Aquaman
It's not bad, one of the better DCEU ones but that's not saying much. The humour was cringe. Visually stunning and very ambitious. Don't think the actor can lead a movie. Met James Wan after the movie so was giddy like a child. A step in the right direction 6/10
I've been working on a scientific formula for watching films and I think it's now complete. It's this; if Jason Momoa is in it then it's most likely not very good. I call it the Jason Momoa is crap theory.
I've been on something of a late 80's/early 90's movie binge recently. I didn't intend to be, it just kind of happened.
Crocodile Dundee
Still great and I'll still roundhouse anyone that says it isn't. It's a fun enjoyable romp about a man that likes to shit in bushes going to New York.
8/10
The Princess Bride
Speaking of fun enjoyable romps. Cary Elwes at his best, which probably isn't much of an advertisement really. A good, clever film that's aged well.
9/10
Willow
It's not great, but it's not terrible either. Joanne Whalley may have been the woman that first sparked the fires of my desire back in the day. Which is a bit of a startling realisation and makes me feel old. It's just kind of middle of the road fantasy with some nice ideas. At least it didn't have Jason Momoa.
6/10
Bram Stoker's Dracula
Half of it looks like a weird play. Bits of it have Keanu Reeves and Wynona Ryder doing English accents. Most of it is weird. The vast majority of it is shit. Some of it looks like an old Disney cartoon. Gary Oldman is completely over the top, but it kind of works. Anthony Hopkins appears to be in a comedy that no one else is participating in. Which is their problem, not his. Cary Elwes was in it.
3/10
Night of the Living Dead (The early 90's Tom Savini version)
I loved this when I was a kid, now I see some of the acting was completely over the top crap. But it still has a charm to it and still holds a place in my zombie loving heart. It's enthusiastically shit in a way that just works. You can totally see that woman's nipples too. Yoyos! You bunch of yoyos! It uses yoyo as an insult, what's not to love?
9/10
Fractured
Not from the early 90's or late 80's! It's from like 2016 or some other nebulous post 2010 year, they are all the same really. It's recent. It's also quite good. It's about a couple that go to an old house in the English countryside and become the victims of sinister forces. It's a horror and I can really say no more for it would spoil the fun. Worth a watch if you fancy a horror and have nothing else to watch. No one get's called a yoyo which is a minus. No Carey Elwes, which gets it neither a plus nor a minus. No Jason Momoa is a plus. It might have been a lot funnier if the leads were Keanu Reeves and Wynona Ryder reprising their English accents. Alas it's just an enjoyable horror film.
7/10