Sorry, forgot I was a god
Gaming The RedCafe NBA Simulation 2025 | [...] are NBA Champions! | Basketball GM
- Thread starter nimic
- Start date
What a miserable conference
I might have to shut down this experiment prematurely, I don't think the Caf can handle the ego you're currently incubating.
All gods must die
nimic cycling through 14 million simulations of these playoffs to find one in which the Lakers leave without a ring (there isn't one)
He can drop all your stats easy enoughnimic cycling through 14 million simulations of these playoffs to find one in which the Lakers leave without a ring (there isn't one)
The league will know that free men stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and before this season was over, even a god-king can bleed.
09/10 Playoffs - Conference Finals
09/10 Playoffs - Conference Finals
It's a Cafite playoff! Who will get to face the winner of the Washington Wizards or the Chicago Bulls?
@altodevil @P-Nut
It's a Cafite playoff! Who will get to face the winner of the Washington Wizards or the Chicago Bulls?
@altodevil @P-Nut
Los Angeles 108-95 Memphis | altodevil: 4/25/0 | P-Nut: 19/1/13
Los Angeles 102-88 Memphis | altodevil: 2/11/0 (injured) | P-Nut: 24/0/10
Los Angeles 118-108 Memphis | altodevil: 3/20/1 (playing injured) | P-Nut: 27/1/15
Los Angeles 112-102 Memphis | altodevil: 6/25/3 (playing injured) | P-Nut: 38/3/10
P-Nut: 35.1 GameScore
12 other players who got playing time for the Grizzlies combined: 42.8 GameScore
This will be the first time since 2004 that altodevil faces a team with a better regular season record in the playoffs! The last time it happened was against the hobbers San Antonio Spurs, and altodevil got swept 4-0. Will he do better?
P-Nut: 35.1 GameScore
12 other players who got playing time for the Grizzlies combined: 42.8 GameScore
This will be the first time since 2004 that altodevil faces a team with a better regular season record in the playoffs! The last time it happened was against the hobbers San Antonio Spurs, and altodevil got swept 4-0. Will he do better?
Am I still injured?
Nope
Oh god he won't shut up if he wins.
You could always scouse-purge him.
This is my last year of contract right?
Inb4 I go to an ever shitter team
It has minor league teams?
I can already reveal that barring draft and trades, only the following teams could have at least $16 million available for next season (if they don't re-sign any expiring contracts):
- New Orleans Hornets ($17m 38-44 league record)
- Portland Trailblazers ($23m 53-29)
- Memphis Grizzlies (obviously, $34m 53-29)
- Orlando Magic (also obviously, $24m 32-50)
- Oklahoma City Thunder ($38m 33-49)
- Sacramento Kings ($33m 28-54)
- Phoenix Suns ($17m 35-47)
- Los Angeles Clippers ($20m 43-39)
- Boston Celtics ($16m 45-37)
- Philadelphia ($34m 47-35)
- Cleveland Cavaliers ($21m 42-40)
Some other players with expiring contracts are Kevin Durant and Nene (@altodevil's teammate), but both will definitely re-sign. Other than that there are mostly some very old players or good rookies, so probably not a lot to stand in either of your ways.
Nene is a legend in his own right
It could be me.
Greatest player of his generation begging for help. How sad.
If anyone wants to retire this season and hasn't already done so, let me know ASAP and create your reincarnation.
2010 NBA Finals
2010 NBA Finals
altodevil has three-peated! I genuinely thought it was over for him at 2-3, but the Wizards let the Lakers back into it - and this is the result. Who can stop his reign?
Playoff stats
Up next:: Season Review
altodevil has three-peated! I genuinely thought it was over for him at 2-3, but the Wizards let the Lakers back into it - and this is the result. Who can stop his reign?
Playoff stats
Up next:: Season Review
Ffs
Grats.
Can we thread ban him?
Looking into it.
I forgot to tag everyone in the playoffs for their stats, so: @weetee @hobbers @altodevil @V.O. @Stobzilla @P-Nut @BenitoSTARR
Probably the finest 7 game series ever played. Durant a worth adversary and will be who I pass my crown to eventually.
Not yet though. History still to be written.
Not yet though. History still to be written.
Alto perfected the destruction of the game. Mission accomplished.
Also, I should take way more shots.
Also, I should take way more shots.
retire this season and have a new player for next. I posted my stat on the sign up thread
09/10 Season Review
09/10 Season Review
altodevil has won his 4th title, a RedCafe record. He's also got three in a row.
Not much new in the League Teams, so I won't bother listing them this time. The only difference is that some new non-Cafites have started pushing Cafites out of the teams.
BenitoSTARR wins yet another MVP award, his 5th! No points for guessing who won Defensive Player of the Year, and not just because I am posting this below the picture showing who won Defensive Player of the Year. I guess Defence really does win games.
Season stats (@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)
Statistical feats
Up next: Draft and Free Agency
altodevil has won his 4th title, a RedCafe record. He's also got three in a row.
Not much new in the League Teams, so I won't bother listing them this time. The only difference is that some new non-Cafites have started pushing Cafites out of the teams.
BenitoSTARR wins yet another MVP award, his 5th! No points for guessing who won Defensive Player of the Year, and not just because I am posting this below the picture showing who won Defensive Player of the Year. I guess Defence really does win games.
Season stats (@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)
Statistical feats
Up next: Draft and Free Agency
- Joined
- Sep 1, 2015
- Messages
- 17,287
- Supports
️
Who has the most MVPs now?09/10 Season Review
altodevil has won his 4th title, a RedCafe record. He's also got three in a row.
Not much new in the League Teams, so I won't bother listing them this time. The only difference is that some new non-Cafites have started pushing Cafites out of the teams.
BenitoSTARR wins yet another MVP award, his 5th! No points for guessing who won Defensive Player of the Year, and not just because I am posting this below the picture showing who won Defensive Player of the Year. I guess Defence really does win games.
Season stats (@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)
Statistical feats
Up next: Draft and Free Agency
Of the Cafites? You've had the most for a while. hobbers has two, Solius has one.
"weetee made a game-winning basket with 6.7 seconds remaining in a 102-100 win over the almighty Wizards" <- wish I could see the replay there.
You gave so much in that one that you were immediately sidelined by back spasms for a week after.
- Joined
- Sep 1, 2015
- Messages
- 17,287
- Supports
- ️
Finally let’s get out of this shithole.
I feel you brother. No doubt my contract will run out and I'll re-sign again