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So good. That’s often the movie I’ll point to when someone argues that an adaptation doesn’t always have to follow the “spirit” of the source material. Sometimes it’s cool as shit to turn something on its head.
 
So good. That’s often the movie I’ll point to when someone argues that an adaptation doesn’t always have to follow the “spirit” of the source material. Sometimes it’s cool as shit to turn something on its head.
I've never read Heinlein's book, and I always thought Verhoeven took it and turned the message of the source material completely around, but I recently read a long winded debate between film and literature buffs on another forum saying it wasn't as clear cut as it seems, and that Heinlein had switched from his right wing, pro military views (that he indeed held as a younger man) by the time he wrote Starship Troopers. Not that it particularly matters, but it was interesting to read something that completely deconstructed what I'd taken for granted for years.

What is definitely sure is that it's a film that was and has continued to be massively misunderstood by the general public, in an almost comical way.
 
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I've never read Heinlein's book, and I always thought Verhoeven took it and turned the message of the source material completely around, but I recently read a long winded debate between film and literature buffs on another forum saying it wasn't as clear cut as it seems, and that Heinlein had switched from his right wind, pro military views (that he indeed held as a younger man) by the time he wrote Starship Troopers. Not that it particularly matters, but it was interesting to read something that completely deconstructed what I'd taken for granted for years.

What is definitely sure is that it's a film that was and has continued to be massively misunderstood by the general public, in an almost comical way.

That's actually really interesting! and sort of torpedoes my entire point :lol: I've actually read the novel as I used to be a sucker for that era of sci fi novels, but I was a young teen and I've never been the best at fully computing exactly what a book is saying, especially without rereads (it wasn't until my third reread of Wuthering Heights that I realised Heathcliff was such a dick :nervous:). I doubt I have the copy anymore but I might pick it up now, it'd be interesting to read it with fresh eyes and as an adult, especially when as you said the film is so often misunderstood and I've gone and misunderstood the source material :lol:

And yeah very much so, I'm too young to remember the initial reaction when it came out but it's really funny to read what the reviews at the time said, from the wiki

Many reviewers did not interpret Starship Troopers as a satire a, and believed that its fascist themes were literal.[l] An editorial in The Washington Post described the film as pro-fascist, made, directed, and written by Nazis.[m] Stephen Hunter said the film was "spiritually" and "psychologically" Nazi and born of a Nazi-like imagination. Hunter described it as a "perversion" of Erich Maria Remarque's 1929 novel, All Quiet on the Western Front, which portrays the physical and mental tolls of war, by glorifying the horrors of war.[147][148] Others, such as Empire, argued that the "constant fetishizing of weaponry" and "[Aryan] cast", combined with the militaristic imagery in RoboCop and Total Recall, made it seem as though Verhoeven admired Heinlein's world more than he claimed

Like I thought the film was comedically on the nose with what it was doing, I watched it around the time I read the book so I was a young lad and a dense one at that, and even I could tell what it was trying to do (though at that time I was more interested in the cool bug battles). I haven't read it but I watched an interesting video about how the book covers and film adaptations of Lolita has warped the perception of what the book is actually trying to say, I might give that one a read and watch one of the films as well to see the contrast.
 
That's actually really interesting! and sort of torpedoes my entire point :lol: I've actually read the novel as I used to be a sucker for that era of sci fi novels, but I was a young teen and I've never been the best at fully computing exactly what a book is saying, especially without rereads (it wasn't until my third reread of Wuthering Heights that I realised Heathcliff was such a dick :nervous:). I doubt I have the copy anymore but I might pick it up now, it'd be interesting to read it with fresh eyes and as an adult, especially when as you said the film is so often misunderstood and I've gone and misunderstood the source material :lol:

And yeah very much so, I'm too young to remember the initial reaction when it came out but it's really funny to read what the reviews at the time said, from the wiki



Like I thought the film was comedically on the nose with what it was doing, I watched it around the time I read the book so I was a young lad and a dense one at that, and even I could tell what it was trying to do (though at that time I was more interested in the cool bug battles). I haven't read it but I watched an interesting video about how the book covers and film adaptations of Lolita has warped the perception of what the book is actually trying to say, I might give that one a read and watch one of the films as well to see the contrast.
Do you have the Lolita one? One of my all time favourite novels, I'd be curious.

As for Starship Troopers, even as a 14-15yo kid, I could tell that it was satire, it's just way too obvious and on the nose. That was without having a particularly acute critical eye, or knowing the rest of Verhoeven's work. I don't understand how you can be a film critic, know what this guy has done prior to Starship Troopers, and think that it's a pro-fascist film. He must have had quite a few laughs reading some of the critics.
 
Do you have the Lolita one? One of my all time favourite novels, I'd be curious.

As for Starship Troopers, even as a 14-15yo kid, I could tell that it was satire, it's just way too obvious and on the nose. That was without having a particularly acute critical eye, or knowing the rest of Verhoeven's work. I don't understand how you can be a film critic, know what this guy has done prior to Starship Troopers, and think that it's a pro-fascist film. He must have had quite a few laughs reading some of the critics.

No I haven't sadly, there's a charity second hand bookstore in one of my nearby towns that I'm sure will have it so it's one I'll pick up next time I'm there, a friend of mine loves it too and she's told me a bunch of times to give it a read. When I do I'll let you know what I thought of it.

And yeah exact same experience, I think I was a year or two younger but it's so fecking obvious. Fully agree, I know reviews are subjective, and while I love the film I'd have no problem with a reviewer saying it was shit etc, but in a scenario like this it just seems so incompetent to be a paid film critic and miss the point by such a margin. I'll stop derailing the thread but it's pretty interesting when a film can be so misconstrued, I guess American Psycho would be another in that vein.
 
No I haven't sadly, there's a charity second hand bookstore in one of my nearby towns that I'm sure will have it so it's one I'll pick up next time I'm there, a friend of mine loves it too and she's told me a bunch of times to give it a read. When I do I'll let you know what I thought of it.
I meant the video describing the differences between the adaptation and the book! Or did I misunderstand your post?
 
I meant the video describing the differences between the adaptation and the book! Or did I misunderstand your post?

Oh I gotcha :lol: The one I first watched was a short video by "Man carrying thing" on youtube, but iirc that was just a short 5 minute video specifically about how the book covers failed the author, as he specified how he wanted the book cover “I want pure colors, melting clouds, accurately drawn details, a sunburst above a receding road with the light reflected in furrows and ruts, after rain. And no girls.” It was interesting but very short and specific, I'll try and find the proper video by someone else that talked about the film and book differences and what they thought it did right and where it went wrong on other parts, and specific parts where they felt the adaptations undermined the message of the book. I really should have read the book before I watched the long video but even as someone who hadn't read it it was really done and interesting so I'll try and find it.
 
Titane
A female serial killer goes into hiding by being taken in by a firefighter captain, who believes her to be his long lost son. A movie about physical and mental trauma that features graphic violence, sex, cars and sex with cars. That's right, "with cars". A woman has sex with a car and becomes pregnant.

I can see why people like this film (and Raw, which was by the same director) and whilst I did find it interesting, it also felt a bit forced and the symbolism felt a bit on the nose. Not really my cup of tea 4.5/10
 
As for Starship Troopers, even as a 14-15yo kid, I could tell that it was satire, it's just way too obvious and on the nose. That was without having a particularly acute critical eye, or knowing the rest of Verhoeven's work. I don't understand how you can be a film critic, know what this guy has done prior to Starship Troopers, and think that it's a pro-fascist film. He must have had quite a few laughs reading some of the critics.
From what I've read/seen, it's predominantly a satire of the way warfare, 'serving in the military', and unfettered patriotism are (or were) portrayed admiringly in the US. And so this was completely obvious to Europeans, but largely went over the heads of the US critics, who just saw the excessiveness of it all but failed to realize how it was an exaggeration of the problematic nature of their own country's relationship with all things military and patriotism.
 
From what I've read/seen, it's predominantly a satire of the way warfare, 'serving in the military', and unfettered patriotism are (or were) portrayed admiringly in the US. And so this was completely obvious to Europeans, but largely went over the heads of the US critics, who just saw the excessiveness of it all but failed to realize how it was an exaggeration of the problematic nature of their own country's relationship with all things military and patriotism.

That makes sense. Couldn’t have been more obvious to me that it was satire, even though I was young and stupid. Not being American was obviously the key.
 
Verhoeven is one of the most astute film makers of the past century really. B-movies, intentionally (in certain production ways), with A standards. Swift.
 
From what I've read/seen, it's predominantly a satire of the way warfare, 'serving in the military', and unfettered patriotism are (or were) portrayed admiringly in the US. And so this was completely obvious to Europeans, but largely went over the heads of the US critics, who just saw the excessiveness of it all but failed to realize how it was an exaggeration of the problematic nature of their own country's relationship with all things military and patriotism.
Yeah framed this way, it does make a little more sense - but in the context of Verhoeven's career by that point, it's hard to fathom how a cinema critic would have missed the satire. But anyway.
Oh I gotcha :lol: The one I first watched was a short video by "Man carrying thing" on youtube, but iirc that was just a short 5 minute video specifically about how the book covers failed the author, as he specified how he wanted the book cover “I want pure colors, melting clouds, accurately drawn details, a sunburst above a receding road with the light reflected in furrows and ruts, after rain. And no girls.” It was interesting but very short and specific, I'll try and find the proper video by someone else that talked about the film and book differences and what they thought it did right and where it went wrong on other parts, and specific parts where they felt the adaptations undermined the message of the book. I really should have read the book before I watched the long video but even as someone who hadn't read it it was really done and interesting so I'll try and find it.
Cheers mate! Don't sweat it, if you happen to find it, that's cool, I am just curious because of the source material and the way it's been adapted.
 
So good. That’s often the movie I’ll point to when someone argues that an adaptation doesn’t always have to follow the “spirit” of the source material. Sometimes it’s cool as shit to turn something on its head.
What I love about Troopers and also Showgirls is Verhoeven made on the surface two very ''bad'' films and took the risk of people thinking he can’t direct in order to make a wider point. Starship troopers would be the type of action film a future fascist society would enjoy and Showgirls is essentially a satire on the Hollywood and sex industry.

What is definitely sure is that it's a film that was and has continued to be massively misunderstood by the general public, in an almost comical way.
Still happens with his new films. Maybe I just too much of a Verhoeven fan but I'm convinced Benedetta is at it's core about the radical universality of Christianity yet so many people just get cant get past the sex scenes and dismiss the film.

Titane
A female serial killer goes into hiding by being taken in by a firefighter captain, who believes her to be his long lost son. A movie about physical and mental trauma that features graphic violence, sex, cars and sex with cars. That's right, "with cars". A woman has sex with a car and becomes pregnant.

I can see why people like this film (and Raw, which was by the same director) and whilst I did find it interesting, it also felt a bit forced and the symbolism felt a bit on the nose. Not really my cup of tea 4.5/10
Yeah I was really disappointed by this. I can definitely see why others like it but felt very dull.
 
What I love about Troopers and also Showgirls is Verhoeven made on the surface two very ''bad'' films and took the risk of people thinking he can’t direct in order to make a wider point. Starship troopers would be the type of action film a future fascist society would enjoy and Showgirls is essentially a satire on the Hollywood and sex industry.


Still happens with his new films. Maybe I just too much of a Verhoeven fan but I'm convinced Benedetta is at it's core about the radical universality of Christianity yet so many people just get cant get past the sex scenes and dismiss the film.


Yeah I was really disappointed by this. I can definitely see why others like it but felt very dull.
I haven't seen Benedetta yet. I'll probably close my work laptop and jump on it if you tell me Virginie Efira is naked in it.
 
Yeah framed this way, it does make a little more sense - but in the context of Verhoeven's career by that point, it's hard to fathom how a cinema critic would have missed the satire. But anyway.
I'd agree - but then I like reading the Reception section on Wikipedia after watching movies, and US critics (not all, but enough) definitely tend to buy into some of those US paradigms more than I'd have expected.

I'm obviously saying this as an outsider with partial information though. Maybe @oneniltothearsenal or @Wing Attack Plan R could help out here.
Still happens with his new films. Maybe I just too much of a Verhoeven fan but I'm convinced Benedetta is at it's core about the radical universality of Christianity yet so many people just get cant get past the sex scenes and dismiss the film.
I've read some interviews in recent years, and the origins and development of Christianity definitely is a big topic of interest for Verhoeven. It wouldn't surprise me at all if those subjects feature strongly in that film's (which I haven't seen) underlying themes. But obviously, Verhoeven loves inserting gore and sex (and cynicism/sarcasm) into everything he makes. :lol:
 
I've read some interviews in recent years, and the origins and development of Christianity definitely is a big topic of interest for Verhoeven. It wouldn't surprise me at all if those subjects feature strongly in that film's (which I haven't seen) underlying themes. But obviously, Verhoeven loves inserting gore and sex (and cynicism/sarcasm) into everything he makes. :lol:
Agree. I think Veroheven might have written a book on Jesus as a revolutionary figure. Although I’m not read it yet. Peter Weller talking about Robocop is like listening to a religious sermon



@neverdie is right that Veroheven blends the B movie aesthetics with the high art. Shame he can’t get any big Hollywood gigs anymore.
 
I'd agree - but then I like reading the Reception section on Wikipedia after watching movies, and US critics (not all, but enough) definitely tend to buy into some of those US paradigms more than I'd have expected.

I'm obviously saying this as an outsider with partial information though. Maybe @oneniltothearsenal or @Wing Attack Plan R could help out here.

I've read some interviews in recent years, and the origins and development of Christianity definitely is a big topic of interest for Verhoeven. It wouldn't surprise me at all if those subjects feature strongly in that film's (which I haven't seen) underlying themes. But obviously, Verhoeven loves inserting gore and sex (and cynicism/sarcasm) into everything he makes. :lol:

Your instincts are correct from my memory. I can't say about US film critics but the general public took it at face value and rah-rah patriotism exercise. I was working at a restaurant in Los Angeles at that time and a lot of the general comments did not view it as satire. To be fair, a few of my co-workers at the time certainly recognized it as satire but I wouldn't say that was a common view even close to Hollywood with a lot of so-called film buffs.
 
From what I've read/seen, it's predominantly a satire of the way warfare, 'serving in the military', and unfettered patriotism are (or were) portrayed admiringly in the US. And so this was completely obvious to Europeans, but largely went over the heads of the US critics, who just saw the excessiveness of it all but failed to realize how it was an exaggeration of the problematic nature of their own country's relationship with all things military and patriotism.
I'd agree - but then I like reading the Reception section on Wikipedia after watching movies, and US critics (not all, but enough) definitely tend to buy into some of those US paradigms more than I'd have expected.

I'm obviously saying this as an outsider with partial information though. Maybe @oneniltothearsenal or @Wing Attack Plan R could help out here.

I've read some interviews in recent years, and the origins and development of Christianity definitely is a big topic of interest for Verhoeven. It wouldn't surprise me at all if those subjects feature strongly in that film's (which I haven't seen) underlying themes. But obviously, Verhoeven loves inserting gore and sex (and cynicism/sarcasm) into everything he makes. :lol:
That isn't how I remember it, but you could be right. To me, it seemed at the time than any reputable critic quickly pointed out the fascistic imagery and over the top interstitials, the entire thing an indictment of militarism. I don't remember any critics not pointing this out, especially tying the story to the filmmaker's earlier works like Soldier of Orange, and the general experience of the Netherlands in WWII. From what I remember, they faulted him for being so obvious about it, there is not a single frame of subtlety in the entire film. He was also taken to task (by some) for gratuitous/excessive violence played for laughs, and for nudity. By this point, everyone knew his work. Flesh And Blood was particularly misogynistic and cruel, RoboCop was a lampoon of those who think the police need more weapons and more power, Total Recall was seen as a great adaptation, Basic Instinct - was a sensation. Lurid, cheesy, but fun. Just when his career was hanging in the balance, he turned in Showgirls, which took a beloved actress from a TV show, had her naked for 90 minutes, and made it so unbearably dull you couldn't watch. Elizabeth Berekly naked being boring, is no mean feat.

Then he did Starship Troopers. I think everyone had fairly low expectations for it.

Side note: the book does not take this tone at all, it's played completely straight as an heroic struggle against an implacable alien menace. When I first saw the movie, it annoyed the hell out of me because it was so silly and campy. I was fine with it taking the piss out of the jingoistic attitudes of the day. I absolutely hated Neil P Harris in the film, but I loved Denise Richards (remember when she was hot?)***. Remember Wild Things? Once I got over the fact it wasn't being played straight (like in the book), I went with it. I thought everything looked great: ships, weapons, aliens, female stars. I thought it was great.

***I saw her a few times where I was working, years ago. What's striking about her in person is how tiny she is. I've just read that she's listed as 5'6", but that's in heels. She's 5'4" at best. In person, her facial features seem exaggerated. Her cheeks too pointy, her chin too sharp, her lips too puffy. It's weird the way film takes sharp features and they end up looking better on screen. She was goddamn beautiful in person, though.
 
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Rodger Ebert review is very strange -

"Starship Troopers'' is the most violent kiddie movie ever made. I call it a kiddie movie not to be insulting, but to be accurate: Its action, characters and values are pitched at 11-year-old science-fiction fans. That makes it true to its source. It's based on a novel for juveniles by Robert A. Heinlein. I read it to the point of memorization when I was in grade school. I have improved since then, but the story has not.

The premise: Early in the next millennium, mankind is engaged in a war for survival with the Bugs, a vicious race of giant insects that colonize the galaxy by hurling their spores into space. If you seek their monument, do not look around you: Bugs have no buildings, no technology, no clothes, nothing but the ability to attack, fight, kill and propagate. They exist not as an alien civilization but as pop-up enemies in a space war.

Human society recruits starship troopers to fight the Bug. Their method is to machine-gun them to death. This does not work very well. Three or four troopers will fire thousands of rounds into a Bug, which like the Energizer Bunny just keeps on comin'. Grenades work better, but I guess the troopers haven't twigged to that. You'd think a human race capable of interstellar travel might have developed an effective insecticide, but no.

It doesn't really matter, since the Bugs aren't important except as props for the interminable action scenes, and as an enemy to justify the film's quasi-fascist militarism. Heinlein was of course a right-wing saberrattler, but a charming and intelligent one who wrote some of the best science fiction ever. "Starship Troopers'' proposes a society in which citizenship is earned through military service, and values are learned on the battlefield.

Heinlein intended his story for young boys, but wrote it more or less seriously. The one redeeming merit for director Paul Verhoeven's film is that by remaining faithful to Heinlein's material and period, it adds an element of sly satire. This is like the squarest but most technically advanced sci-fi movie of the 1950s, a film in which the sets and costumes look like a cross between Buck Rogers and the Archie comic books, and the characters look like they stepped out of Pepsodent ads.

The film's narration is handled by a futuristic version of the TV news, crossed with the Web. After every breathless story, the cursor blinks while we're asked, "Want to know more?'' Yes, I did. I was particularly intrigued by the way the Bugs had evolved organic launching pods that could spit their spores into space, and could also fire big globs of unidentified fiery matter at attacking space ships. Since they have no technology, these abilities must have evolved along Darwinian lines; to say they severely test the theory of evolution is putting it mildly.

On the human side, we follow the adventures of a group of high-school friends from Buenos Aires. Johnny (Casper Van Dien) has a crush on Carmen (Denise Richards), but she likes the way Zander (Patrick Muldoon) looks in uniform. When she signs up to become a starship trooper, so does Johnny. They go through basic training led by an officer of the take-no-prisoners school (Michael Ironside) and then they're sent to fight the Bug. Until late in the movie, when things really get grim, Carmen wears a big wide bright smile in every single scene, as if posing for the cover of the novel. (Indeed, the whole look of the production design seems inspired by covers of the pulp space opera mags like Amazing Stories).

The action sequences are heavily laden with special effects, but curiously joyless. We get the idea right away: Bugs will jump up, troopers will fire countless rounds at them, the Bugs will impale troopers with their spiny giant legs, and finally dissolve in a spray of goo. Later there are refinements, like firebreathing beetles, flying insects, and giant Bugs that erupt from the earth. All very elaborate, but the Bugs are not interesting in the way, say, that the villains in the "Alien" pictures were. Even their planets are boring; Bugs live on ugly rock worlds with no other living species, raising the question of what they eat.

Discussing the science of "Starship Troopers'' is beside the point. Paul Verhoeven is facing in the other direction. He wants to depict the world of the future as it might have been visualized in the mind of a kid reading Heinlein in 1956. He faithfully represents Heinlein's militarism, his Big Brother state, and a value system in which the highest good is to kill a friend before the Bugs can eat him. The underlying ideas are the most interesting aspect of the film.
What's lacking is exhilaration and sheer entertainment. Unlike the "Star Wars'' movies, which embraced a joyous vision and great comic invention, "Starship Troopers'' doesn't resonate. It's one-dimensional. We smile at the satirical asides, but where's the warmth of human nature? The spark of genius or rebellion? If "Star Wars'' is humanist, "Starship Troopers'' is totalitarian.

Watching a film that largely consists of interchangeable characters firing machine guns at computer-generated Bugs, I was reminded of the experience of my friend McHugh. After obtaining his degree from Indiana University, he spent the summer in the employ of Acme Bug Control in Bloomington, Ind. One hot summer day, while he was spraying insecticide under a home, a trap door opened above his head, and a housewife offered him a glass of lemonade. He crawled up, filthy and sweaty, and as he drank the lemonade, the woman told her son, "Now, Jimmy--you study your books, or you'll end up just like him!'' I wanted to tell the troopers the same thing.

Sort of picks up on the satire fascist elements but then complains about the lack of warmth! :wenger:
 
Rodger Ebert review is very strange -



Sort of picks up on the satire fascist elements but then complains about the lack of warmth! :wenger:
Roger Ebert was always a big, fat idiot.

He has a history of making these meandering, pompous "reviews" that utterly miss the point of the movie he's watching. More annoying, he had his pets, and those people could do no wrong in his eyes. And it's not just that I disagreed with his takes on movies, it's that he spent half his time virtue signaling, when all I wanted was to know if a movie succeeded or failed on the goals and terms it set out for itself, e.g., Starship Troopers was a Saturday matinee space monster movie with boobies and gore, was it fun?

I think if you're looking for wit and panache in a reviewer, one can enjoy Pauline Kael's and Rex Reeds's reviews. I love the critics in the New Yorker (David Denby, Anthony Lane), Andrew O'Hehir at New York Magazine, Vincent Canby (NYT), Kenneth Turan (LAT) was good for a long time but started championing filmmakers over films. I get the temptation, because I tried reviewing films for awhile. As a reviewer you want to find and champion a small film that punches above its weight, but they send you out to review big budget piles of shit that don't require film criticism. So in that sense, especially if you liked an earlier work, you might find yourself shying away from "Verhoeven's new work is a steaming pile of dung", and instead you temper it with references to the earlier works that you liked better. As someone who works in the industry, I just find most reviewers don't their asses from their elbows, they have no clue what goes into making a film, and they haven't the foggiest idea of who is responsible for what in the finished product.
 
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Beau in Freudian Purgatorio. Very clever bro. Quite enjoyable series of calamities in the initial set up before it turns to shit, seemingly when the female characters turn up. Guy is clearly an educated film technician but if you're going to write something this indulgent it can't be so baggy and aimless (unless you're Laurence Sterne I guess). It needed to be less Waiting for Kafka and more fat naked Joa running down the street.

I'm so done with these art school kids' depictions of society's underclass. Instead of showing your friends on the festival circuit, how about telling it to the governor at daddy's dinner party. And at this point, therapy and meds feel like an illegible cinematic shorthand, an UES parochiality.

You could get something approximate from an AI generated mashup of Kaufman and the Coens. So if it's just going to be a rehash of earlier stuff then couldn't you be brief about it?

More forgivable at a reasonable, justified running time but in this state its an annoying time sink. It's further evidence to my theory that the decline of the cynical, bean-counting producer, has left us at the mercy of flabby studios and streaming service bloat. Give me the butcher with a blade over the final cut pro editable.
 
Do you have the Lolita one? One of my all time favourite novels, I'd be curious.

As for Starship Troopers, even as a 14-15yo kid, I could tell that it was satire, it's just way too obvious and on the nose. That was without having a particularly acute critical eye, or knowing the rest of Verhoeven's work. I don't understand how you can be a film critic, know what this guy has done prior to Starship Troopers, and think that it's a pro-fascist film. He must have had quite a few laughs reading some of the critics.

Wait what? Someone thought it was pro-fascist propaganda?
 
What I love about Troopers and also Showgirls is Verhoeven made on the surface two very ''bad'' films and took the risk of people thinking he can’t direct in order to make a wider point. Starship troopers would be the type of action film a future fascist society would enjoy and Showgirls is essentially a satire on the Hollywood and sex industry.

Slightly different scenario but I felt that way about “One cut of the dead”. Where the first 25 minutes or so is purposefully painfully dull, but goes on to be a really interesting and fun film. I know @Dirty Schwein mentioned that all the people he’d recommended it to had binned it off during that first part, and I can imagine there were loads of people who put it on and must have thought it was terrible and gave up 10 minutes in :lol:

I’ve realised I’ve made a bunch of posts without giving a review of anything so I give OCOTD a 7/9
 
Titane
A female serial killer goes into hiding by being taken in by a firefighter captain, who believes her to be his long lost son. A movie about physical and mental trauma that features graphic violence, sex, cars and sex with cars. That's right, "with cars". A woman has sex with a car and becomes pregnant.

I can see why people like this film (and Raw, which was by the same director) and whilst I did find it interesting, it also felt a bit forced and the symbolism felt a bit on the nose. Not really my cup of tea 4.5/10
@Dirty Schwein you owe us a review of Titane.
That was awkward. My wife was reading a book and I was watching on laptop and constantly hiding the screen and turning down the volume on my headphones.
 
That was awkward. My wife was reading a book and I was watching on laptop and constantly hiding the screen and turning down the volume on my headphones.
I thought Titane was brilliant. Had to watch it twice because I was so confused, and realized it was the movie - not me - who was confused. I think you sold the story a bit short.
A popular model who poses for sexy pictures on cars, is approached by a fan, fecks him in the car she was posing on, and murders him during the sex because the car was getting jealous (?). Then she fecks the car she killed him in, and becomes pregnant - from the car. She goes into hiding by slapping on a mustache and being taken in by a fire chief who has lost his son. She is inexplicably popular with the fire station. Mainly they put up witht her to be kind to the chief. She’s clearly female this whole time. The fire chief pretends she’s his son but also knows she isn’t and tries to feck her. Or does feck her. Then she goes on a murder rampage and murders everyone at a dinner party for absolutely no reason, then she burns everything down. She suddenly becomes hugely pregnant and has the baby but the fire burns everything and she and the baby are revealed to be made of metal.

Pretty sure that’s accurate.
 
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I thought Titane was brilliant. Had to watch it twice because I was so confused, and realized it was the movie - not me - who was confused. I think you sold the story a bit short.

Pretty sure that’s accurate.
Bro that's a spoiler not a synopsis :lol:

I dunno, I felt I fully understood the film and beyond symbolising different types of trauma, it felt pretty basic.

I didn't hate it but also thought it wasn't all that.
 
Bro that's a spoiler not a synopsis :lol:

I dunno, I felt I fully understood the film and beyond symbolising different types of trauma, it felt pretty basic.

I didn't hate it but also thought it wasn't all that.
Boo!
I’ve also spoiler warning-ized it. Also, not sure knowing the plot takes away from enjoying that bonkers film.
 
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Tbh I don’t know how your going to handle it. She goes fully into the religious fanatic sexy lesbian nun vibe.
Fecking hell, this film is gonna end me. Need to find a moment to watch it.
Roger Ebert was always a big, fat idiot.
His reviews were unsufferable. Never quite understood the clout he had.
Beau in Freudian Purgatorio. Very clever bro. Quite enjoyable series of calamities in the initial set up before it turns to shit, seemingly when the female characters turn up. Guy is clearly an educated film technician but if you're going to write something this indulgent it can't be so baggy and aimless (unless you're Laurence Sterne I guess). It needed to be less Waiting for Kafka and more fat naked Joa running down the street.

I'm so done with these art school kids' depictions of society's underclass. Instead of showing your friends on the festival circuit, how about telling it to the governor at daddy's dinner party. And at this point, therapy and meds feel like an illegible cinematic shorthand, an UES parochiality.

You could get something approximate from an AI generated mashup of Kaufman and the Coens. So if it's just going to be a rehash of earlier stuff then couldn't you be brief about it?

More forgivable at a reasonable, justified running time but in this state its an annoying time sink. It's further evidence to my theory that the decline of the cynical, bean-counting producer, has left us at the mercy of flabby studios and streaming service bloat. Give me the butcher with a blade over the final cut pro editable.
I have no idea which film you're talking about! Is it Beau is afraid?
Wait what? Someone thought it was pro-fascist propaganda?
Yes! Pretty sure there were some really harsh critics back then highlighting a fascist agenda.
Thoughts on Raw?
So so good. Very fresh for the genre, and the gore served the story.
 
Ha. Everything was confusing about Titane if taken at face value. If it’s all metaphor, then it’s just a horny fever dream.
I haven’t seen Raw.
I thought it's definitely a metaphorical take on trauma. Watch it with that in mind and everything makes sense. Well, most of it.

If you liked Titane then I would recommend Raw. It's much better.
 
Even Dwarfs Started Small

Werner Herzog comedy about a revolution on a island. Film features some incredible imagery along with elements of class conflict and the alienation disable people deal with. Like all things Herzog it’s beautiful, disturbing and very human.

Warning - Don’t watch if you like animals as there’s two scenes of animal cruelty including a insane crucifixion. Also god knows how but the full film is on YouTube.


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10/10
 
Rodger Ebert review is very strange -



Sort of picks up on the satire fascist elements but then complains about the lack of warmth! :wenger:
Yeah, that review is ridiculous. He's looking at the film through the book, and then tries to give the film some independent due anyway. Rambling nonsense and does majorly miss the overarching satire angle.

Anyway, thanks all for the follow-up! Really interesting film in terms of public perception and discourse.