Britney Spears eats shit from Des Lynam’s golden bowl, which is also filled with the urine of Redlambs mum. Britney also ejaculates over kangaroos and crocodiles, while hang-gliding. Meanwhile, Compton is gay.
Gayness precedes floccinaucinihilipilification, and people like Lurv, who think Hycool doesn’t look gay while doing the can-can. You must not give in to the motherf*cking gibberish Wenger spouts, while sucking lemons and fisting Senderos.
Also, the junction between red and blue flatulence pervades distant omniscient hovels. The blowing of the giant-sized penis left cock throbbing, bent indentations.
So, is Lippi, the pervert, wearing knickerbockers or pantaloons without a bra whilst pangolins rim Noodle?
Goat-Man did Weaste a favour by giving infusions of Oil of Olay to exfoliate his dandruff flakes. A long, slimy, foul-smelling, time ago lived Goat-Man’s father, aka Jumbo the Hedgehog shagger, who knew Arsene Wanker would be fondled by Vlad the Man-Nailer, often seen on television shows like “Cat & Mouse” and the new show called "Hi, I'm Vlad and I'm a Stupid Cnut!".
Cabbage-Face is stalking Vlad by rimming reindeer while clubbing biffos and monkeys. Elsewhere, we’ve seen plagues caused by “loopers” bumming Vlad whilst vigorously fisting him.
Lumpard mercilessly bum-blasted Vlad and stretched his anal-hole wide open until it bled vigorously over time, which caused havoc with a tornado-like fisting flatulence. A commodity of vile, cum-stain depleted detergent was stocked to deal with this havoc.
Mourinho is Vlad’s rimming buddy, which was riveting and interesting to ponder. The mass turbulences of Chelski were discovered with disturbed fetuses in a space inside of cavities dispersed without any thought given to a pig’s story.
Drogba likes it to be hard while reading spastic thread’s by Vlad.
Another thread involves the hairy Bazalini, the girlfriend of Vlad, aka “Vampiro Tamponi Spastico”.
Sheva almost died repeatedly during frequent anal-sex frolics with masturbating dogs when Lumpard ate both Godzilla and a “King Dong” dildo whole. Lumpard gagged provocatively whilst chewing gum, sticking needles into his penis and shoving dildos and butt-plugs inside of his nostrils. Robben then joined Lumpard, giving him a Brazilian bikini wax, but then slipped his cock into Fat Frank’s armpit and tickled Sheva. Robben then screamed “cnuty-mints” loudly.
Later Bouhlarouz howled, viciously revealing anal seepage. Wounded he climbed on the squirting grandmother of Cartman and Vlad’s lovechild. Goat-Man milked cattle while humming. Cows ferociously moo-ed, while rimming Transfer Muppet into submission, then left.
“For Feck’s Sake” is the cry of MarcosDeto, who specializes in sucking oranges through loopholes, enjoys munching, rimming, and butt-blasting.
Horses gathered around the orange tree. Drogba junior is clearly a bender just like Fabregas, who likes oily cocks.
Cabbage-Face and Ole Redknapp ate a pie, which made Fat Frank Lumpard’s stomach jealous, while Angelina Jolie fingered Marcos. Brad Cantona and Suresh got busy whipping eachother in a horny frenzy until blood started getting all over, then Mehro got involved with a powerful thrusting stroke up Suresh’s “Hershey-highway”. Suresh screamed, “Help…. Get this sucker out of me!!”. RedCanadian watched in disgust.
However, with penis in hand, frantic wanking erupted, scuffing watches whilst the viewing of penguins in Iranian territories occurred. Moses bemoaned after a role-playing session at Carrington Academy was cast-out towards Georgia.
Alas, the numpty-humpty was victorious in Ludo and would never be able to analyze vodka and coke. Ludo lost by Japanese chokehold.
Every fool has his gastronomic preferences when peeping through key-holes, largely based around naked indifference. Multitudes of Spartans decided to “turk” ants because of the myth that Vlad the Impaler impaled Scouse arses and castrated Renties, using a hacksaw despite screams of “Fabregas!!”.
Johnathan Woodgate withdrew his undersized unit after struggling to finish rogering Southgate and instead focused on tastling Viduka’s bottom-ring. Goat-Man screamed “Blue Murder….. Rim Me!!”.
