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Had he retired, wouldn't he have been removed end of current SM season anyway?
 


As long as he doesn't get a - 1 that could be my left back sorted. Hopefully he'll replace the declining Kolarov.
 
RedSky said:
bicycle accident? Did some arse run you over?
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Missed this. Luckily I wasn't run over. I wiped out in the wet going too fast. Probably had bad tread on my tires. No helmet, so concussion - don't remember the actual accident. Now sat at home with 6 broken ribs and a broken shoulder blade feeling far too useless.
 
Dans said:
Missed this. Luckily I wasn't run over. I wiped out in the wet going too fast. Probably had bad tread on my tires. No helmet, so concussion - don't remember the actual accident. Now sat at home with 6 broken ribs and a broken shoulder blade feeling far too useless.
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Ouch. :eek:
 
Bruma to PSV
Vanheusden to Standard permanently
Embolo to Gladbach

Happy with all 3 transfers!
 
Congrats to City on winning the Super Cup.

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Now, on to the opening fixtures of the season tomorrow, where any optimism I may have had is disintegrated as I lose 3:0 to Arsenal.
 
For the first time since I can remember, I only had 2 shots on target in a game. Lost 2:1 to Arsenal at home. Definitely heading towards relegation this season.

De Gea (95)

Stones (91)↓ Ramos (95) Kimmich (93) Alaba (93)
Dele (92)↓ Kroos (95)
Eriksen (94)↓ Griezmann (95)➕ Sterling (94)
Mbappe (94)⚽⭐
​
Subs: Roberto (91), Boateng (92)↑, Kovacic (91), Brandt (90), Goretzka (91), Pogba (93)↑, Sancho (90)↑
Did not travel: Christensen (90), Gaya (90), Retsos (87)

Key:
⚽ = Goal
➕ = Assist
⭐ = MOTM
↓ = Subbed off
↑ = Subbed on

Next three games:
SGAG1: Lille (A)
MD02: Chelsea (A)
MD03: Bournemouth (A)
 
3:1 win away to Lille in the SMFA Shield.

De Gea (95)

Boateng (92)↓ Ramos (95) Kimmich (93)⚽ Alaba (93)↓
Pogba (93)↓ Kroos (95)⚽➕⭐
Sancho (90) Eriksen (94)⚽ Sterling (94)➕➕
Mbappe (94)
​
Subs: Roberto (91)↑, Stones (91)↑, Christensen (90) Kovacic (91)↑, Goretzka (91), Brandt (90), Dele (92)
Suspended: Griezmann (95)
Did not travel: Gaya (90), Retsos (87)

Key:
⚽ = Goal
➕ = Assist
⭐ = MOTM
↓ = Subbed off
↑ = Subbed on

Next three games:
MD02: Chelsea (A)
MD03: Bournemouth (A)
SGAGG2: Nice (H)
 
Manchester United real life transfers (Summer 2019)

Done deals
  1. Mateo Kovacic (25/91) to Chelsea
  2. Julian Brandt (23/90) to Borussia Dortmund
  3. Petr Cech (37/89) to Retire
  4. Eddy Salcedo (17/73) to Inter Milan
Rumours
  1. David de Gea (28/95) to Paris Saint-Germain
  2. Antoine Griezmann (28/95) to Barcelona or Paris Saint-Germain
  3. Kylian Mbappe (20/94) to Real Madrid (fat chance)
  4. Joshua Kimmich (24/93) to Barcelona
  5. Paul Pogba (26/93) to Juventus or Real Madrid
  6. Christian Eriksen (27/94) to Real Madrid
  7. Santi Mina (23/89) to Celta Vigo
  8. Vinicius Junior (18/87) to Real Valladolid (loan)
  9. Malang Sarr (20/87) to West Ham United, Borussia Monchengladbach* or Leipzig
  10. Sander Berge (21/87) to Benfica
  11. Kieran Tierney (22/87) to Arsenal or Napoli
  12. Enes Unal (22/87) to Fenerbahce, Galatasaray or Real Valladolid (loan)
  13. Dario Maresic (19/83) to Koln
  14. Ridle Baku (21/83) to Augsburg
*Le10 Sport say BMG have submitted an offer

Likely to move but nothing solid
  1. Jerome Boateng (30/92)
  2. Cengiz Under (21/89)
Ruled out a move
  1. Sergio Ramos (33/95) ("My dream is to retire here.")
  2. Andreas Christensen (23/90) ("I'm not wondering about my future now and I haven't done that for some time. I'm happy to be in London and, with the way the season has evolved, there's no reason to think about it any more.")
  3. Jose Gaya (24/90) ("I'm very happy at home, which is Valencia, and I hope to be there for a long time.")
Wish they'd stop bloody getting injured
  1. Panagiotis Retsos (20/87) (Retsos is "like a new signing")
  2. Konstantinos Mavropanos (21/82)
 
Southend Worst Transfer-Outs XI

GK: Becker Alisson [Everton]: From 87 to 94

RB: Thilo Kherer [Arsenal]: From 75 to 89
CB: Issa Diop [AFC Bournemouth]: From 80 to 89
CB: Caglar Soyuncu [Bristol City]: From 78 to 88
LB: Oleksandr Zinchenko [Liverpool]: From 80 to 89

RM: Carlos Soler [Aston Villa]: From 78 to 89
CM: Fabian Ruiz [Wolves]: From 83 to 90
CM: Rodri [Cardiff]: From 77 to 90
LM: Nadiem Amiri [Hereford]: From 83 to 89

ST: Diogo Jota [MKD]: From 85 to 88
ST: Dani Olmo [Plymouth]: From 77 to 86


Sub
Marcelo Saracchi [Everton]: From 77 to 86
Evan Ndicka [Forest]: From 78 to 86
 
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Loan Status (2 Jul 2019)

Div 1
  1. Manchester United - 4/5
  2. Arsenal - 7/8
  3. Manchester City - 6/9
  4. Liverpool - 2/10
  5. Newcastle United - 3/10
  6. Sunderland - 6/11
  7. AFC Bournemouth - 7/12
  8. Aston Villa - 0/12
  9. Barnsley - 4/12
  10. Chelsea - 1/12
  11. Darlington 1883 - 1/12
  12. Everton - 12/12
  13. Milton Keynes Dons - 9/12
  14. Nottingham Forest - 8/12
  15. Plymouth Argyle - 6/12
  16. Southampton - 0/12
  17. Wolverhampton Wanderers - 10/12
  18. Leeds United - 1/13
  19. Southend United - 13/13
  20. Middlesbrough - 13/14
Div 2
  1. Tottenham Hotspur - 0/4
  2. West Ham - 2/10
  3. Birmingham - 0/14
  4. Blackburn Rovers - 4/14
  5. Fulham - 14/14
  6. Norwich City - 7/14
  7. Cardiff City - 1/16 [1 < 75]
  8. Derby County - 0/16
  9. Reading - 0/16
  10. Sheffield United - 0/16
  11. Ipswich - 0/17
  12. Bristol City - 12/18
  13. Bury - 2/19
  14. Hereford FC - 19/19
  15. Mansfield Town - 7/21 [3 <75]
 
Manchester United Serie A players
  • Cengiz Under (21/89 +0): no change
  • Eddy Salcedo (17/73 +0): no change
  • Worse than predicted
  • Predicted
  • Better than predicted
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UPMR = United Player Minutes Ranking (out of 41)
CR = Club Ranking in their respective league

Disclaimer: Minutes only take the league into account. A few play in other competitions which might also be taken into account when SM do their ratings.
 
This really has been a piss poor review of Italy. One of the worst reviews in memory, so half arsed and they've taken ages to finish the fecking thing.
 
Manchester United La Liga players

Prediction (and very optimistic one)
  • Antoine Griezmann (28/95): no change
  • Toni Kroos (29/95): no change
  • Sergio Ramos (33/95): -1 to 94
  • Sergi Roberto (27/91): no change
  • Jose Gaya (24/90): no change
  • Santi Mina (23/89): no change
  • Vinicius Junior (18/87): no change
  • Enes Unal (22/87): no change
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UPMR = United Player Minutes Ranking (out of 41)
CR = Club Ranking in their respective league

Disclaimer: Minutes only take the league into account. A few play in other competitions which might also be taken into account when SM do their ratings.
 
Southend Utd La Liga players

Prediction (and very optimistic one)
  • Emerson (20/80): +2
  • Yeray Alvarez (24/88): +1
  • Mathias Olivera (21/78): +5
  • Nacho Fernandez (29/90): no change
  • Federico Valverde (20/85) +2
  • Santiago Arias (27/89): +1
  • Riqui Puig (19/78): +2
  • Ousmane Dembele (22/90): no change
 
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