
  11. South Korea (Mar)
  12. Argentina (Mar)
  13. Sweden (Apr)
  14. Brazil (Apr)
  15. Norway (Apr)
  16. Turkey (Apr)
  17. England Championship (May)
  18. Germany (May)
  19. France (May)
  20. England (May)
  21. Spain (May)
  22. Italy (May)
  23. Russia (Jun)
  24. Sweden (Jun)
  25. Belgium (Jun)
  26. Greece (Jul)
  27. Czech Republic (Jul)
  28. Switzerland (Jul)
  29. China (Jul)
  30. Austria (Jul)
  31. Denmark (Aug)
  32. Croatia (Aug)
  33. Poland (Aug)
  34. Romania (Aug)
  35. Scotland (Aug)
  36. China League One (Aug)
  37. English League One (Aug)
  38. English League Two (Sep)
  39. English Conference (Sep)
  40. Serbia (Oct)
  41. Australia (Oct)
  42. France Ligue 2 (Oct)
  43. Germany 2. Bundesliga (Oct)
  44. Italy Serie B (Nov)
  45. Spain Segunda Div (Nov)
  46. France (Nov)
  47. Germany (Nov)
  48. Italy (Nov)
  49. England (Nov)
  50. Spain (Dec)
  51. Brazil (Dec)
  52. Sweden (Dec)

2018
  1. Mexico (Jan)
  2. Uruguay (Jan)
  3. Argentina (Jan)
  4. Chile (Feb)
  5. Colombia (Feb)
  6. South Korea (Mar)
  7. Japan (Mar)
  8. Netherlands (Mar)
  9. Portugal (Mar)
  10. Turkey (Mar)
  11. USA (Apr)
  12. Russia (Apr)
  13. Belgium (Apr)
  14. Ukraine (Apr)
  15. Austria (Apr)
  16. Switzerland (Apr)
  17. Czech Republic (May)
  18. Greece (May)
  19. England Championship (May)
  20. Germany (May)
  21. France (Jun)
  22. England (Jun)
  23. Italy (Jun)
  24. Spain (Jun)
  25. Croatia (Jun)
  26. Norway (Jul)
  27. Sweden (Jul)
  28. Denmark (Jul)
  29. Scotland (Jul)
  30. Poland (Jul)
  31. Serbia (Aug)
  32. France Ligue 2 (Sep)
  33. Spain Segunda Div (Sep)
  34. Germany 2. Bundesliga (Sep)
  35. Italy Serie B (Sep)
  36. Scotland Championship (Oct)
  37. China (Oct)
  38. Brazil (Oct)
  39. Mexico (Nov)
  40. English League One (Nov)
  41. English League Two (Nov)
  42. France (Nov)
  43. Germany (Dec)
  44. Italy (Dec)
  45. Spain (Dec)
  46. England (Dec)

*Orange = review done
*Blue = review on-going

2019
  1. Argentina (Jan)
  2. Netherlands (Jan)
  3. Portugal (Jan)
  4. Turkey (Feb)
  5. England Championship (Feb)
  6. Australia (Feb)
  7. Uruguay (Mar)
  8. USA (Mar)
  9. Chile (Mar)
  10. Colombia (Apr)
  11. Russia (Apr)
  12. Belgium (Apr)
  13. Ukraine (May)
  14. Austria (May)
  15. Czech Republic (May)
  16. Switzerland (May)
  17. Germany (May)
  18. France (Jun)
  19. England (Jun)
  20. Italy (Jun)
  21. Spain (Jul)
  22. Japan (Jul)
  23. South Korea (Jul)
  24. Brazil (Aug)
  25. Mexico (Sep)
  26. Sweden (Sep)
  27. Norway (Sep)
  28. Denmark (Oct)
  29. Scotland (Oct)
  30. Switzerland (Oct)
  31. Greece (Oct)
  32. Croatia (Oct)
  33. Poland (Oct)
  34. Serbia (Oct)
  35. China (Nov)
  36. China League One (Nov)
  37. France (Dec)
  38. Italy (Dec)
  39. Germany (Dec)
On-going: Spain
 
Player Current ratingExpected change
Jan Oblak95 0
Sam Umtiti930
Gerry Pique940 (optimistic here)
Many Trigeous 900
Thomas Lemar910
Pedri Gonzalez73+2
Andre's Martin80+2
Martin Odegaard 88+2
Lucas vazquez910
Brahim Diaz
830
Anders Barrenetxea80+4
 
CrackersJr said:
PlayerCurrent ratingExpected change
Jan Oblak950
Sam Umtiti930
Gerry Pique940 (optimistic here)
Many Trigeous900
Thomas Lemar910
Pedri Gonzalez73+2
Andre's Martin80+2
Martin Odegaard88+2
Lucas vazquez910
Brahim Diaz
830
Anders Barrenetxea80+4
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Mikel Merino +1, 50/50 for +2. :)
 
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