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Surprised you didn't like it Schwein, I thought it was quite good. Not the best film ever, but a solid effort especially considering it was the director's (a woman, as well) first film.
I normally enjoy body horror and the like, this one was just paced waaay too slow for my liking and not enough of anything to truly make it memorable. But didn't know it was a debut, in which case I would be more forgiving, bringing it up to a 4
 
It Comes At Night
A man has to look after his family as an unknown virus threatens their safety. He is pedantic in his safety measures, which go out the window when a family looking for help are brought in. I can see why people felt screwed over by this film after watching the trailer but luckily for me, I don't watch horror film trailers so I absolutely loved this. It's the kind of suspenseful/psychological horror that I lust for and hardly ever get. Had a Shining feel to it with the claustrophobic camera work, using tons of close ups and slow zooms/pans. The acting was on point and I urge people to give this a go 8.5/10

Great recommendation, thanks man.
 
It Comes At Night is also barely a horror to be fair, it's more a thriller if anything...

I quite like it, my wife hated it.
 
The Meetings of Anna - After having seen a couple of Chantal Akerman's films, this is the first one that has really hit home for me. I thought it was a brilliant and honest depiction of detached lonely souls across Europe.

Nobody Knows - I really liked the sounds in this, the noise of the city, cars passing by and the cinematography really placed the kids all alone in the middle of this swarm. I found the tinkling guitar score to be really grating though.

Jauja - I thought it was a little slight in a few ways but at the same it possessed an enigmatic quality that still lingers on after watching it. Way better though than other recent pretty, airy westerns, like Meek's Cutoff and Slow West.
 
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Hell or High Water - slick, atmospheric modern Western. Jeff Bridges is as great as ever as the Ranger on the hunt, while Pine and Foster as the two bank-robbing brothers manage their typical "psycho/brains" duo portrayal well enough. Always lurking in the background is a picture of small-town America gone to shit. Nice ambiguous finish to it as well. A solid 8/10, I love this type of stuff.
 
The Meetings of Anna - After having seen a couple of Chantal Akerman's films, this is the first one that has really hit home for me. I thought it was a brilliant and honest depiction of detached lonely souls across Europe.

Nobody Knows - I really liked the sounds in this, the noise of the city, cars passing by and the cinematography really placed the kids all alone in the middle of this swarm. I found the tinkling guitar score to be really grating though.

Jauja - I thought it was a little slight in a few ways but at the same it possessed an enigmatic quality that still lingers on after having watching it. Way better though than other recent pretty, airy westerns, like Meek's Cutoff and Slow West.
Jauja looks interesting. I like Viggo.
 
I bet Viggo would like that too.

The last films I've seen with Viggo were A Dangerous Method, The Two Faces of January, On the Road and Captain Fantastic which were various shades of meh.

Have you seen Far From Men? Camus, desert, Viggo. Could be cool.
 
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I bet Viggo would like that too.

The last films I've seen with Viggo were A Dangerous Method, The Two Faces of January, On the Road and Captain Fantastic which were various shades of meh.

Have you seen Far From Men? Camus, desert, Viggo. Could be cool.
I haven't, could be.

He's a really good actor but has starred in so many 'kinda interesting but ultimately meh' movies lately.
 
I finally, after years of intending to do so, got round to watching Apocalypto. I have no idea how Mel Gibson managed to get this one made (Listen fellas, I need 50 million dollars to make a film about Mayans, that stars mostly untrained actors, certainly no famous people, is in a foreign language, and that language is a dead language... sound good?) but fair fecks to the guy, he made a spectacular film.

Loved it.
I remember this being an action-packed thrill ride from beginning to end. Loved it as well.
 
Went on a small South Korean style blood and guts binge.

The Wailing - 6/10
Decent enough horror movie with a bit too much kiddy torture for my taste. Basically folk keep dying in various horrible ways as a strange, supernatural infection sweeps through town causing folk to dabble in familicide. Only a fat cowardly cop can stop it. Some decent twists to keep you guessing, excellent cinematography and the director had a decent sense of mood most of the time. A lot of the acting seemed comically overwrought at points though and the plot was convoluted rather than complex. Plenty of religious allegory to make you think it's smart. Better than most horrors, but that's not saying all that much.

The Chaser = 3/10

Extremely bloody South Korean thriller with a nonsense plot and crap characterisation. Based on a supposedly true story an ex-detective turned pimp has to investigate why all his girls are disappearing (hint - they're getting horribly murdered by a vacuous noddy with erection issues). No decision he ever makes, the police ever make or the killer ever makes makes any sense. A big barrel of shite.

I Saw the Devil = 6/10
A nonsense vengeance flick but with better acting and slightly less overall stupidity than the above. Intelligence agent's fiance gets brutally murdered by a particularly nasty serial killer. Determined to avenge her death a thousand fold the agent sets out to continuously brutalise the bad guy before releasing him and doing it over and over again. The pace was good, the plot fun and the violence creative enough to hold your attention. It didn't make much sense, but who cares about that? 'tis a silly, brutal morality tale that Tarantino would have made better. Still decent gruesome fun though.
 
IT - I liked it well enough. It's certainly not a horror film - it has jump scares galore - but they don't last after the fact, and nothing fills you with dread at all... but then this isn't trying to be a horror film.... It's a typical coming of age, Spielbergian/Goonies style film with horror elements - and the "horror" element is just a backdrop to their journey and them coming together as a group of 'losers', and it's that element that I think works the best. The child actors are all great and the relationships and rapport they have with each other and their parents all seem and feel quite genuine.

The biggest problem for me is the lack of rules, and the lack of establishing the film does for this "fear" element that seems to be the crux of the film. There's no real idea how the Clown works or how it can do anything it does, or even what it is and the what/why... this for me was the reason the horror elements don't work as anything more then a quick jump scare.
 
I'm hoping this appears as a quote on the DVD cover.

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I bet Viggo would like that too.

The last films I've seen with Viggo were A Dangerous Method, The Two Faces of January, On the Road and Captain Fantastic which were various shades of meh.

Have you seen Far From Men? Camus, desert, Viggo. Could be cool.
Captain Fantastic was fantastic, captain.
 
First They Killed My Father

Angelina Jolie's new Netflix film on the Cambodian genocide. Well made, looked good but ultimately failed to convey the scale of the atrocities well. If you come into this thinking you'll learn about the genocide, you won't, it expects you to already know all the timelines and details. I do like how intentionally un-hollywood she tried to make it though.

Decent watch but could've been much better. 7/10
 
John Wick 2 You will never get the near 2 hours it takes to watch this back. The first one was brainless entertainment. This one has (far) more of the same and kinell it's boring. That the whole plot is totally idiotic (to be generous) doesn't help. Avoid at all costs. 2/10- the 2 being because it was shiny rubbish
 
I gave up on John Wick 2 after about 3 minutes. It's like they made a parody of the first one. Really weird.
 
It Comes At Night

There was a really good film in this but I felt like they forgot something. Like..
something that actually comes at night? What comes at night? Ebola? I mean wtf.. talk about a misleading title.
Shame because it could have been great.