A toolbox would do tbh.
Gaming The RedCafe NBA Simulation 32/33 | Mid Season Update | Everyone is getting old, but some people are even older | BasketballGM
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I'm wondering if I should let you guys break your contracts after a while. Like if you've spent 2-3 full seasons somewhere, you can leave? It's God Mode after all, it'd be a shame not to use it. Also there's not really transfer fees, so you leaving literally just means your team can now sign someone else. Probably some other poor Cafite.
Do that for the second time around
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Agreed
Look at the successful players on good teams agreeing that it shouldn't be allowed.
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He doesn’t. He plays for the Nicks.
Just do Nene + JR + 2 1sts for hobbers already
Leave this turncoat where he is.
Nimic, we all miss you dearly.
He's actually stuck in Orlando.
He's living it up in some fjord, apparently.
Anyone else got 3 rings?
Lots of GOAT talk but not seeing the historical evidence.
Lots of GOAT talk but not seeing the historical evidence.
I’m being hamstrung.
06/07 All Star Weekend
All Star Weekeend - Part 1
Slam Dunk Contest
@BenitoSTARR again participating, but comes up short.
3-Point Contest
@BenitoSTARR, @Solius, @V.O., @Samid and @P-Nut are back for another edition. Kyle Korver is also here, and he beat the lot last time.
1st Round - 4 Advance
Kyle Korver: 28
Beno Udrih: 23
Tim Thomas: 21
What a start!
Now Samid and P-Nut need at least 28 to have a chance.
P-Nut is out! Samid, V.O. and Kyle Korver will have a tiebreak round to decide which two will advance.
2nd Round - 2 advance
Final Round
Not a great round, is Solius reclaiming his crown?
No! We go to a tiebreaker round!
Slam Dunk Contest
@BenitoSTARR again participating, but comes up short.
3-Point Contest
@BenitoSTARR, @Solius, @V.O., @Samid and @P-Nut are back for another edition. Kyle Korver is also here, and he beat the lot last time.
1st Round - 4 Advance
Kyle Korver: 28
Beno Udrih: 23
Tim Thomas: 21
What a start!
Now Samid and P-Nut need at least 28 to have a chance.
P-Nut is out! Samid, V.O. and Kyle Korver will have a tiebreak round to decide which two will advance.
Kyle Korver: 28
If Samid shoots 26 or better he's through.
He does! It will be Samid, Solius, BenitoSTARR and Kyle Korver in the 2nd Round.
If Samid shoots 26 or better he's through.
He does! It will be Samid, Solius, BenitoSTARR and Kyle Korver in the 2nd Round.
2nd Round - 2 advance
Kyle Korver: 25
Samid needs at least 27 now.
Samid is out, and it's Solius vs. BenitoSTARR for the title. It's making me all nostalgic.
Samid needs at least 27 now.
Samid is out, and it's Solius vs. BenitoSTARR for the title. It's making me all nostalgic.
Final Round
Not a great round, is Solius reclaiming his crown?
No! We go to a tiebreaker round!
All Star Weekeend - Part 1
Slam Dunk Contest
@BenitoSTARR again participating, but comes up short.
3-Point Contest
@BenitoSTARR, @Solius, @V.O., @Samid and @P-Nut are back for another edition. Kyle Korver is also here, and he beat the lot last time.
1st Round - 4 Advance
Kyle Korver: 28
Beno Udrih: 23
Tim Thomas: 21
What a start!
Now Samid and P-Nut need at least 28 to have a chance.
P-Nut is out! Samid, V.O. and Kyle Korver will have a tiebreak round to decide which two will advance.
Kyle Korver: 28
If Samid shoots 26 or better he's through.
He does! It will be Samid, Solius, BenitoSTARR and Kyle Korver in the 2nd Round.
2nd Round - 2 advance
Kyle Korver: 25
Samid needs at least 27 now.
Samid is out, and it's Solius vs. BenitoSTARR for the title. It's making me all nostalgic.
Final Round
Not a great round, is Solius reclaiming his crown?
No! We go to a tiebreaker round!
Rigged as always ffs
All Star Weeekend Part 2
All Star Teams
@P-Nut, @oneniltothearsenal and @The Cat return for the West. @altodevil and @reelworld would have joined them, but they are out with minor injuries. In the East, we've got @BenitoSTARR, @hobbers, @Solius, @V.O., @Samid and @Dr. Dwayne. Some firepower! Only a single Center, though.
All Star Teams
@P-Nut, @oneniltothearsenal and @The Cat return for the West. @altodevil and @reelworld would have joined them, but they are out with minor injuries. In the East, we've got @BenitoSTARR, @hobbers, @Solius, @V.O., @Samid and @Dr. Dwayne. Some firepower! Only a single Center, though.
It's the East!
I forgot the updated regular season standings. The trade deadline was just a few games ago, so not much is likely to have changed:
71k views is absurd, and it's absolutely going to my head. I imagine it's just altodevil and hobbers obsessively refreshing the thread, though.
Even if that accounted for 20k views it's still absurd
21 in that final round. What an absolute bottle job.
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All Star Weekeend - Part 1
Slam Dunk Contest
@BenitoSTARR again participating, but comes up short.
3-Point Contest
@BenitoSTARR, @Solius, @V.O., @Samid and @P-Nut are back for another edition. Kyle Korver is also here, and he beat the lot last time.
1st Round - 4 Advance
Kyle Korver: 28
Beno Udrih: 23
Tim Thomas: 21
What a start!
Now Samid and P-Nut need at least 28 to have a chance.
P-Nut is out! Samid, V.O. and Kyle Korver will have a tiebreak round to decide which two will advance.
Kyle Korver: 28
If Samid shoots 26 or better he's through.
He does! It will be Samid, Solius, BenitoSTARR and Kyle Korver in the 2nd Round.
2nd Round - 2 advance
Kyle Korver: 25
Samid needs at least 27 now.
Samid is out, and it's Solius vs. BenitoSTARR for the title. It's making me all nostalgic.
Final Round
Not a great round, is Solius reclaiming his crown?
No! We go to a tiebreaker round!
Suck my shaft @Solius
It’s because this is brilliantly presented and really engaging. Genuinely have loved being a part of this. Credit to you @nimic
No I gave up about 3 seasons ago.
Sounds like your player did too.
It's like if Mbappe came to United.
Yeah, kudos to @nimc for making this so engaging.
Yeah wish I would have got in St the start be interesting seeing where I would have been drafted rather than stuck at the fecking Grizzlies
I am fancying the chances of a 4th ring.
It's not necessarily better. I've been stuck on mediocre teams since I was drafted. You really need two all stars to win championships
I'm beginning to picture your players when I think about you guys, I can't tell if that's good or not.
In most cases quite flattering I‘d say.
I look nothing like my player facially, but I am 7 foot 2.
Yeah I just went for a Klay Thompson vibe.
2007 Playoffs - 1st Round
2007 Playoffs - 1st Round
East: @BenitoSTARR and @Dan outperforming expectations with the Knicks, and even more so @sebsheep's Pistons. @Solius and @Skizzo make the playoffs with Orlando, but in 7th as last time. @hobbers rounds out the playoff participants, exactly where he was expected to finish. @V.O. was expected to make it, but barely misses out due to having a worse head-to-heard score (not even the results, which were even) than hobbers and the Nets. @Dr. Dwayne and @weetee weren't expected to make it and didn't, but got vaguely close. @Samid didn't get even remotely close with the Cavaliers.
West: only one Cafite didn't make it, and it was @reelworld with the Suns. He wasn't expected to make it, but then neither were @oneniltothearsenal's Supersonics and @P-Nut and @Stobzilla's Grizzlies, whose teams were expected to finish bottom of the conference. @altodevil and @The Cat nailed the top spots again, with similar records to last season. @Salt Bailly rounds out the top 3 with the Denver Nuggets - with a fantastic home record but a poor away record.
Important teammate injuries:
altodevil:
1st Round
In addition to the regular stats of points/rebounds/assists, I've added Field Goals (shots) taken and scored, to give you a better idea of how you actually played. I was about to ask if any of you actually read any of that stuff or if you just click down to the final spoiler and see the results, but I reckon I might keep doing it regardless. This might be the same part of me that used to run a football league in a notebook when I was a kid, with a full table for two divisions and fixtures that were resolved with dice.
I regret nothing.
We'll have two more Cafite match-ups in the 2nd Round! The Cat and Minnesota will face off against Salt Bailly and Denver in the West, and in the East we've got BenitoSTARR and Dan's New York up against Solius and Skizzo's Orlando. We've also got altodevil's Los Angeles up against Dallas.
East: @BenitoSTARR and @Dan outperforming expectations with the Knicks, and even more so @sebsheep's Pistons. @Solius and @Skizzo make the playoffs with Orlando, but in 7th as last time. @hobbers rounds out the playoff participants, exactly where he was expected to finish. @V.O. was expected to make it, but barely misses out due to having a worse head-to-heard score (not even the results, which were even) than hobbers and the Nets. @Dr. Dwayne and @weetee weren't expected to make it and didn't, but got vaguely close. @Samid didn't get even remotely close with the Cavaliers.
West: only one Cafite didn't make it, and it was @reelworld with the Suns. He wasn't expected to make it, but then neither were @oneniltothearsenal's Supersonics and @P-Nut and @Stobzilla's Grizzlies, whose teams were expected to finish bottom of the conference. @altodevil and @The Cat nailed the top spots again, with similar records to last season. @Salt Bailly rounds out the top 3 with the Denver Nuggets - with a fantastic home record but a poor away record.
Important teammate injuries:
altodevil:
1st Round
In addition to the regular stats of points/rebounds/assists, I've added Field Goals (shots) taken and scored, to give you a better idea of how you actually played. I was about to ask if any of you actually read any of that stuff or if you just click down to the final spoiler and see the results, but I reckon I might keep doing it regardless. This might be the same part of me that used to run a football league in a notebook when I was a kid, with a full table for two divisions and fixtures that were resolved with dice.
I regret nothing.
Los Angeles - Seattle 102-82 | @altodevil: 2/28/3 (0-1 FG) | @oneniltothearsenal: 19/13/4 (5-17 FG)
Denver - Memphis 90-88 | @Salt Bailly: 12/6/1 (4-9 FG) | @P-Nut: 26/1/7 (9-16 FG) + @Stobzilla: 5/9/3 (2-3 FG)
Minnesota - New Orleans 106-91 | @The Cat: 11/9/3 (5-9 FG)
Chicago - Charlotte 107-80 | @hobbers:
New York - Detroit 96-82 | @BenitoSTARR: 44/9/10 (17-32 FG) + @Dan: 14/9/5 (6-8 FG) | @sebsheep: 2/4/1 (1-10 FG)
Los Angeles - Seattle 100-84 | altodevil: 2/20/1 (1-2 FG) | oneniltothearsenal: 21/15/7 (9/16 FG)
Denver - Memphis 100-107 | Salt Bailly: 5/11/4 (2-8 FG) | P-Nut: 31/1/6 (12-21 FG) + Stobzilla II: 8/4/0 (3-3 FG)
Minnesota - New Orleans 110-103 | The Cat: 13/10/5 (4-7 FG)
Chicago - Charlotte 94-88 | hobbers: 23/10/10 (6-18 FG) (played through injury)
New York - Detroit 105-98 | BenitoSTARR: 33-11-12 (13-21 FG) + Dan: 18/9/4 (8-11 FG) | sebsheep: 9/2/2 (4-7 FG)
Milwaukee - Orlando 129-133 | Solius: 32/9/15 (12-26 FG) + Skizzo: 17/6/0 (6-14 FG)
Los Angeles - Seattle 101-94 | altodevil: 7/22/2 (2-3 FG) | oneniltothearsenal: 17/13/5 (7-15 FG)
Denver - Memphis 92-106 | Salt Bailly: 7/6/3 (3-6 FG) | P-Nut: 23/0/12 (7-9 FG) + Stobzilla II: 2/3/0 (1-3 FG)
Minnesota - New Orleans 109-117 | The Cat: 11/10/5 (5-7 FG)
Chicago - Charlotte 91-88 | hobbers: 20/7/13 (9-19 FG) (played through injury)
New York - Detroit 96-82 | BenitoSTARR: 26/10/4 (10-24 FG) + Dan: 15/7/1 (6-11 FG) | sebsheep: 2/8/2 (1-8 FG)
Milwaukee - Orlando 94-110 | Solius: 37/8/8 (15-21 FG) + Skizzo: 22/3/0 (9-11 FG)
Los Angeles - Seattle 102-76 | altodevil: 0/22/0 (0-0 FG) | oneniltothearsenal: 23/9/4 (8-18 FG)
Denver - Memphis 101-87 | Salt Bailly: 8/7/3 (3-6 FG) | P-Nut: 23/2/7 (6-14 FG) + Stobzilla II: 5/4/2 (2-2 FG)
Minnesota - New Orleans 83-94 | The Cat: 8/9/5 (3-8 FG)
Chicago - Charlotte 108-91 | hobbers: 17/7/13 (5-19 FG) (played through injury)
New York - Detroit 134-99 | BenitoSTARR: 34/7/7 (12-18 FG) + Dan: 7/5/3 (2-6 FG) | sebsheep: 1/4/1 (0-2 FG)
Milwaukee - Orlando 96-101 | Solius: 33/11/6 (11-29 FG) + Skizzo 13/7/2 (4-9 FG)
Denver - Memphis 111-80 | Salt Bailly: 11/11/1 (5-7 FG) | P-Nut: 24/0/3 (7-19 FG) + Stobzilla II: 5/4/0 (2-2 FG)
Minnesota - New Orleans 95-92 | The Cat: 16/9/4 (5-8 FG)
Milwaukee - Orlando 84-115 | Solius: 18/4/16 (6-15 FG) + Skizzo: 6/7/0 (2-5 FG)
Denver - Memphis 104-122 | Salt Bailly: 10/3/1 (3-6 FG) | P-Nut: 27/1/11 (8-22 FG) + Stobzilla II: 4/3/0 (2-3 FG)
Minnesota - New Orleans 110-104 | The Cat: 15/7/2 (6-9 FG)
Denver - Memphis 113-88 | Salt Bailly: 11/10/2 (5-9 FG) | P-Nut: 17/0/5 (5-15 FG) + Stobzilla II: 6/0/3 (3-5 FG)
We'll have two more Cafite match-ups in the 2nd Round! The Cat and Minnesota will face off against Salt Bailly and Denver in the West, and in the East we've got BenitoSTARR and Dan's New York up against Solius and Skizzo's Orlando. We've also got altodevil's Los Angeles up against Dallas.
Back to losing in the 1st round of the playoffs again 
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I modelled mine on a part of my body.
That'll explain the height
It‘s the nose, right? Knew it