The Redcafe Novel

Today's Update.... 10 pages now....

redcafe's spastic authors collective said:
Pinnochio stumbled across Lightening, Sol Campbell’s dildo, which practiced voodoo dancing, performed necrophilia everyday… well except for Sundays, and pished like a pimped out freak. However, photosensitive cells multiplied to form ponderous piles that squirt luminous saliva. The luminous saliva drops into KK’s bath water.

Alas, thunderous applause reverberated in the head’s of bald spastics and wankers, who wanked each other senseless, and, since attending the last wankfest, they have not stopped wanking. But now the wankers also wrote rubber poems while screaming, moaning, and whimpering.

Flabbergasted, she finally came over with Bruce Campbell who said “hell hath no fury like a women’s handbag”. She began by licking cucumbers sideways and swallowing whole cauliflowers and Brussels sprouts, then she meditated aggressively.

Is Penis-Head, the uncle of Cabbage-Face, for real? Unsure, Penis-Head began looking for FiercelyUniited’s anus because he smelled not unlike Les Battersby’s dogs’ booty. Seeing Hamsters on Top Gear, melons bounced upside-down, ultimately turning William Shatner’s cereal green. Suddenly, numerous Cyclops invaded Anfield wearing thongs and beanies covered with balloons.

The Republi k is gay!!!

Auntie may is also gay and ensures that Spiderman is felching and runs dehydrated. Crouch plucks, fecks, and sucks Jasonrh until he became extremely suicidal. This lardarse became extremely sweaty while fisting Marcos and his oranges.

During the biggest scouser Roller Derby, Homer blew Jasonrh amidst Spoony’s contorted creditors, who yelled “Gash Out!!!”. These creditors wanted to pay homage, but the homage never came.

Goat-Man once plucked pubes. Spastics, amidst tranquil translucent scenes, decided that if Einstein calculated velocity and sperm count, then divided it by Archimedes’ principle and found that, surprisingly, its costs were rising towards utopian, euphoric, eurovision nonsense.

Suddenly, a big spaceship cascaded over Jim Cuntinho’s grandma and vapourised numerous indigenous hostiles. Frigidity passed a microwave. Behold… massive tits were armed with dynamite and plunged headlong into Anfield to terrify Rafa shitless. This romantic gesture touched Rafa tenderly inside his anal cavity reeking havoc with his love for himself.

Meanwhile, down among scousers in Goodison, Carragher, Sylvester Stallone, and Queen Latifah began rimming themselves while masturbating profusely until they collapsed covered in elephant warts. Tomorrow Sol Campbell awaits penetration in his anus.
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Originally Posted by redcafe's spastic authors collective


Pinnochio stumbled across Lightening, Sol Campbell’s dildo, which practiced voodoo dancing, performed necrophilia everyday… well except for Sundays, and pished like a pimped out freak. However, photosensitive cells multiplied to form ponderous piles that squirt luminous saliva. The luminous saliva drops into KK’s bath water.

Alas, thunderous applause reverberated in the head’s of bald spastics and wankers, who wanked each other senseless, and, since attending the last wankfest, they have not stopped wanking. But now the wankers also wrote rubber poems while screaming, moaning, and whimpering.

Flabbergasted, she finally came over with Bruce Campbell who said “hell hath no fury like a women’s handbag”. She began by licking cucumbers sideways and swallowing whole cauliflowers and Brussels sprouts, then she meditated aggressively.

Is Penis-Head, the uncle of Cabbage-Face, for real? Unsure, Penis-Head began looking for FiercelyUniited’s anus because he smelled not unlike Les Battersby’s dogs’ booty. Seeing Hamsters on Top Gear, melons bounced upside-down, ultimately turning William Shatner’s cereal green. Suddenly, numerous Cyclops invaded Anfield wearing thongs and beanies covered with balloons.

The Republi k is gay!!!

Auntie may is also gay and ensures that Spiderman is felching and runs dehydrated. Crouch plucks, fecks, and sucks Jasonrh until he became extremely suicidal. This lardarse became extremely sweaty while fisting Marcos and his oranges.

During the biggest scouser Roller Derby, Homer blew Jasonrh amidst Spoony’s contorted creditors, who yelled “Gash Out!!!”. These creditors wanted to pay homage, but the homage never came.

Goat-Man once plucked pubes. Spastics, amidst tranquil translucent scenes, decided that if Einstein calculated velocity and sperm count, then divided it by Archimedes’ principle and found that, surprisingly, its costs were rising towards utopian, euphoric, eurovision nonsense.

Suddenly, a big spaceship cascaded over Jim Cuntinho’s grandma and vapourised numerous indigenous hostiles. Frigidity passed a microwave. Behold… massive tits were armed with dynamite and plunged headlong into Anfield to terrify Rafa shitless. This romantic gesture touched Rafa tenderly inside his anal cavity reeking havoc with his love for himself.

Meanwhile, down among scousers in Goodison, Carragher, Sylvester Stallone, and Queen Latifah began rimming themselves while masturbating profusely until they collapsed covered in elephant warts. Tomorrow Sol Campbell awaits penetration in his anus.


:lol: :lol:
Best instalment yet, brilliant
 
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