The Redcafe Novel

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However, Edgar Davids is still a cnut from Holland, who loves it when anal-beads are enjoyed when applied directly to Kenyon’s nasal orifice. Anyways, Craig-Felony ate putters, then wanked the drivers who cipped their teeth.

Gimps and chimps excel at being rimmed thoroughly by the Lord of Cum-Stained Stiffies. Bellendaminho arose limply across the districts of Narnia to overcome AIDS, which festered in Kenyon. Altogether with Leptospirosis and the lurgy, unbeknownst to most someone raised the flag of Moureen and said “The Special One” to the Taiwanese singing sensation, Cyndi Wang.

Drogba ate penis orgasms with the del-boy, Cock’d, then spewed through straws from the Matt Johnson Band, which killed Robben and then molested Lumpard, who rimmed Kenyon vigorously while he felched Mr. Belvedere.

“Alas”, cried Boro, then they lost.

Scousers lose lemons consistently, aghast, they wallowed with self-pity amongst festering feces. Amongst Citeh’s thieving lags, who can’t count even using beads, people limped while continuously gripping at their genitals whilst humming the Greek tune, "Ο ΠΙΟ ΚΑΛΟΣ ΤΡΑΓΟΥΔΙΣΤΗΣ”.

Rentboys are most common in places like male strip clubs where benders like bum-tickling up to a certain Robbo’s wave-length.

Goat-Man’s disenfranchisement resulted in riotous scenes of fisting and anal festivities that resulted in so much chaffing it caused bleeding through the ring of his anus. Meanwhile, Fat Frank Lumpard ate pies with cake, ice cream, and a pound of butter.

Pizza is frightening to pangolins and toasted koalas are chewy; whereas Walcott notches ring-pieces up Gerrard’s anus.

Drogba spat Hectic’s splooge, which just burned in his throat, causing excruciating pleasure in an odd way. As so many spam artists know, spam is bad, bad in a small, but good, way.

Spam was rare, which caused a chemical-reaction within Rafa’s anal tract. Which way would Drogba hit Sheva’s spam, during the period of time between now and April Fool’s Day.

Now was time where Cashley became a transsexual. Cheryl groaned like a ****** overdosing on grass and cock, which excited Marcos greatly. Cabbage-Face and Skralck plotted evily against Noodlehair, devising wicked plans to kill Cock-Robin, aka Suresh, using forceps and a big stick.

With great power, Jack Bauer thrusted anally into Noodles inner-sections, which then exploded into giblets and fluids, which were covered with maple-syrup that smelled like meadows. This was all done while Goat-Man watched the porn channel while wanking.

Goat-Man strikes without looking, hitting Cabbage-Face in the testicles resulting in the deployment of WMD’s once in a while.
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