The New low (I.) Q. Republicans and Ted Cruz



I don't know the context of this but I feel like if anyone at all - old/young, gay/straight, man/woman, United/City, vegetable/mineral - absolutely anyone whatsoever has been raped and wants help with it, then asking them what gender was on their birth certificate when they were born is about as far away from the top of my list of questions as it's possible to get.
 

Please, don't let it have been Mitch McConnell, please, for the love of God.

There are some mental images that would do serious psychological damage.

I mean, imagine Mitchs coked up "O" face at an orgy....

See what I mean?
 
Please, don't let it have been Mitch McConnell, please, for the love of God.

There are some mental images that would do serious psychological damage.

I mean, imagine Mitchs coked up "O" face at an orgy....

See what I mean?

I’ve heard of squid porn and snake porn but never turtle porn. I will now go get drunk to remove the image.
 
Please, don't let it have been Mitch McConnell, please, for the love of God.

There are some mental images that would do serious psychological damage.

I mean, imagine Mitchs coked up "O" face at an orgy....

See what I mean?

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I sooo can't wait to get out of this place. I swear the 9 month winters have broken all of their brains.

 
Has anyone mentioned this anywhere?

Trump lies for a living , but this I can believe.

“No, I think it’s not something I want to do. A lot of people bring it up. It’s brought up all the time. No, it’s not something I want to do. I want to look at what’s happening, and then we’re going to be doing something else. No, it’s not something I would be interested in,” he said in an interview with Just the News founder John Solomon and Real America’s Voice correspondent Amanda Head.
 
Trump lies for a living , but this I can believe.

Not terribly worried since it would require him to actually show up to work. No way would he last more than a week having to do the actual duties of the speaker.
 
I sooo can't wait to get out of this place. I swear the 9 month winters have broken all of their brains.


Surely. Surely. Surely an onion article. Bizzaro satire of yesteryear’s can’t keep up with this reality. Not even cards against humanity can
 
This and the American Politics one are the only threads that never disappoint.
 
I read that this bill will lower the price for insured patients. Will the price of insulin rise for uninsured patients as a result of this?

Yeah, all it does is cap co-pays, so the price of insulin can be whatever the insurance companies negotiate. There was an amendment to cap the price in general, but there is all that sweet sweet pharma money for politicians.