Spoony sprayed vitriol and jizz on your spread willy.True to form, Noodle’s 10-incher retreated from your mum into your dad’s carrot filled rectum. Afterwards, ciderman9000000 and Noel Edmunds’ tintinabulations romped with bugger-bums. Afterwards, they spooned lovingly, whilst Rooney protested granny’s rights.
Meanwhile, Dr. Dwayne filtered through the shady pages of porno to find Noodles molesting giraffes, who also reciprocated. Then, Jesus smote his big catamaran whilst Ally McCoist masturbated over Sue Barber wearing PVC buttless chaps. Soonafter, the faceless cat-dog-monster exhumed carbon-dioxide from Stephen Hawking’s pile of manure. Suddenly, inflated blow-up dolls fired dildoes from Wrexham because Shevchenko had swollen balls. He inserted AIDS into Noods in monkey’s suitcases before Elvis left, his curious George kitten’s pussy licking Drogba and Mourihno. Jimmy Bullard complained furiously again.
Later they ballooned a life-sized Peter Kenyon head of boobies; however, knickers were pulled off, moist and pungent with “Wembly”.
Nevertheless, the motherfecker’s sold all the hamburgers without sexual tomatoes (boobies – Ed.) Rape was at the pinnacle of Mt. Fuji, cocks were in demand at Anfield but DJS wanted Turkish “uncles” massaging his quivering squirrels with lube, said squirrels made orgasmic pulsations slowly, whilst fingering murky Ethiopian butt holes. Islamic rapists, meanwhile, prowled Ipswich, as EspadaYdaga undressed Gerrard.
Suresh probes deep with flowers that insert up secret passages. Jimmy Osmund blows balloons, intending to amuse transvestite Norwegian pigs, as leprechauns at the whirlpool “Glazer” watched tenaciously. Kenyon, hoping to catch eels instead caught herpes. Burst silicone mammary taste, spilled forth occasionally on match days
Meanwhile, at Satan’s boudoir, Keely rubbed slippery baby oil moderately over her trifle and suddenly trffids sprouted around vines along with hairy moustachioed oranges depicting crucifixions. Phil Mitchell looked bewildered and pensive orphans, in sweaty Obi-Mikel buttocks, sat perched nervously as twitching Shittu, frantically screaming, ran manically towards Kenyon. Hartlepool, wielding monkeys, out-discriminates against midgets with ginger beer. Saddam was disembowelled by Smurfs, who gnawed thoughtfully upon Lampard’s and Drogba’s sickly ankles. Owls fecked swans resulting in Swowls. Dildos hurt prostitutes.
“Stop Bellamy’s sister” he thought. “Everybody’s excited…crazy cat-keepers.”
Meanwhile, peg-legged celebrity wannabe (Ed.) wank artist (Ed.) Heather Mills ( I won’t sully the good name McCartney – Ed.), hopped furiously backwards, searching for spuriously colossal life-forms chanting “Is it feck, Mourhino, is it, feck?”
Your dirty spastic son videos children daily. Wenger watched as Thierry Henry inserted his tiny dildo into Kanu. Meanwhile, Crouch, psychedelic and queer, fondled may dead ferrets. Hitler jumped on masturbated generals shouting, “Take cocaine intraveniously!”
Goat-man, breathing helium, squeaked “Goat-maaannn”
Cabbage-face never understood Goat-man.
Pleasure was encouraged by perverts. Abysmal Wenger slashed Ghandi’s sandals because he couldn’t afford to romp bisexually deranged iguanas.
Integrity is taken far too seriously on redcafe.net (now you’re writing my lines, feck! – Ed.) Geebs needs pixies brains to satisfy the Kippax Kid’s sheer lust. Spacehomos buggered Gerrard. Suddenly, Dean Windass found Noodlehair’s stump dildo nastily sticking between Alex Van Halen’s (I had to choose one –Ed.) testicles and buttocks, smelling dry and rotting like dead Diana. Charles felched everybody naughtily; “Cadbury’s got nothing on this!” he cried with glee. Gerrard’s love-fist ached from the slathered fluids of Jenna’s fanny-rash stubble.
Aneka Rice wanted Rebecca Loos beheaded because Jonothan Woss slobberdashed her growler. Gremlins metamorphisized. Mourhino called, “Look! There’s you, shitting over my bungalow.”
Viagara doesn’t help Stevie Wonder anymore so the artist sprayed paint over brewlio’s grandma’s big hermaphrodite penis. Murderers unleashed chinchillas into Hades. Unknowingly, said murderers stepped on fish flaps coated in cockjuice flavoured bubble-gum. Murderers of mole-people threads should transfer gimps & my knob into their mouths often;
ideways, backwards and upside down.
