Film The Redcafe Movie review thread

Strange claim as the first one is the best one. Got better after the third one again, as #2 (sorry @Sweet Square) and #3 were a bit meh. Then, they just embraced their blockbusterness, became grand spectacles, but also tend to be somewhat generic and all melt into one. The first one is the only one that has some sense of identity, that actually stands out on its own (although #2 does too, to an extent, it's just a little bit messed up as a film).
F&F was the same. The first was a fun movie and then the next few were shit. It then leaned into crazy stunts and blockbuster spectacle and started getting better. I didn't mean each entry is better than the last but as a franchise, MI definitely grew into something that masses now love.
 
Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning - 3/10

The story is beyond absurd even by MI standard. The stunts are meh. Too long. The relationships and the decision characters take are nonsensical.
Boring waste of money.

I enjoyed it a bit more than you did I think (don't think these films are ever boring) but yeah it's definitely new levels of absurd with the whole AI is the bad guy schtick. Also really overdid the mask stuff and people getting pick pocketed every 5 mins. I'm starting to get the impression they're just building the films around whatever insane stunt Tom wants to try now.
 
MI has improved.

I can't compare it with F&F as I tried one early on and hated it, so I never went back. I hate those sorts of cars and driving, so no surprise.

Stick with it. They start flying cars. Then they go to Space in a Pinto covered in Gaffa tape.
 
I enjoyed it a bit more than you did I think (don't think these films are ever boring) but yeah it's definitely new levels of absurd with the whole AI is the bad guy schtick. Also really overdid the mask stuff and people getting pick pocketed every 5 mins. I'm starting to get the impression they're just building the films around whatever insane stunt Tom wants to try now.

Dont even get me started on the stupidity of the AI plot and the Now You See Me levels of pick pocketing. You would think they would devise a method to keep it safe after it got picked the 15th time.

Atwell’s character infuriated me as well. What was the point of trying to win her over? And why the feck did she keep running away from Cruise makes no sense.

I know I’m supposed to turn my brain off but come on this was like watching a Bollywood movie. The previous one’s were nonsensical as well this one got a bit too ridiculous.
 
Blade Runner (1982)

You already know it's good.

Blue Velvet (late 80s I think?)

Again, you're aware this is a fantastic film.

Mulholland Drive (2001?)

Fell asleep halfway through but it was good up to that point.
 
Dont even get me started on the stupidity of the AI plot and the Now You See Me levels of pick pocketing. You would think they would devise a method to keep it safe after it got picked the 15th time.
I did find it hilarious when Gabriel put the key in his trouser pocket, had a 5 minute fight on top of a moving train and was then shocked to find it was no longer there afterwards.
 
F&F was the same. The first was a fun movie and then the next few were shit. It then leaned into crazy stunts and blockbuster spectacle and started getting better. I didn't mean each entry is better than the last but as a franchise, MI definitely grew into something that masses now love.

Unfortunately, the masses have terrible taste in movies.
 
MI has improved.

I can't compare it with F&F as I tried one early on and hated it, so I never went back. I hate those sorts of cars and driving, so no surprise.
These movies arent about cars, they're about family! they're cack
 
Still good unplug your brain enjoyment. I hate Cruise and didn't enjoy the Top Gun reboot much but the stunts are great fun in MI, especially the later films.

Probably because of CGI but I couldn't care less about stunts in movies any more. And I say this as someone who's watched more than my fair share of blockbusters over the years. But yeah, car chases and shit like that just leaves me completely cold.
 
Probably because of CGI but I couldn't care less about stunts in movies any more. And I say this as someone who's watched more than my fair share of blockbusters over the years. But yeah, car chases and shit like that just leaves me completely cold.
MI uses minimal CGI. Hell, in Fallout, Cruise broke his foot jumping from one building to another & kept running til he got off camera, no editing or CGI.
 
MI uses minimal CGI. Hell, in Fallout, Cruise broke his foot jumping from one building to another & kept running til he got off camera, no editing or CGI.

I know that. It’s kind of his thing. Doesn’t make the stunts any less boring to me. I only mention CGI because that might be why I find stunts much more boring. CGI means movies have been so crammed full of preposterous stunts for years now that they’ve kind of lost all meaning.

Plus I can get my fill of people jumping off buildings by watching the Storror crew on YouTube. And they do it much more impressively than a senior citizen like Mr Cruise.
 
No film I've watched since has been able to match the exhilarating action of Mad Max Fury Road. I appreciate what Cruis is doing, and I do like the MI films in general, but Mad Max is where it peaked. It's been downhill from there.
 
No film I've watched since has been able to match the exhilarating action of Mad Max Fury Road. I appreciate what Cruis is doing, and I do like the MI films in general, but Mad Max is where it peaked. It's been downhill from there.

I liked Mad Max films up to Fury Road which really didn't do much for me.
 
I liked Mad Max films up to Fury Road which really didn't do much for me.

I know a few people who think this. They say the relentless, almost non-stop action, was exhausting. I can see that, but I found the film extraordinary. Incredible piece of filmmaking.
 
I’m not really a fan of big action movies (cool choreographed martial art films aside), while I can appreciate the effort that goes into some of the stunts it rarely “does” it for me. Fury Road was an exception though, I loved the hell out of that film even though on paper it’s one I wouldn’t like the sound of

5/6
 
Blue Velvet (late 80s I think?)

Again, you're aware this is a fantastic film.
Have you seen the deleted scenes ? There’s a fan edit on YouTube where they’ve added the scenes into the original film. It’s doesn’t really work overall but fun to see.

Before Dorothy Vallens sings there’s a 5 min long scene of a dog on stage just eating from a bowl. Incredible stuff.
 
No film I've watched since has been able to match the exhilarating action of Mad Max Fury Road. I appreciate what Cruis is doing, and I do like the MI films in general, but Mad Max is where it peaked. It's been downhill from there.

100%. Was thinking of that film when I was saying stunts don’t do anything for me. That was the last time I enjoyed a film mainly on the basis of the action scenes.
 
I’m not really a fan of big action movies (cool choreographed martial art films aside), while I can appreciate the effort that goes into some of the stunts it rarely “does” it for me. Fury Road was an exception though, I loved the hell out of that film even though on paper it’s one I wouldn’t like the sound of

5/6

Exactly my experience too.
 
I know a few people who think this. They say the relentless, almost non-stop action, was exhausting. I can see that, but I found the film extraordinary. Incredible piece of filmmaking.

It never engaged me at all. I also don't like Charlize Theron at all and despite liking Tom Hardy he didn't work for me as Max.
 
Have you seen the deleted scenes ? There’s a fan edit on YouTube where they’ve added the scenes into the original film. It’s doesn’t really work overall but fun to see.

Before Dorothy Vallens sings there’s a 5 min long scene of a dog on stage just eating from a bowl. Incredible stuff.

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I haven't seen them, no. Will check 'em out.
 
Any recommendations for movies taking place in the Deep South? Always enjoyed those kind of movies. Hot, humid, slow paced.
 
time to kill

and not strictly deep south but Body Heat (set in Florida) has that vibe going on
 
Any recommendations for movies taking place in the Deep South? Always enjoyed those kind of movies. Hot, humid, slow paced.
Florida is honorary Deep South, so I’d recommend Palmetto, and Body Heat. I second the recommendation of Angel Heart. Haven’t seen it in a decade at least but it probably holds up. Mickey Rourke’s best performance. You get to see what a legend he could have become, had he stuck to acting. Two Moon Junction if you’re interested in pretty pictures. It was considered racy for its time.
 
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