The Redcafe Novel

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Hulk is going to cream them! Check out a recent Hulk issue Hulk number 457. Hulk and juggernaut just fought. Guess what happened? After Juggernaut threw Hulk a few hundred miles then Hulk threw a punch at Juggy that not only stopped him in his tracks but knocked him on his sorry ass!. Actually it knocked him on his back and pretty much ko'd. Also Hulk can lift millions of tons! Once he supported 350 billion tons of rock! or he carried an island with mountains on it. Or in 455 or 456 he THREW (very easily) a multi million ton pyramid! he also can throw a punch at super speed. he can punch at mach3! Also don't forget his super fast healing factor you forgot to mention. One time he got 90% (900 pounds) melted off (he was like a skeleton with a little meat) and he grew it back in a matter of seconds! doomsday and Juggernaut can keep pounding on him but he will heal it in a matter of seconds! Some more feats include pulling together a crack in the planet (he nearly pulled the planet together) And breaking Dr. Strange's mystic bands of cyrotak that held the mighty galactus! Once he even destroyed The Eternal Flame Of Life, a weapon that could destroy and stand up to the celestials who are SUPER powerful! And when he cracked Onslaught's armor. None else could do this. Not Thor not the Avengers, not the X-men. no one! I could keep going on and on but I think you guys get the point. Hulk is the mightiest mortal alive!
 
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