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2032 NBA Final
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2032 NBA Final
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Preview
Minnesota Timberwolves
Philadelphia 76ers
Last 10 Seasons
Minnesota Timberwolves
Philadelphia 76ers
Last 5 Meetings
Minnesota 106-108 Philadelphia
Minnesota 102-105 Philadelphia
Minnesota 100-97 Philadelphia
Minnesota 141-113 Philadelphia
Minnesota 93-116 Philadelphia
Final
The 76ers take game 1! This one very much came down to shooting efficiency.
The Timberwolves strike back, by the smallest margins possible! The Cub's 4 fouls in 13 minutes makes it pretty clear what his job is in this series.
42 from LeBron to put Philadelphia back in the lead. Minnesota's massive lead in offensive rebounds was almost, but not quite, enough. The Cub had five of them.
A shooting disasterclass from the Timberwolves. Well, mostly Lil-Nut, but they simply can't win if he doesn't shoot much better than that.
46 from Lil-Nut! Of his 30 attempted shots, 23 of them were from beyond the arc. I guess that's one way of increasing your efficiency. It remains to be seen whether the injury to Caleb Foster will spell disaster for Minnesota's comeback hopes.
It's 3-3! Lil-Nut had a lot of points, a lot of fouls, a lot of turnovers and a lot of assists. The Cub... not as much. It no doubt helped the Timberwolves that LeBron James got into foul trouble much earlier than he should have.
Game 7, here we come!
Fifty two points! That matches Lil-Nut's highest points total ever, which he got in earlier in the regular season. The Cub doesn't have pretty numbers, but he was very much not on this team to provide the numbers - particularly not when Lil-Nut went off.
Congratulations to The Cub and Lil-Nut for winning their first Championships! At 39 (!) and 30 years old, respectively, it must feel great to finally get there.
The Cub might feel some measure of pride that his ring came with the Minnesota Timberwolves, the very team his father won his 3rd ring with, 26 years ago. The Cub has been the better player than The Cat in every way that matters - except championships.
For Lil-Nut it'll be the first championship in the family, despite his father's Hall of Fame career.
Playoff Stats
Playoff Leaders
@P-Nut @The Cat
Preview
Minnesota Timberwolves
Philadelphia 76ers
Last 10 Seasons
Minnesota Timberwolves
Philadelphia 76ers
Last 5 Meetings
Minnesota 106-108 Philadelphia
Minnesota 102-105 Philadelphia
Minnesota 100-97 Philadelphia
Minnesota 141-113 Philadelphia
Minnesota 93-116 Philadelphia
Final
The 76ers take game 1! This one very much came down to shooting efficiency.
The Timberwolves strike back, by the smallest margins possible! The Cub's 4 fouls in 13 minutes makes it pretty clear what his job is in this series.
42 from LeBron to put Philadelphia back in the lead. Minnesota's massive lead in offensive rebounds was almost, but not quite, enough. The Cub had five of them.
A shooting disasterclass from the Timberwolves. Well, mostly Lil-Nut, but they simply can't win if he doesn't shoot much better than that.
46 from Lil-Nut! Of his 30 attempted shots, 23 of them were from beyond the arc. I guess that's one way of increasing your efficiency. It remains to be seen whether the injury to Caleb Foster will spell disaster for Minnesota's comeback hopes.
It's 3-3! Lil-Nut had a lot of points, a lot of fouls, a lot of turnovers and a lot of assists. The Cub... not as much. It no doubt helped the Timberwolves that LeBron James got into foul trouble much earlier than he should have.
Game 7, here we come!
Fifty two points! That matches Lil-Nut's highest points total ever, which he got in earlier in the regular season. The Cub doesn't have pretty numbers, but he was very much not on this team to provide the numbers - particularly not when Lil-Nut went off.
Congratulations to The Cub and Lil-Nut for winning their first Championships! At 39 (!) and 30 years old, respectively, it must feel great to finally get there.
The Cub might feel some measure of pride that his ring came with the Minnesota Timberwolves, the very team his father won his 3rd ring with, 26 years ago. The Cub has been the better player than The Cat in every way that matters - except championships.
For Lil-Nut it'll be the first championship in the family, despite his father's Hall of Fame career.
Playoff Stats
Playoff Leaders
Whoops, was going to tag everyone in the playoffs since the stats are here:
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Nailbiter. Wonder if The Cub will retire at the top?
Let's fecking go
Congrats 
Incredible finals series
31/32 Season Review
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31/32 Season Review
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Awards
Combined stats
League News
Predicted top 10 in the draft
Draft Lottery
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Awards
Combined stats
League News
Predicted top 10 in the draft
Draft Lottery
1 player in the all league and all defensive teams and yet we got that ring baby!
Well played
Needed that steady guiding hand though didn't weWell played
2032 Draft and Free Agency
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2032 Draft and Free Agency
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First, let's honour a fallen hero, @Dan II. He didn't make the Hall of Fame, but I truly cannot emphasise enough how little that insane build should have worked. And you know what? It sort of did.
Free Agency
Not pictured: The Cub re-signed with the Minnesota Timberwolves, and reelworld II re-signed with the Chicago Bulls before the aforementioned trade.
Draft
Trades
I'm sure this will be fine. There's no way Cleveland can be as dumb as they used to be.
@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @weetee @Heine
First, let's honour a fallen hero, @Dan II. He didn't make the Hall of Fame, but I truly cannot emphasise enough how little that insane build should have worked. And you know what? It sort of did.
Free Agency
Not pictured: The Cub re-signed with the Minnesota Timberwolves, and reelworld II re-signed with the Chicago Bulls before the aforementioned trade.
Draft
Trades
I'm sure this will be fine. There's no way Cleveland can be as dumb as they used to be.
Thanks for the update.
Random Fact of the Day #1
weeweetee has 11 out of the top 100 greatest individual seasons in NBA history (mostly post 90s because of stat keeping).
weeweetee has 11 out of the top 100 greatest individual seasons in NBA history (mostly post 90s because of stat keeping).
wtf are Knicks are doing??
32/33 Season Preview
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32/33 Season Preview
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Power Rankings
Team Finances and Strategy
Preview
Players
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Still going strong? Well not strong but still going!
Daughter has been a disappointment.
Daughter has been a disappointment.
Teams
In descending order of Power Ranking
In descending order of Power Ranking
Teams cont.
Got a sneaking suspicion this is the Cavs' year.
A very old team where the best player's contact is expiring: what's not to like?
I think there must be some kind of special modifier for the Cavs here, because they make the absolute worst trades every single season.
There's more to come.
There's more to come.
It so sad to look at myself declining, and realizing I'm still younger in the game than in real life...
Still, on the best team in the world, even though we didn't win last year. Hoping that MJ and Kareem can help me get 2 more rings, that is the main goal now. 1 ring on each finger!
Don't know if getting AI was the best choice. In real life he was a pure offensive player with no defence, considering what we have might've been better to have a good defender. At the same time, another ball handler can never be bad
Still, on the best team in the world, even though we didn't win last year. Hoping that MJ and Kareem can help me get 2 more rings, that is the main goal now. 1 ring on each finger!
Don't know if getting AI was the best choice. In real life he was a pure offensive player with no defence, considering what we have might've been better to have a good defender. At the same time, another ball handler can never be bad
32/33 Mid Season
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32/33 Mid Season
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Cleveland is so bad
wow! Two Nil was into his 17th season with the Knicks, and reelworld II was into his 12th.
Standings
Dunk Contest
3 Point Contest
First win for weeweetee, in his 15th try!
All Star Game
Award Races
Trades
@BenitoSTARR @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @weetee @Heine
Cleveland is so bad
wow! Two Nil was into his 17th season with the Knicks, and reelworld II was into his 12th.
Standings
Dunk Contest
3 Point Contest
First win for weeweetee, in his 15th try!
All Star Game
Award Races
Trades
I'll be honest I've mentally checked out of this now but I appreciate the consistent updates @nimic you madman and it's been a great experiment. Feel free to retire my son if needed.
You'll stay in it until you're damn well ready to retire, and you'll take those alerts just the way I want you to take them.
I'm also mentally checked out, but I can't just end it here when you're all so old - and also in the game.
Think I'm the oldest and only getting started. (Leaching).
