Edgar Allan Pillow
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...........................Team harms ................................................................................................... Team Joga Bonito........................
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My team is all about balance. It has a hardworking and creative core in Stielike-Bonhof-Falcao-Bergkamp, and absolutely devastating and pacey flanks in Roberto Carlos, Blokhin, Ortiz and Kaltz. Commanding presence of Ruggeri and Stielike would help Varane settle in nicely. All my players are in their preferable positions, so nothing will stop them from performing at their best level.
Key points about my team:
Stielike would play a crucial part in my set up. He is playing in his best role, allowing my fullbacks to roam forward without a second thought. This role requires a player with a perfect understanding of the game, otherwise the whole defensive formation can turn into havoc - luckily, I have just the one in Stielike. He is reunited with Rainer Bonhof here, with whom he won 3 Bundesliga titles in the 70's, which certainly helps.
Creative center in Falcao-Bergkamp. Unbelievable duo - technical brilliance, vision and passing ability, they would enjoy playing together, with all these little flicks and 1-touch play. Bonhof, who assisted for Gerd Muller's winning ball in WC 74 and provided 4 assists in semi-final and final of 76 Euro's, would certainly help too - though it won't be his first priority.
Pace, skill and directness - my flanks are frightening. Roberto Carlos and Blokhin is fit enough to run on a track, the Ortiz and Kaltz aren't out-of-this-world fast, but still is more than capable of beating their fullback. Ortiz (please, read the write-up if you don't know who am I talking about) won't leave his opponent alone with his endless efforts of beating his player 1-on-1, and Kaltz would provide his famous Bananenflankens (banana-shaped crosses).
Long distance threat. Blokhin, Falcao, Stielike, Kaltz and Ortiz all had a good shot on them, and Bergkamp perfected the perfectly-timed long-distance lobs, which Rooney now tries to imitate so desperately, but the main threat here are Roberto Carlos and Rainer Bonhof. Who had the hardest shot in the history of football? These two are genuine contenders. We will ask poor Zenga after the game.
Tactics:
I believe that I will dominate the game here, I have a perfect mix in the middle and I don't see how Joga can stop Falcao and Bergkamp from doing their magic. Control the ball, provide through-balls to Blokhin and Ortiz - my team will score if my opponent will shut down, due to my exceptional long-distance shooters, and great and various dribblers in my front three, and my team will punish opponents with an absolutely deadly counter-attacks.
The main threat for me is, apart from the mighty Baggio, Cafu-Figo duo. Carlos and Blokhin will keep them busy half of the time (Figo was good at tracking back, actually, but he would find it hard to keep up the pace), and the other half they would find Bonhof (who was asked to mark the great Muller out of the game on a numerous occasions) and Ruggeri in his World Cup winning position providing cover for my left flank.
Two great liabilities in Joga's team are Bernat and Keown.
The first one is, in my opinion, the weakest player from the youth round, and isn't up for the task of stopping the best Colombian player ever (who is helped by one of the best attacking fullbacks that Germany ever produced). He isn't a bad player, just another one of Valencia's converted wingers - he will become a very good player, no doubt about that, but his "peak" isn't comparable to others. My guess is that Lerby will be instructed to help him, which nullifies all the attacking threat from Joga's left flank and frees space for Falcao - and I'm not even sure that this would be enough to contain Ortiz-Kaltz.
But why Keown is a liability, you would ask me? Well, let's hear what his long-term partner and captain said has to said about it:
Adams:
I was… [clenches fist, makes war face, bangs forehead] WOOO-Aaarr! I would be that kind of pumped up. The adrenaline going. Motivation! Martin [Keown] was like that as well, but he didn’t calm down. He needed to calm down. Oh God, the number of penalties Martin gave away down the years with his impetuous tackles!
He is up against three man that made their name by fooling the defenders, he would lose his temper and would for sure go for another one of his "impetuous tackle" after Blokhin/Bergkamp/Ortiz's dummy or stepover.
And, for the desert, a quote about Weah for a further discussion
antohan:
As good a player as he was, he was no goal machine. In his best seasons he average about 12 goals in Serie A while the Serie A top scorers (the likes of Batistuta, Inzaghi, Bierhoff and Montella) averaged twice as many.
My notes is on the imaginary opposition though, maybe Joga will surprise me here.
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