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Gaming The RedCafe NBA Simulation 25/26 | Playoffs: 1st Round Done, 2nd Round next! | Basketball GM
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran are here to talk about a frustrating 2 points dropped at Crystal Palace. They then discuss the regeneration of Old Trafford. Finally, Nik is joined by special guest Michael Statham from the Football Oranje podcast - who gives us a more in depth look at our EL opposition FC Twente, and then runs through the (many) Dutch connections currently at United.
Putting up a casual 23/4/8 at 37 years old.
Wouldn't mind Golden State dropping to 8th if that'd mean a father-son duel in the play-offs.
Shows how much I was carrying Boston and these so-called good team mates.
shots been fired
Looking forward to another battle with Houston
Everything is fine.
@nimic since the experiment started: how often did the title go to the west? Think it was Chicago once or twice, Washington once and then Benito's NY crew and that's it, so like about 5times to the East and the rest to the West?
6 to the East. 76ers won one, as did the Nets with V.O.
So how's the tally in total? 16-6? Heavily one-sided, especially since it does look to stay that way for a while.
It's like 11-10?
Orlando, Toronto, Phily, Chicago, New Jersey, Washington all got 1. New York and Seattle got 2 each.
Seattle was West though. Didn't Benito brag about three rings? Likely made that up.
Completely forgot where Seattle is. So 13-8.
Is this correct @nimic? I don't trust hobbers.
Have you tried the OP
Oh yeah I forgot about Orlando.
Depending on «ownership» it should be some more for west in the next year.
Rockets really using alot of money on role players, and none expirint
Rockets really using alot of money on role players, and none expirint
2017 All Star Weekend - Update and All Star Game
2017 All Star Weekend Update and All Star Game
@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine
I split the all star update into two posts this time, for... reasons.
Standings
All Cafites being within 9 wins of each other is quite the new experience for the East. There are only 25-odd games left to play, but any one of you could conceivably drop out of or make the playoffs from here. It would be quite surprising if Two Nil and Dr. Junior didn't make it, after their good starts. Their recent form is less impressive, though. hobbers at least has a winning record since last time, so if that holds then he should make it.
SebJr was the biggest surprise of last update, but he's taken charge since then and slowly dragged Miami up the table. Can he keep it up and take them over the line? Skizzlet is trending the other way, unfortunately. Atlanta started well, but are now looking more and more likely to drop out. The same goes for Stobzilla II and BenitoSTARR in New York, except to an even greater extent. The Bucks have taken advantage of their collapse, and reelworld II is now is closer to the playoff than at any point after 2012 - when he last made it.
It's pretty clear that the West is now the significantly stronger conference. sontodevil on the Grizzlies and P-Nut and BenitwoSTARRLET on the Nuggets are just above the line here, while in the East they would be a single win behind the 2-seed. Of the two, sontodevil probably has the most to be worried about, as Dan II and Solius are both pushing their teams into pretty good form in a bid to make it above the line.
At the bottom it's a familiar story. The Cub and Dr. Dwayne couldn't maintain their "good" start, and Salt Bailly and Pepper Bailly never really got going. The silver lining is that both of their teams have their own picks.
At the top the Spurs Foursome (the Spursome) has taken a commanding lead, Lil V.O. and weeweetee are trying to keep up, but their very good form is not quite enough compared to the Spurs great form. weetee, on the other hand, is defying expectations by helping his Warriors up to 3rd. It's quite tight below, but 19-5 since last time and 8-2 in the last 10 is very good indeed. Western dark horse?
All Star Teams
The West is crazy young.
East
West
Is someone targeting our Centers?
All Star Game
The West wins!
@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine
I split the all star update into two posts this time, for... reasons.
Standings
All Cafites being within 9 wins of each other is quite the new experience for the East. There are only 25-odd games left to play, but any one of you could conceivably drop out of or make the playoffs from here. It would be quite surprising if Two Nil and Dr. Junior didn't make it, after their good starts. Their recent form is less impressive, though. hobbers at least has a winning record since last time, so if that holds then he should make it.
SebJr was the biggest surprise of last update, but he's taken charge since then and slowly dragged Miami up the table. Can he keep it up and take them over the line? Skizzlet is trending the other way, unfortunately. Atlanta started well, but are now looking more and more likely to drop out. The same goes for Stobzilla II and BenitoSTARR in New York, except to an even greater extent. The Bucks have taken advantage of their collapse, and reelworld II is now is closer to the playoff than at any point after 2012 - when he last made it.
It's pretty clear that the West is now the significantly stronger conference. sontodevil on the Grizzlies and P-Nut and BenitwoSTARRLET on the Nuggets are just above the line here, while in the East they would be a single win behind the 2-seed. Of the two, sontodevil probably has the most to be worried about, as Dan II and Solius are both pushing their teams into pretty good form in a bid to make it above the line.
At the bottom it's a familiar story. The Cub and Dr. Dwayne couldn't maintain their "good" start, and Salt Bailly and Pepper Bailly never really got going. The silver lining is that both of their teams have their own picks.
At the top the Spurs Foursome (the Spursome) has taken a commanding lead, Lil V.O. and weeweetee are trying to keep up, but their very good form is not quite enough compared to the Spurs great form. weetee, on the other hand, is defying expectations by helping his Warriors up to 3rd. It's quite tight below, but 19-5 since last time and 8-2 in the last 10 is very good indeed. Western dark horse?
All Star Teams
The West is crazy young.
East
West
Is someone targeting our Centers?
All Star Game
The West wins!
Holy shit I still got a call-up
All-stars are corrupt anyway...
2017 All Star Weekend Slam Dunk and 3 Point Contest
@Solius @hobbers @Skizzo @P-Nut @reelworld @sebsheep @BenitoSTARR @Dan @weetee
Slam Dunk Contest
Three Cafites? It's spoiler time!
There are 2 Rounds, with two players advancing from Round 1. Everyone has two dunks per round, with three attempts to make it each dunk. Maximum of 50 points per dunk.
3 Point Contest
It's a first: every single player is a Cafite! Solius is back to show the kids (and P-Nut) how it's done. He's as old as weeweetee and BenitwoSTARRLET combined.
There are so many of you that the stacked spoilers are probably going to make it hell to read on mobile. I could just not do the stacked spoilers, or not do the screenshots, but compromise is for the weak. You just better hope there won't be any tiebreaks...!
1st Round - 4 advance
SebJr is out.
Nobbers is out.
It's going to be reelworld II, BenitwoSTARRLET, Dan II and Solius in the 2nd Round! A very high-scoring 1st Round indeed.
2nd Round - 2 advance
Final Round
We have a new winner! reelworld II was presumably tired from shooting 100 three pointers before the final round, so Dan II got the better of him!
@Solius @hobbers @Skizzo @P-Nut @reelworld @sebsheep @BenitoSTARR @Dan @weetee
Slam Dunk Contest
Three Cafites? It's spoiler time!
There are 2 Rounds, with two players advancing from Round 1. Everyone has two dunks per round, with three attempts to make it each dunk. Maximum of 50 points per dunk.
Sonius: 50
Nobbers: 17
Kevin Durant: 50
Skizzlet: 33
Sonius: 0 (total 50)
Nobbers: 48 (total 65)
Kevin Durant: 37 (total 87)
Skizzlet: 32 (total 65)
Of course there's a draw when you guys are involved. Time for one more dunk to decide if Nobbers or Skizzlet get to go against Kevin Durant!
Of course there's a draw when you guys are involved. Time for one more dunk to decide if Nobbers or Skizzlet get to go against Kevin Durant!
Nobbers: 48
Skizzlet: 0
Nobbers it is!
Nobbers it is!
Nobbers: 50
Kevin Durant: 33
Nobbers: 24 (total 74)
Nobbers needs Kevin Durant to score 40 or lower to win!
Nobbers needs Kevin Durant to score 40 or lower to win!
Kevin Durant: 38 (total 71)
Nobbers is the new Slam Dunk Champion!
Nobbers is the new Slam Dunk Champion!
3 Point Contest
It's a first: every single player is a Cafite! Solius is back to show the kids (and P-Nut) how it's done. He's as old as weeweetee and BenitwoSTARRLET combined.
There are so many of you that the stacked spoilers are probably going to make it hell to read on mobile. I could just not do the stacked spoilers, or not do the screenshots, but compromise is for the weak. You just better hope there won't be any tiebreaks...!
1st Round - 4 advance
SebJr is out.
Nobbers is out.
It's going to be reelworld II, BenitwoSTARRLET, Dan II and Solius in the 2nd Round! A very high-scoring 1st Round indeed.
2nd Round - 2 advance
I clicked next too soon, but Solius shot 25
Tiebreak it is, between reelworld II, Solius and BenitwoSTARRLET. Never mind the All Star Update - if we have too many of these I literally can't fit the 3 Point Contest itself in a single post.
29 is great, so long as reelworld II doesn't shoot 29 as well!
Motherfecker. This is going to be completely unreadable on mobile, and it's all your fault.
If reelworld shoots 24 and puts us in another tiebreak, I am deleting him.
Tiebreak it is, between reelworld II, Solius and BenitwoSTARRLET. Never mind the All Star Update - if we have too many of these I literally can't fit the 3 Point Contest itself in a single post.
29 is great, so long as reelworld II doesn't shoot 29 as well!
Motherfecker. This is going to be completely unreadable on mobile, and it's all your fault.
If reelworld shoots 24 and puts us in another tiebreak, I am deleting him.
reelworld: 27 <- Yes I removed the picture to get within the 20 picture limit.
Oh thank god. It's reelworld II vs Dan II in the Final Round.
Oh thank god. It's reelworld II vs Dan II in the Final Round.
Final Round
We have a new winner! reelworld II was presumably tired from shooting 100 three pointers before the final round, so Dan II got the better of him!
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Wait how the feck do you score 0/50 after getting 50 the first time?
HowWhy is a turd who only played 17 minutes getting mvp.
Also, I gave Nobbers 36 on dunks to start off with. Suck on that Durant.
All star team, "competing" in the 3 point competition.
Could never have dreamed this for the kid.
Could never have dreamed this for the kid.
Seeing those pics next to each other makes you wonder if Hobbers and BenitoStarr had a romantic encounter which resulted in BenitwoStarlett.
It looks fishy indeed, maybe BenitwoStarlett aint the first lady in the game?
It's obvious that Benitwo is using greenface and should be cancelled.
BenitoTwo also looks like they've lied about their age. Dan hahaha
Since the end of the season is approaching, and with it awards, I took a look at what the MVP and Defensive Player of the Year would look like if Kevin Durant (6 last MVP) and altodevil (19 DPOY) didn't exist.
MVPs without Durant would have been:
2011: P-Nut
2012: P-Nut
2013: Josh Smith (and then hobbers)
2014: Josh Smith (and then hobbers)
2015: Josh Smith (and then hobbers)
2016: sontodevil
DPOYs without altodevil would have been:
1997: Kevin Garnett
1998: Shaq
1999: oneniltothearsenal
2000: hobbers
2001: oneniltothearsenal
2002: hobbers
2003: Vince Carter (and then oneniltothearsenal)
2004: hobbers
2005: Andrei Kirilenko
2006: hobbers
2007: hobbers
2008: hobbers
2009: hobbers
2010: BenitoSTARR
2011: hobbers
2012: The Cub
2013: Kevin Durant (and then The Cub)
2014: sontodevil
2016: sontodevil
MVPs without Durant would have been:
2011: P-Nut
2012: P-Nut
2013: Josh Smith (and then hobbers)
2014: Josh Smith (and then hobbers)
2015: Josh Smith (and then hobbers)
2016: sontodevil
DPOYs without altodevil would have been:
1997: Kevin Garnett
1998: Shaq
1999: oneniltothearsenal
2000: hobbers
2001: oneniltothearsenal
2002: hobbers
2003: Vince Carter (and then oneniltothearsenal)
2004: hobbers
2005: Andrei Kirilenko
2006: hobbers
2007: hobbers
2008: hobbers
2009: hobbers
2010: BenitoSTARR
2011: hobbers
2012: The Cub
2013: Kevin Durant (and then The Cub)
2014: sontodevil
2016: sontodevil
hobbers really did have bad luck.
That said. Bottled his finals when they came, so...
That said. Bottled his finals when they came, so...
Did I even make the playoffs in 11 & 12?
11 yes. 38-44 record, lost 3-4 to Portland in the 1st round.