You need someone to prop up Slot? Well look no further!
When Slot took over from Advocaat we were nearly bankrupt (literally) and lost our best player to Ajax. We were nearly knocked out of the Conference League playoffs by FC Drita (I'm sure you've heard of mighty Drita... no? Of course not). Luckily for Slot he could go wild on the transfer market and bought Fredrik Aursnes for 400.000, Gernot Trauner for 1.4 million and loaned Cyriel Dessers from Heracles Almelo fame. We went on to reach the final of the conference league, twatted PSV 0-4 and finished 3rd.
After this surprisingly good season we lost 8 of our 11 starting players and still had feck all money to spend. He replaced them all on we won the league. Yes Ajax had a relatively poor year after Ten Hag left, but the money they paid for Steven Bergwijn is still more than our entire transfer budget and we beat Ajax away from home for the first time in like 26 years (and you lot think United fans have a shite time of it). The points total we ended on also would see us champions most years (more points than any of the 4 times Ajax won the league under Frank de Boer for instance, to give an example of another great manager
) Of course we lost to fecking AS Roma again in Europe, but feck it.
This season we were favourites to win the league, managed to retain some of our players and were very confident... But then PSV won literally (and I mean that literally not in a reddit way) all their games up to February (feck you
@Eendracht maakt macht) and were unbeatable. We did beat them in the cup by the way, and also number 3 FC Twente, so that run wasnt very easy.
Aynway, long story short, when we started we could barely beat FC Drita. When he leaves people laugh at us for only finishing 3rd in our CL group. So all hail king Arne.
Fecking hell, I just realised I'm now officially Amadeus. I need a shower.