The Redcafe Novel

This week's update.....

redcafe's spastic authors collective said:
Resurgent after Cabbage-face’s death, Goat-Man and the community decided to vandalize the RedCafe by posting “SACK FERGIE, SELL GIGGS!!” repeatedly until gay prossies spray-painted propaganda over the scousers’ slums, that were infested. The bin dippers’ pie holes vanished in a manner beyond belief that was totally spastic.

Assistants, coaches, and local Caftards saw Ste. Michael’s lame eczema explode on RedCanadian, pickles, and a pint of Guiness. Drinkers, being quaffing loofers, sat with everybody around as they squatted like Dickie Davies on Wolfshead’s hairy ass.

Sol Campbell often rimmed spastic children. Originating from a point east of Ardwick were all things spastic and plastic, notably fake nose and glasses, while lopsided breasts were everywhere. Communists, like scousers, being queer and liking blowjobs from Richter’s sex slave who dribbled on balls, notably liked rimming Lola, the dairymaid, while shit-faces became arrogant.

Faggots were abusive. Jugglers spun womb-bombs precariously positioned above holographic databases. Mr. Diana Ross (aka Marcos) lambasted, lamb-kebabed, and flummoxed Gestapo children, while gesticulating wildly. Homophobic transsexuals thwarted heterosexual guinea pigs by combining drag queen ethics and moralistic dialogues before Jasonrh removed their balls without any assitance.

However, Goat-Man returned, chiding away teams playing “Kill Bill”, while their supporters gyrate provocatively over toasted-AIDS, metaphorically speaking of course. The disintegration of Goat-Man’s breasts provoked an angry Cnut-Goblin’s reaction. They sheepishly plucked pubes without hesitation.

Barthez used wigs instead of sexy pubes to play Hide and Seek, while Bazalini gunned everyone except Sir Redeyez and Sir Evil-Geko. Dame KK, the butt-clit and notorious Citeh supporter, was big enough for Livvie to barbeque with balls. Yesterday’s curry and today’s jambalaya sat tampering with tampons produced in St. Helen’s, which is near to Space Mountain.

Pangolins waddled arduously after brutally kicking and gangbanging Kenyon’s huge, bald butt filled with anal beads, which were roughly funneled through testicular warts with symptoms of syphilis.
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